Free Weekly Throws Election! Evil Reigns! If Jeb Bush is elected governor on November 3, it will in large part be due to the lackluster performance of New Times during this election season. As readers will presumably have noticed, New Times deliberately chose to ignore Florida’s elections until the very…
Lead Stories *Public relations executive Jim O’Connor opened the Cuss Control Academy in Chicago in September; he charges $300 for a five-day program promoting patience and less-hostile language. In a Chicago Sun-Times story about the class, a Northwestern University professor pointed out that discouraging profanity might create “a loss of…
Jeb Bush and I first met in 1994 during his run for governor. For six days I crisscrossed the state with him in a motor home, listening to more stump speeches than I care to remember. How often during that week did he invoke the hokey phrase And when I…
Kropola: Retirement for the Ethically Challenged I read with great interest Ted B. Kissell’s article “The Naming Game” (October 22) regarding school board member Dr. Michael M. Krop. Perhaps Dr. Krop should designate Krop High School as a dental magnet academy. That way he could collect an extra salary as…
After spending the past year at war with the U.S. Attorney’s Office, Howard Gary has agreed to a truce; he will remain the government’s star witness in the bribery case against former Miami-Dade County Commissioner Jim Burke, California financier Calvin Grigsby, and Burke’s former chief of staff Billy Hardemon. Of…
Ibarguen: Nice Boy, Fine Adult This is in response to Jacob Bernstein’s article about [Miami Herald publisher] Alberto IbargYen (“Hatchet Man,” October 15). Alberto and I trained in the same Peace Corps group. We lived and studied in close quarters at the YMCA in Tucson. Out of 56 people, 36…
Lead Stories *In August a Virginia Circuit Court, ruling in the divorce case of Glaze v. Glaze, said that “sexual intercourse” was not a legal requirement for having “sexual relations.” The court did rule, however, that sexual intercourse was necessary for the ground of “adultery,” and since Mrs. Glaze was…
Merrill Crews is the Republican Party candidate for the Florida House of Representatives in District 119, which encompasses a large portion southern Miami-Dade County. His campaign brochure features a picture of him with his wife and children, and a second snapshot of him with the family pet, a black Labrador…
Lead Stories *World’s greatest athletes: According to Pacific Dunlop, the company supplying condoms for the 2000 Olympic Games in Sydney, Australia, Olympic officials have requested 51 condoms per participant for the seventeen-day event. Said one athlete interviewed by the London Daily Telegraph: “Three per day sounds too many.” *Five people…
So What If He Spent 22 Years in Prison, He’s Still a Crybaby What an amazing cast of characters in Jacob Bernstein’s “Portrait of the Artist as a Litigant” (October 8)! A vicious gossip so envious of anyone truly famous that she grasps at anything despite the truth. A crybaby…
Lead Stories *And Perrier and bowls of red M&Ms: When authorities raided a cockfighting operation near Gadsden, Alabama, in July, they found not only a restaurant and 250-seat theater for patrons but two air-conditioned trailers in which the roosters hung out before their matches; one trailer offered piped-in country music…
Your Elected Representatives Will Now Insult You Jim DeFede’s story “How to Save the Neighborhood” (September 24) describes a group of citizens trying to protect their neighborhood from a development that violates county regulations. Grinding down citizen opposition is a tradition-bound tactic, and in Miami-Dade County it is public sport:…
Lead Stories *This past summer the city councils of Fostoria, Ohio, and Victoria, British Columbia, adopted codes of conduct for their citizens, in Fostoria to provide a “moral compass” and in Victoria to restore “courteous behavior.” Fostoria implores people to “try to do what is right and try to help…
Around 6:00 a.m. Friday morning, with the worst of Hurricane Georges still a few hours away, Doug Hawley is totaling up the register receipts at Jack’s Bait and Tackle. “Fifty-six dollars in the last six hours,” he tells his brother Gary, disappointment evident in his voice. “Not too many people…
Imagine Marcia and Greg Ambling Down Ocean Drive In response to Robert Andrew Powell’s article “TV from There” (September 24): It’s disappointing to see that WAMI-TV, which started with the aim of boosting South Florida TV with original shows and series, has only served to drain its talent. I can’t…
After spending seven years covering politics in Miami, recent events have caused me to realize that I owe several people apologies. Let me start with the most obvious: Joe Gersten. Joey, I’m sorry. Speaking not only for myself but on behalf of all those “media elites” who ran you out…
Kinko University, Specializing in Custom-Designed Degree Programs Judy Cantor hears the music but does not get the rhythm (“The Politics of Music,” September 17). Despite the protests that so bothered her (in Ms. Cantor’s perfect world, the First Amendment applies to everyone except Cuban exiles), Cuban musicians from the island…
Lead Stories *Sweden’s Social Democrat party and England’s Vegetarian Society released controversial erotic video ads in August. The Swedish commercial was shot by the party’s youth wing and featured a young couple in bed discussing how cool their “first time” was (meaning, first time voting). In the English spot, phallic-shaped…
Lead Stories *Among the street theater performances at New York City’s International Fringe Festival in August: a 45-minute satirical, bigoted rant against hunchbacks from Nebraska; a six-person troupe performing Eugene Ionesco’s Bald Soprano play continuously, for a total of 24 times in 24 hours; and “Brown and Blue,” an “ode…
New Times Launches Vicious Pre-emptive Strike against Upstart Competitor May I suggest that an advertising-supported publication like New Times should tread lightly when reporting on the standards of the telemarketing industry? The indignant tone of Tristram Korten’s story about Richard Bronson (“Bull in the Market,” September 10) and his alleged…
Lead Story *In separate incidents over a three-day period in July, three cousins in Shasta County in northern California lay down on or dove onto Highway 89 directly in front of approaching cars, apparently on purpose, resulting in the death of one and serious injuries to the other two. There…
Ted Gives His Pulitzer the Boot This is in response to Ted B. Kissell’s article “Parking and Politics” (September 3). Does Mr. Kissell think the public to whom he’s addressing his article is a bunch of juveniles who cannot see clearly through the manner in which it was constructed? He…
