Fane Lozman Fights Condo Manager Over Motorcycle Theft

Our favorite civic antagonist has a new target. This time Fane Lozman is going after a property management company in charge of his girlfriend’s condominium on Miami Beach. Back on Jan. 13, Lozman tells Riptide his 2009 Ducati sport bike disappeared from the garage of the 9 Island Ave. building…

Does Winter Music Conference Need Another Makeover?

In October 2011, good news came early for beat freaks when Winter Music Conference announced the 27-year-old event would be growing — not only with new events but also with an expanded ten-day itinerary. Even better, organizers also eliminated the Sophie’s Choice they’d created last year by squabbling with Ultra…

Jimbo’s Closing For Good? Noooooooo!!!

Say it ain’t so Jimbo! WPLG reports that Miami’s favorite low rent sea-side hang-out is finally shutting down after surviving through several hurricanes, a fire, and the city’s draconian bureaucracy. In 1954, shrimper Jimbo Luznar established his little beach head on Virginia Key, which became one of the most iconic…

Miami’s BGR Ditches St. Patrick’s Day Special Reuben Burger

I cannot honestly claim any huge disappointment over BGR The Burger Joint’s decision not to serve the special St. Patrick’s Day Reuben Burger ($9.99) “loaded with Thousand Island dressing, sauerkraut and succulent, thinly sliced corned beef” that it was supposed to be proffering during the month of March. Nor did…

MIT Nerds Get Table Manners and Dating Instruction

Massachusetts Institute of Technology is a private research university located in Cambridge. The co-educational mecca is famous for its scientific and technological training and research programs. Founded in 1861, and offering hi-tech classes that most of us will never qualify for, MIT has now ventured into accessible programs for the…

Mugshots Friday: Badasser Chicks and Bearder Dudes

Every Friday, Riptide brings you the most eye-catching mugshots taken the previous week (or thereabouts) in Miami-Dade County. Yes, there is some mockery of bad neck tattoos, but also adulation directed at perps who just plain look more badass than we ever will. This is the italicized intro to that…

Sorry Dolfans, Peyton Manning Is Not Your Next Dan Marino

​Luther Campbell, the man whose booty-shaking madness made the U.S. Supreme Court stand up for free speech, gets as nasty as he wants to be for Miami New Times. In this special edition, Luke says Peyton Manning will not win a Super Bowl with the Miami Dolphins.Now that the Indianapolis…

LeBron James Promotes Pork Donuts and Ice Cream in China

It may be the best athlete food endorsement since “Macho Man” Randy Savage and Slim Jim, or it could be the worst since Mike Tyson and Pepsi, but Dunkin’ Brands Inc. announced Monday that LeBron James will promote pork donuts, among other products, in China and elsewhere in Southeast Asia,…

Chris Paciello’s Five Most Notoriously Violent Beatdowns

Former nightlife impresario Chris Paciello’s triumphant return to South Beach just got a kick in the pants. This week, Miami New Times chronicles how the ex-club kingpin joined the ranks of other famous mob turncoats like Henry Hill and Sammy “The Bull” Gravano. Frank Owen — an investigative journalist who…

Coconut Grove Wins Snackdown By a Whisker

​Coconut Grove defeated Coral Gables by a mere seven votes of almost 2,000 cast in our first Snackdown, which ended last night at midnight.A neighborhood that has prided itself on weird ever since it was settled in 1825, decades before Miami became a city, the Grove fell behind, then clawed…