When Juan Carlos Diaz left Gold’s Gym in a snit on January 11, hustled out by Emilio Estefan’s bodyguard Tony Almeida, the frustrated actor/singer/escort/masseur made the rounds of local media outlets. The February 2 issue of Spanish-language gossip weekly TVyNovelas reports that a “very agitated” Diaz showed up to vent…
On Friday, February 15, Steve Shiver will attend a course on ethics. (Insert your own joke here. Let me get you started with a couple of easy ones: “Hey, Martha, get the skates. Looks like Hell is about to freeze over!” or “Steve Shiver taking a class in ethics? What’s…
The Yuks Stop HereRegalado as film critic (funny); wasted millions (not funny): Though I found the article on self-proclaimed movie critic (censor is more like it) and Miami City Commissioner Tomas Regalado quite amusing, I fail to see the humor or the logic of spending millions of taxpayer dollars to…
Not since Nuestra Cosa (Our Latin Thing) — the 1971 film by salsa impresario Jerry Masucci that turned the world on to the Fania All-Stars — has a movie captured the flavor of Nueva York so well as Manito. Director Erik Eason confesses he has never seen the barrio classic…
“When I started taking photographs, people were so open to situations,” Bruce Weber recalls ruefully of his career’s beginnings in the Seventies. The famed fashion photographer spears a forkful of rugelach inside the Rascal House restaurant in Sunny Isles Beach and continues. “You might tell a girl: ‘I think you’re…
The Human Quilt That Is Miami Beach Hizzoner promises 100 percent discrimination-free: As mayor of Miami Beach, I would like to comment on Brett Sokol’s “Kulchur” column regarding efforts to repeal the county’s gay anti-discrimination ordinance (“What a Difference a Bay Makes,” January 17). First let me reiterate the fact…
Ray Milian likes the hour before midnight best. “You don’t have to worry about the dance floor, so you can play all the new stuff,” he explains. “People are just getting in, getting their drinks, and they’re not going to dance no matter what you play.” But then, continues the…
“These people need to stop working my nerves,” Marilyn says sharply, with a dramatic toss of her long blond hair. “I’m serious,” she stresses, taking in Kulchur’s smirk. “Unlike some I could mention” — she motions offhandedly to the Lincoln Road strollers swirling past her sidewalk table outside Score –…
Peekaboo, We See YouWill Miami’s billboards rise to the occasion? Regarding Kirk Nielsen’s “2001: A Billboard Odyssey” (January 10), in a cruel twist of fate, the new noise barriers now being installed along the lower portion of I-95 are going to block the view of several billboards. I can’t wait…
Enrique Iglesias is in trouble. The disc he is lip-synching to skips. “Hero/hero/hero/hero,” he mouths, jerking at the mike until a midget shakes him back on track. A midget? Okay, the singer in the backward baseball cap is not really the atonal Iglesias; it’s star impersonator Julio Sabala. The midget,…
Independence exacts a toll. When Michelle Shocked releases her first CD on her own label, Mood Swing, this spring, nearly six years will have passed since the eclectic singer rallied the Thirteenth Amendment (the one that outlawed slavery) to win her freedom and the rights to all her music from…
On a crisp December morning, more than 1000 firefighters from across the nation lined a half-mile stretch of road leading to a small church in Deer Park, New York. They came to pay their respects to Raymond Downey, the most decorated firefighter in the history of New York City. The…
Miami Housing Officials: Comedy Central’s Newest StarsCheck out their Cheech and Chong imitation — killer! Kirk Nielsen’s story about the City of Miami’s housing loans and the deadbeats who received them (“My Dog Ate the Mortgage — Really!” January 3) points to just one of the many reasons why Miami…
Editor’s note: Last week’s letters section comprised a sampling of unpublished correspondence saved from the past year. Included was a letter from Miami resident Maria Gonzalez, which first appeared April 12, 2001. It was supposed to be followed by several replies it elicited. Owing to an editing error those replies…
Techno Beat Aphex Twin: Drukqs (Warp/Sire). Richard James is one strange fellow. The British producer does his damnedest to scare away potential listeners, but he still manages to command a sizable audience that hangs on every menacing metallic synthetic fragment, scattershot break beat, placid soundscape, and irreverent vocal he can…
Editor’s note: We greatly appreciate receiving letters from our readers, and we try to publish as many as possible. Predictably, though, some of them fall victim to space limitations or time constraints. In this final issue of the year we will try to make amends. Following is a sampling of…
Reports of the death of rock and roll have been greatly exaggerated. Far from vanquished by electronica’s black box, the spirit of the Delta stomp has risen again, stirring the unquiet soul of Motown, rattling the bones of Detroit garage, and resurrecting legions of Lou Reed’s undead. The glow sticks…
In the spring of this year, Deborah Curtin resigned as director of Team Metro, a county department she helped create in the aftermath of Hurricane Andrew. At the time of her resignation, Curtin was battling cancer and most people assumed she’d resigned solely for medical reasons. “The official spin by…
Brian Andrews has been up for sixteen hours now. Rising at 3:00 a.m., the reporter for WSVN-TV (Channel 7) substitute-anchored the station’s morning news show from 5:00 to 9:00 a.m. Then he hit the streets to cut live on-air spots as the John Acosta story broke: a grand juror indicted…
Eduardo Padron: Call Him EmperorAnd call those around him academic boot-lickers: Gaspar González’s article about Eduardo Padron’s reign as president of Miami-Dade Community College (“Fear and Loathing in la Escuela,” December 6) highlights how the time-honored goals of the educational process — namely, the ceaseless, enthusiastic quest for and transmission…
As the final vote was announced, Katy Sorenson let loose an emphatic “Yes!” For seven years the county commissioner for South Miami-Dade had been fighting plans to build a commercial airport on the site of the former Homestead Air Force Base. For many of those years, Sorenson was the lone…
What a difference a war makes. Back in 1995 CNN devoted no fewer than 388 breathless hours to the daily murder-trial proceedings of OJ Simpson. On Tuesday, December 4, however, as news broke of Simpson’s alleged connection to an accused member of an Ecstasy smuggling/money-laundering/satellite-television piracy ring (talk about a…
