Miracle on 22nd Street

The show wouldn’t begin until 10:30 p.m., but the television remote trucks were there three hours early. Clearly, someone was expecting action. Maybe even hoping for it. Screaming protesters, after all, make for great visuals. And nothing in Miami attracts protesters like musicians from Cuba. So the appearance of that…

News of the Weird

Lead Stories *Former Maryland accountant Scott Lewis Rendelman, age 42, was convicted of emblezzling clients’ money in 1986 and sentenced to four months in prison. Lewis has managed to compound that sentence into more than eleven years and counting because he will not stop sending threatening and sexually offensive letters…

Teele, Toil, and Trouble

Strolling into the press room at county hall last week, the lobbyist had a news flash. “It’s going to be Thursday,” he said confidently. “I just talked to Tallahassee.” The two Miami Herald reporters in the room stared back without saying a word. No one needed to translate this information…

Letters

New Times Sleeps While Miami Rots “If You Indict, They Will Come” (April 16) was a nice showcase for your graphics department. I’m also happy to see two full pages of strip-club ads join the wonderful assortment of cosmetic surgery, lingerie, bikini, and soft-porn ads you folks litter the streets…

Letters

And Don’t Forget Fake Ski-Accident Injuries! Regarding Robert Andrew Powell’s “Bringing the Mountain to Miami” (April 16): What a concept! Now we’ll have a fake mountain on Watson Island with fake snow and fake surf to go along with our fake mayoral election and the fake hold on Jimmy Johnson’s…

News of the Weird

Lead Stories *In March two Missouri legislators proposed a law to have the state give $1000 to any married couples over age 21 who do not have sexually transmitted diseases, who had no children before marriage, who have not aborted a fetus, and who were not previously married. The law…

Letters

Rancor, a Time-Honored Religious Tradition It’s too bad John Lantigua’s article “Holy War, Inc.” (April 9) on Florida’s Santeria community chose to focus on name-calling and infighting — which all religions suffer from — rather than on why thousands of people follow the ways of this beautiful tradition to uplift…

News of the Weird

Lead Story *In March testimony began in Lesli Szabo’s $1.7 million lawsuit against a Hamilton, Ontario, hospital for not making her 1993 childbirth painless. Physicians said that painless childbirth cannot be achieved without the child being endangered by anesthesia, but Szabo said she expected enough comfort to be able to…

News of the Weird

Lead Stories *In January Iowa became the second state to require employers to provide reasonable restroom breaks, and in April or May, the Occupational Safety and Health Administration (OSHA) plans to issue the first-ever federal directive on the topic. OSHA acted after hearing from employees who routinely were not permitted…

The Check’s in the Mail

As chief of staff for Mayor Alex Penelas, it is Brian May’s job to keep his boss out of trouble and to avoid stupid mistakes that could embarrass the mayor. But Penelas’s woes continue to mount, and so May’s effectiveness is being closely scrutinized. In recent weeks, May has become…

Take My Son, Please

Since his election five years ago as a Dade County commissioner, Javier Souto has developed a reputation for delivering bombastic, often nonsensical speeches from the dais. But any snickering is muted by the genuine respect Souto enjoys from his colleagues. A Bay of Pigs veteran, he is considered a man…

Whichever Way the Wind Blows

Alex Penelas is obsessed with opinion polls. So much so that he just spent $110,000 of taxpayers’ money to learn that registered voters oppose a sales tax increase — a fact most politicians could have figured out by simply holding aloft a moistened finger. But the poll served another purpose…

Letters

Hooray for Bathroom Humor! After reading Ted B. Kissell’s article “The Bad Boys of Miami Beach” (April 2), I must begin reading the SunPost as well. Editor Michael Sasser was a classmate and friend of my daughter Gillian, first at Natural Bridge Elementary and later at North Miami Junior High…

News of the Weird

Lead Stories *Now they tell us: Researchers at Bristol University in England, announcing in February the results of a study of 14,000 children, said bathing every day is not good for a kid. According to the study, children who take regular baths are 25 percent more likely to develop asthma…

Letters

Noriega and the Bimbo Eruptions I just finished Peter Eisner’s riveting story about Gen. Manuel Noriega (“Uncertain Justice,” March 26). He makes a convincing argument, articulating and documenting what I have long suspected: Noriega was transformed into a villain as part of a campaign prop. In these days of bimbo…

You Make the Call

Last week the National Football League voted against bringing back the instant replay. Too bad. Sometimes the game just moves so quickly it becomes nearly impossible to make the right call. The same is true with local politics. Scandals and allegations of wrongdoing come and go so fast in Dade…

Letters

Memo to Tree-huggers: Get a Horse Regarding Jacob Bernstein’s article (“The Polo Wars,” March 19), it’s about time someone invested in a project that will make Miami even more interesting — a polo club. Environmentalists should view this as being quite beneficial. What do they prefer: 60 houses on a…

News of the Weird

Lead Stories *In February in Lakeland, after Justin Rezendes scratched and bit teachers, the principal, and the school police officer, he was arrested, booked, and fingerprinted. Mug shots were taken. Justin is six years old. Two weeks earlier in Pensacola, Chaquita Doman, age five, scratched and bit two officials at…

With Friends Like These

Alex Penelas has a problem. An image problem. After rising to power as a reformer, Penelas is now seeing his reputation challenged. Ironically (some might say fittingly), this attack comes not from the mayor’s enemies but from some of his oldest allies, the very people who helped put him in…

Letters

Black, White, Red Over All Thank you, thank you, thank you Kathy Glasgow and New Times for presenting the other side of the story of the Cuban revolution (“La Vida Dura,” March 12). It’s called racial oppression, and it doesn’t take place only in communist countries. In fact, there is…

Secretary of Limbo

Daryl Jones thought he would be in Washington by now, overseeing a $62 billion budget and the welfare of more than 600,000 men and women in his new role as Secretary of the U.S. Air Force. Instead the state senator from South Dade finds himself back in Tallahassee for another…

News of the Weird

Lead Story *Henry Ingram, Jr., told the Savannah, Georgia, Morning News in February that he intends to bar all Northerners from ever setting foot on any part of his recently acquired 1600 acres along U.S. 17 near Hardeeville, South Carolina. He recently recorded a deed restriction making that desire possible…