Letters from the Issue of July 24, 2008

Wicked Indeed Toil and trouble: Thank you to Francisco Alvarado for keeping an eye on Miami-Dade County Commissioner Natacha Seijas and her dirty campaign tactics in “The Witch’s Way” (Riptide, July 10). Her history of “investigating” and intimidating anyone who dares to cross her is a page out of Castro’s…

Duke It Out

One of the more fun music-related things to do this hot, slow summer has been to check out the one-off events surrounding the Museum of Contemporary Art’s excellent show, “Sympathy for the Devil: Art and Rock and Roll Since 1967.” Besides the exhibit itself (which demonstrates, among other things, that…

Unicorn King

Puerto Rico has the goat-sucking Chupacabra. West Virginia has the prophetic Mothman. Even Mobile, Alabama, boasts a dusk-dwelling tree leprechaun who climbed to fame in March 2006, when residents endlessly asked, “Where the gold at?” And though nothing in the United States compares to the strangeness that is the Gobi…

Letters from the Issue of July 17, 2008

Greco-Homo Wrestling Bad journalism: What makes people gay is their emotional attachment to a person of the same sex. When you equate activities such as wrestling to homophobic behavior (“Gaytastic!” by Elyse Wanshel, July 10), you are showing your ignorance. Either that or your maturity level hasn’t made it beyond…

Bilo, Borat’s Bro, For Strong Mayor

And why not? Miami-Dade government is about as stable as a Sagdiyev family reunion. I have to thank an anonymous commenter over at eyeonmiami for the headline. It was in response to a post about Miami-Dade Mayor Carlos Alvarez endorsing Natacha Seijas for reelection, nearly two years after Carlito and…

Letters from the Issue of July 10, 2008

Fortunetelling Baloney Tarot is just for fun: Miami New Times should be ashamed of “Pollsters Schmollsters” (July 3). Not only are these so-called psychics ripping people off, but also they are misrepresenting and stereotyping other people’s culture. Tarot cards were not meant for predicting the future; they were meant for…

Mixed Martial Arts Is Gay

A trio of women in their midtwenties is huddled in a dark booth in a corner of Gatsby’s (8575 SW 124th Ave., Miami, 305-412-2220). Most of the bar is amped, but these women sit far from all the beer and chest pounding. Staring quietly at a cartoonish Britto-inspired mural, they…

StreetWorks – Commercial Graffiti

Jose D. Duran This mural is brought to you by the Ford Motor Co. So as some of you pointed out last week, the mural I photographed on NE 14th Street was nothing more than a paid advertisement by the Ford Motor Co. I revisited the mural today and you…

Letters from the Issue of July 3, 2008

Hey, Old-Timer Um, did he read the byline?: Regarding Arielle Castillo’s “Metal Rules” (June 26): Your words are as lame as your opinions. What a jackass. You are obviously some old guy trying to relive his youth. JD from Santa Monica Via web commentary Raw Nerve Call me crazy: Apparently…

Drunk Spelling Bee Buzzes Purdy

A Happy Meal at McDonald’s will get you little more than a fist-size cheeseburger and a plastic toy. But at Purdy Lounge (1811 Purdy Ave., Miami Beach; 305-531-4622) on any given Sunday, a Happy Meal ($6) delivers a Jäger shot, a bottle of Miller High Life, and just enough booze-fueled…

Give Money, Get Contracts

As our great Banana Republic of Miami-Dade County gets ready to celebrate Independence Day, I decided to scour the campaign financial reports of Mayor Carlos Alvarez and the seven county commissioners running for reelection. After all, nothing is more patriotic than greasing the wheels of politics. I matched up names…

StreetWorks – Uncompleted Mural

Jose D. Duran On my way to White Room Monday night, I spotted a man painting a mural along the corner of NE 14th Street and 1st Avenue. It is basically at the entrance of Overtown, right along the corridor were you can find PS14, Vagabond, Ice Palace and the…

Throwback Tuesdays: RIP Luther Vandross

So thanks to my girl, Afrobella, I was reminded that today is the anniversary of R&B legend Luther Vandross’ passing. The soulful singer who turned the entire urban music world on his ear for 20 years was only 54 at the time of his death in 2005, but he left…

Throwback Tuesdays: 2 Live Crew – “Me So Horny”

So Independence Day is right around the corner. Of all the music gigs taking place in South Florida over the three day weekend, arguably, the one that’s creating the most buzz is 2 Live Crew’s upcoming performance at the Vagabond this Thursday night. It’s been awhile since a lot of…

Letters from the Issue of June 26, 2008

Swimming with Sharks Gimme a break: Regarding “Shark Huggers” by Amy Guthrie (June 12): Too bad about that jerk who got killed by sitting on a box of chum, 11 fathoms down, amid a crowd of ravenous bull sharks. How many times have we heard the expression “Look for trouble…

Metal Rules

I first discovered my iPhone’s musical taste this past March, at SXSW in Austin, Texas. Watching a very epic metal bill at the outdoor barbecue joint/venue Stubb’s (Enslaved, High on Fire, Napalm Death, Motörhead), I shot out a few boozy, excited mass text messages. Although most responses were along the…

StreetWorks – Sun-Bleached Mural

Jose D. Duran When it seems like I’ve exhausted all of Wynwood, I stumble upon this mural along NW 6th Avenue. I slammed on my brakes and sat in my car for a minute thinking, “How the hell could I have missed this?” It was enormous, wrapping around a property…

Throwback Tuesdays: DJ Laz – “Journey Into Bass”

Since we’re on an old Miami dance trip here at Crossfade today, I’ll throw my hat into the ring with this old gem: “Journey into Bass” by DJ Laz. Somewhere between freestyle, electro, and bass, this is a prime example of Miami-fying a sound by adding some tinkly synth and…

Disco Rick–The Nasty Dance

So I’m definitely coming late to the party on this one, but wow. I’m digging through the archives of some old Miami bass videos and I just came across this one from Disco Rick called “The Nasty Dance.” I’m admittedly not from South Florida originally and didn’t grow on this…

Throwback Tuesdays: Half Pint–“One Leg Up”

Here’s an old school Miami bass joint from way back in the day. Some of you might remember Half Pint from the early ’90s. He was a short, stocky, and permanently oiled-up little rapper with lots of spunk and stamina. He didn’t release a whole lot of material, but his…