Uncle Luke, the man whose booty-shaking madness once made the U.S. Supreme Court stand up for free speech, gets as nasty as he wants to be for Miami New Times. This week, with the election still hanging in the balance, Luke reflects on the mayoral campaign he made serious.A few…
It pays to be Julio Robaina’s lackey. Just ask Julio Ponce, the Hialeah mayor’s former business partner who recently received a sweetheart deal to run the Hialeah Housing Authority. Despite only having a high school diploma and no experience in public housing, Ponce was approved for a $125,000 annual salary…
2 million: Dogs and cats abused and killed by the international fur industry each year that was made from domesticated dogs. Humane Society of the United States (HSUS). (A previous version of this blog item erroneously reported that Burlington Coat Factory was involved in this activity. The reference arose from…
Al Crespo continues to unearth some pretty galling shady shit going on at the city of Miami. Today, Crespo reports on Bert Gonzalez, the $102,000 a year assistant director for the Omni Community Redevelopment Agency, coaching a restaurant owner on how to win approval on a $150,000 grant. “Remember I…
Only in Miami-Dade County can a politician like Julio Robaina be considered a front-runner for the top elected post. With one day left for early voting before election day on May 24, we’ve compiled five reasons Robaina does not deserve becoming our next county mayor — not counting his side…
So I was waiting when good ole Rick from South Florida Daily Blog would chime in with his sanctimonious self-righteous blather about our Luther Campbell campaign coverage. Today he finally came through. As someone who lives in Pembroke Pines and who is too scared to use his real name, Rick…
So after a brief flirtation with returning to Miami Beach for season four, the Jersey Shore-ites instead packed their bags and headed to Florence, Italy. It seemed that this time around, no Floridians would be harmed during filming. Actually, though, the University of Florida has a study abroad program in…
Imagine this: You grew up in a household where the only lettuce served was some mix of wild field greens; it was grown in abundance and very inexpensive. Salads would be inevitably be composed of these greens — sometimes together, sometimes individually, as in arugula salad — tossed with garnishes…
Which team will win the Eastern Conference Finals won’t come down to how great the Miami Heat’s big three perform or how wonderfully efficient the Chicago Bulls’ bench mob execute their tenacious defensive and rebounding skills. No this contest is going to come down to which team has the most…
Letters from the issue of May 19, 2011
So multi-billionaire car dealer Norman Braman is all about reforming county government and curtailing the influence of lobbyists. Then why the heck is Braman’s mug on a flyer endorsing Xavier Suarez for county commissioner? Voters in district 7 received the campaign literature last week with a quote from the auto…
Gas prices are so high these days, many of us feel like beating up the pump when it’s done tallying up our tabs. But we can’t do much damage to those LCD screens with flappy, impotent little biceps and the pep of salted slugs.Wanna pack a punch the bored gas…
Uncle Luke, the man whose booty-shaking madness once made the U.S. Supreme Court stand up for free speech, gets as nasty as he wants to be for Miami New Times. In this special edition, Luke — who is a candidate for Miami-Dade mayor — explains how running a music record…
On a recent weekend in South Beach, two Russian tourists visited Lime Fresh Mexican Grill on 15th Street and Alton Road. They ordered burritos and tacos, scooped some of the house-made salsa labeled “very hot” into a plastic container, and sat outside in a shaded booth. A few minutes later,…
For a popular restaurant to spawn a second locale is nothing new. Indeed, some restaurateurs claim that this is the only way to start seeing any real profits. Until recently, however, this phenomenon hasn’t happened much in these parts.Lime Fresh Mexican Grill, La Sandwicherie, Sushi Maki, and numerous pizza joints…
Norman Braman’s advice to voters notwithstanding, there is a measure on the ballot that deserves a resoundingly emphatic YES! And that is the question asking voters to make the Miami-Dade Inspector General’s office a permanent part of the county’s home rule charter — in effect our local constitution. By punching…
Last week, Crossfade contributor Arielle Castillo reported on Rick Ross’s Self-Made: Maybach Music Vol. 1 and “Tupac Back,” the record’s lead single featuring North Philly rookie Meek Mill. The song is OK. (Well, maybe good. But definitely not great.) And while Ross is actually in stellar form, I couldn’t really…
We’ve made no secret about our unabashed support for Luther Campbell’s candidacy for Miami-Dade County mayor. This week’s cover story chronicles our candidate’s freaky run for political office and makes the case for punching 17 on the May 24 ballot. But don’t take our word for it. Let Campbell’s wife…
Tonight, Miami rap star Trick Daddy and NFL Superbowl champion Sam Shields are showing their support for Luther Campbell’s campaign for Miami-Dade mayor. The duo is hosting a fundraiser for Uncle Luke at Coimbra Restaurant located at 4329 W Flagler St. The event goes from 7 to 9 p.m. This…
Have you ever slipped into a pair of wet jeans, popped a pill, shared drinks with a stranger, rubbed private parts with 4000 people, and danced so hard you blacked out before waking up for another night of the exact same thing? Well, get ready for your first Girl Talk…
Let’s face it: With Americans getting portlier by leaps and bounds, we need a President who reflects our food-obsessed values. That’s right: It is time again for a fat person to inhabit the White House.It’s been almost a century since our last obese leader, William Howard Taft, got stuck in…
Uncle Luke, the man whose booty-shaking madness once made the U.S. Supreme Court stand up for free speech, gets as nasty as he wants to be for Miami New Times. In this special edition, Luke — who is a candidate for Miami-Dade mayor — has a few words for Florida…
