Don’t Expect Miami Dolphins Fans to Be Excited About Their New Coach

It’s January, so you know what that means, Miami Dolphins fans; Introductory press conferences! Ah yes, a tradition like none other. Backdrops and promises. It’s like our own little holiday.  If you’ve been a Dolphins fan for long enough, you’re starting to look at press conferences in a different way…

Pork ‘n’ Beans Should Be Made Safer for Residents, Not Razed

Miami-Dade County leaders are ramping up the propaganda to justify gentrification of Liberty City, one of Miami’s oldest black neighborhoods. At a news conference last week addressing a string of shootings at the complex, county Commissioner Audrey Edmonson used the opportunity to lobby for a new plan to redevelop the…

Hue Jackson Is the Perfect New Coach for the Miami Dolphins

The Miami Dolphins have a history of racism. During the team’s 1972 perfect season, African-American running back Mercury Morris would carry the ball down the field until the team was just a few yards from the goal line. Then Jim Kiick would come in to score the touchdown. Later, amazing…

Luke’s Gospel: A Look Ahead to 2016

Well, 2015 was a crazy year, but 2016 will be even wilder. Here are my top five stories to look out for in the next 12 months: 1. The David Beckham soccer stadium controversy is far from over. The international football star may have secured the land to build his…

The Ten Best Miami Sports Moments of 2015

Let’s be honest; there won’t be any books written about the past year in Miami sports. Big picture, 2015 was an undeniable donkey of a year for our teams. But that doesn’t mean there weren’t some spectacular joy-filled moments sprinkled in with all the disappointment. Much like the five-dollar old…

Dolphins Fans Should Root for the Team to Lose the Rest of the Season

It happened again. That thing where you’re scraping together the last unidentifiable remnants of your Thanksgiving turkey for one last sandwich, go to untangle Christmas lights, and wellllllppppp the Miami Dolphins are already out of the playoff picture. You’re dead inside, and you have so many questions. How can this…

Where Were You the Last Time the Dolphins Won a Playoff Game?

It is now safe to say another mediocre Dolphins football season has successfully completed the circle of life that is NFL in Miami; from consumption, to indigestion, to eventual painful, horrid, regret-filled evacuation of the system. There was nothing special about the Dolphins 24-14 loss to the Dallas Cowboys on…

True Miami Rappers Like Trick Daddy Always Keep It Real

Trick Daddy blew up the internet last week with his appearance on the nationally syndicated morning radio show The Breakfast Club. People were hitting me up to talk about it. “He’s so outspoken, just like you, Luke,” one said. Well, yeah. I did discover him. In fact, all of my…

Dolphins Beat Eagles on Ridiculous Miracle Touchdown

The Miami Dolphins were well on their way to getting their asses handed to them again on Sunday against the Eagles when a funny thing happened on the way to getting Rousey’d by the Eagles — things actually started going their way. It was weird! After digging themselves a 16-3 hole the…

A Half-Century Ago, Three Soldiers Met Their Matches in Miami

In 1960, just as the Vietnam War was heating up a half-world away, three airmen jumped into a beat-up ’53 Chevy in Homestead and headed north. There was a dance scheduled at the armory on Northwest Seventh Avenue and 28th Street in Allapattah, and Leon Wegman Jack Pamprin, and Hank…

Ben Carson Would Be a Catastrophe for Black America

I’ve spent weeks trying to figure out Dr. Ben Carson, the African-American former brain surgeon running for president. It’s mind-boggling that this guy is now leading in some polls for the Republican nomination given that the party represents the Ku Klux Klan, the Aryan Nations, and every racist organization in…

Butch Davis Is the Wrong Coach for the University of Miami

Now that the ink is dry on Al Golden’s walking papers and the initial jubilation has subsided, it’s time for Miami Hurricanes fans to come down from the clouds and accept what might be a painful realization: Butch Davis isn’t the right choice to take over the program moving forward. …

Uncle Luke: Drake Has Earned His Status as a Hip-Hop Icon

Toronto rapper Drake has officially become an icon. The Hip-Hop Hall of Fame should just go ahead and induct him now. He has not only proven himself as a top lyricist, but he also knows how to manipulate the internet to his advantage. Drake was already riding high when his…