Demetrio’s Rules The world according to public school board member Demetrio Perez includes exile philosophy, Elian propaganda, and old-Havana-school politics. By Ted B. Kissell A Stinking Pot Full of the Usual SuspectsTed B. Kissell’s article about Demetrio Perez, Jr. (“Demetrio’s Rules,” June 15) is the kind of thing we are…
Rick … or Red? Could Rick Sanchez, Miami’s most notorious journalistic windbag, actually be an agent of Fidel Castro? By Robert Andrew Powell Was It Self-loathing or Were We Just Bored?I find it amusing that in his emphatic and quite satirical attempt to discredit Rick Sanchez (“Rick…or Red?” June 1),…
Seems like the Eighties again. Prince is now responding to the title Prince. Maurice Ferre’s name is being bandied about in sentences that also contain the word mayor. Details magazine is ditching the frat-boy demographic and returning to its previous incarnation as the bible for boys who are straight but…
Rick … or Red? Could Rick Sanchez, Miami’s most notorious journalistic windbag, actually be an agent of Fidel Castro? By Robert Andrew Powell Oh Brother! La Familia Strikes Back I was very disappointed at Robert Andrew Powell’s June 1 cover story titled “Rick … or Red.” What you did was…
It may be hard to imagine these days, but there actually was a time when Coconut Grove was synonymous with the phrase “hippie mecca.” Long before CocoWalk reintroduced the sight of imperial China’s peasant-pulled taxi carts, prior to jet-setting celebs such as Madonna and Sylvester Stallone discovering the joys of…
DeFede Meet MIA’s Own Barney Fife By Jim DeFede Rules Are for ChumpsI’m still laughing at Jim DeFede’s story of the escapades of politico-schmoozer Nelson Oramas, the Miami-Dade Aviation Department security chief who lost his county vehicle and his weapon (“Meet MIA’s Own Barney Fife,” May 25). I guess the…
The fashion world is a topic that seems to render otherwise eloquent individuals apoplectic. There’s just something about models — those mutant offspring of rarefied breeding — that leaves even the soberest of intellectuals at a loss for words. Even as adept a social critic as filmmaker Robert Altman, who…
By now everyone knows that Miami International Airport is a mess. Political cronies of Miami-Dade Mayor Alex Penelas have plundered millions of dollars’ worth of contracts from the facility, while the public has been stuck with $8000 toilet seats and an airport so mismanaged it took more than a decade…
The Return of Loco Joe Miami’s mayoral meltdown has a long and nasty history By Tristram Korten and Jose Luis Jiménez Downtown High-Rises Emptied as Thousands Pounce on Free WeeklyPeople in downtown Miami must be reading a lot more these days. Copies of the May 18 edition of New Times,…
My Life as Your Civic Watchdog Was a Financial Disaster I was honored that New Times thought my efforts in the community warranted a commendation (“Best of Miami,” May 11). The text was most appreciated, but your choice of a headline, “Best Gadfly,” in one shot destroyed all I had…
Have you considered a night out at CocoWalk? That was the message last Wednesday from Miami Beach to South Florida’s kinder, as Beach commissioners voted 6-1 to bar those under age 21 from setting foot in their city’s nightclubs. Of course underage drinking itself had little to do with the…
Poor Joe. Poor crazy, fucked-up, mentally unbalanced Joe. Why is the whole darn world against you? Why won’t people just leave you alone? Is it because your upper lip has begun doing this weird disappearing act whenever you launch into one of your tirades? Is it because your gait recently…
It’s pop-quiz time. What do Anchorage, Alaska; Uncasville, Connecticut; and Wausau, Wisconsin; all have in common? Best keep your podunkville remarks to yourself: All three far-flung burgs will be graced with an imminent live concert from Havana’s Cubanismo, the sprawling son ensemble led by ace trumpeter Jesus Alemañy. Those are…
Editor’s note: In next week’s issue, accompanying our annual “Best of Miami” edition, we will publish a special letters section devoted to all aspects of the Elian Gonzalez case and its aftermath. We have received hundreds of messages and will publish as many as possible. To be considered for inclusion,…
“To everyone who is here, if we would have had weapons, this would not have happened.” — Lazaro Gonzalez, addressing a crowd of supporters outside his house following the removal of Elian Now that el exilio has ended its attacks on Miami’s beleaguered tires, newspaper vending machines, and Dumpsters, the…
Standing in front of what once was Elian Gonzalez’s Little Havana home, Jan Weininger, whose father was killed during the Bay of Pigs invasion, railed against Attorney General Janet Reno’s decision to send in federal agents a few hours earlier. “I think every Cuban American or anybody who loves democracy…
The “Forgive Us for Being Cuban” Letter I am writing to apologize for all the terrible things we Cubans have done to you while living in the United States. Please let me begin with my own humble plea for forgiveness. Forgive me for being too Cuban, too Spanish, too European,…
Within segments of the Cuban-American community there is a belief that Elian Gonzalez is a messiah of sorts, protected by God and sent here to expedite the fall of Fidel Castro. Unfortunately I don’t see it that way. Elian’s greatest impact has always been centered on Miami, not Havana. Through…
The Sanchez Solution Ramon Saul Sanchez is an exile leader with charisma, style, and a strong sense of drama By Kirk Nielsen Follow the Leader — as He Backs You into a Corner Kirk Nielsen’s article concerning Ramon Saul Sanchez, self-anointed exile leader and one of the men behind the…
It’s been somewhat gratifying to page through the nation’s mainstream media this past week and discover editorials from St. Louis to Seattle, all filled with sober centrists uttering the same pronouncements on Miami’s body politic that Kulchur has been jumping up and down about for the past eighteen months. Namely…
As the Elian Gonzalez media juggernaut began approaching warp speed over the past few weeks, some in Miami’s Cuban-American community expressed displeasure with the portrait of them being painted by the press. The muffled grumbling became explicit on April 7 during Ted Koppel’s Nightline “town meeting,” beamed to the nation…
A Life in Jeopardy! Ever dreamed of being on the brainy game show? Think you could sweep the board? Yeah, Ted B. Kissell did too. By Ted B. Kissell And Now We Pause for this Message from Those Who Still Have a LifeTed B. Kissell’s “A Life in Jeopardy!” (April…
