Remember Alex Del Bueno

To young, casual consumers of Miami’s downtown nightlife, Alex Del Bueno was the lord of The Vagabond door, the no-bullshit sentry who guarded the final entrance to the club’s inner sanctum. But to a much, much wider swath of the local music scene, Del Bueno was an intensely loyal friend…

Letters from the Issue of October 16, 2008

Panty Scum Keep your daughter away from security: I read Natalie O’Neill’s October 9 article “The Panty Thief” this morning, and I was shocked about the perverted crap and behavior of the panty sniffer. First of all, thank you to Lindel Thomas and whoever else helped bring these people to…

Uffie Is On Steroids

Ah, Uffie, the Ed Banger artist who claims she is from Miami originally but whose story doesn’t exactly add up. What we know is true is that Uffie at one point attended Nova High School in Davie, but she has admitted to moving around a lot as a child, so…

Throwback Tuesdays: Nikka Costa–Like a Feather

Los Angeles-bases funkateer Nikka Costa is in town tonight playing a show at the Culture Room. She’s probably better known in Europe on a pop level but Costa, daughter of former composer and arranger, Don Costa, is a soul sensation that deserves better attention stateside as well. Here’s a video…

Letters from the Issue of October 9, 2008

Ban Reporters from County Hall At least if they’re vying for six-figure jobs: After reading September 25’s “Selling out at the Miami Herald,” by Francisco Alvarado and Chuck Strouse, I realized why Miami-Dade County Manager George Burgess always seems to escape accountability in Herald articles for the zillions of scandals…

Karu & Y, Why Not?

Joe, a 46-year-old with a silver-flecked black ‘fro and a mouth full of chicken, throws his head back, wipes greasy fingers on his torn blue sleeveless shirt, and busts out a raspy yet solid Jean Stapleton impression of the theme from All in the Family: Boy, the way Glenn Miller…

O.H.W.O.W., It’s Our House West of Wynwood!

O.H.W.O.W., or Our House West of Wynwood, is both a succinct and unspecific name that sums up the vibe of a new bi-city creative venture on NW Seventh Avenue. A hybrid of art gallery, low-key music venue, publishing house, and art studio, it’s a collaboration between local collector and publisher…

Throwback Tuesdays–VH1 Hip-Hop Honors Edition

So if anybody watched VH1’s heralded Hip-Hop Honors program last night, I’m curious to know what people thought. I’m not personally a fan of comedian Tracy Morgan hosting the show (his jokes are funny 60% of the time at best) but everything else associated with this year’s Hip-Hop Honors was…

StreetWorks – Biscayne Bay Between 23rd and 35th Streets

Jacob Katel Two blocks east of Biscayne Boulevard between NE 23rd and 35th Streets along the seawall separating Biscayne Bay from Miami’s asphalt landscape, lie many forms of public art. The following images depict examples of scratching, tagging, drawing, bombing, stickering, propaganda, architecture, nature and industrial design. Words are stupid…

Letters from the Issue of October 2, 2008

Thug Hate Mikey despises himself: I couldn’t help but see the hypocrisies in Michael Symonette’s argument as described in Gus Garcia-Roberts’s September 25 story “Black Against Obama.” However, my main question is: How can Symonette call for blacks to unite when the majority of his argument is based on the…

“Hot Chef of our Dreams” on Bravo’s Top Chef

The Hot Chef of some anonymous New Timer’s dreams. Miami has been doing pretty good for itself in the Bravo TV reality show arena lately, with Kendall-ite Dee Adames being crowned Shear Genius. Though we don’t have a horse in the Project Runway race this season (which is fine. worst…

Why Would Anyone Want to be Paris’ BFF?

Hey ya’ll! Have you heard the news? Paris Hilton is looking for a new BFF — or at the very least a BFFN (best friend for now). But this begs the question, what kind of person has the burning desire to be best friends with famous-for-making-a-sex-tape Paris Hilton? Well let…

Letters from the Issue of September 25,2008

A Handy Debate Poor Mr. Cabrera: Tim Elfrink’s story “The Hand of Justice” (September 18) is really sad. At least Julio Cabrera is free to live in his home and talk to the media to express his concerns. Think about the thousands who are tossed in jail for the minutest…

StreetWorks – Toe Jam Backlot’s Famous Monsters

Jacob Katel Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere’s Johnny painted on a wall in Miami’s Wynwood Arts District. Jack Nicholson, aka Jack Torrance, in The Shining appears with an assortment of other killers, psychos and sociopaths from recent film history…

Anderson Cooper’s Miami Boy Toy May Be On Real World

via MySpace So, we started this new category on Riptide called “Reality Bites” with the intent of generating tons of easy content about local boys and girl who get caught up in the dangerous world of Reality TeeVee. Then nothing happened. Sure, bimbotron pop group Las Caprice is still on…

As Carvalho’s World Turns

The titilating scandal swirling around the man selected to lead Miami-Dade County Public Schools continues to make headlines. Yesterday, the School Board delayed its vote on ratifying Alberto Carvalho’s contract to be the new superintendent amid public outrage over his speedy selection and allegations he had an inappropriate romantic relationship…

Letters from the Issue of September 18, 2008

Remember Lilly Forget the writer: Francisco Alvarado’s “Missing Peace” (September 11) was disturbing. It wasn’t about missing person Lilly Aramburo, but about drug abuse. That’s sad. It should have been about her vanishing and no one caring. I don’t care what she was into; she’s not disposable. No one has…

The Raleigh Hotel’s Dog of a Brunch

People spend ungodly amounts of cash on their bitches. Check out ILoveDogsDiamonds.com, for instance, where one can buy the “Amour Amour” dog collar. Made from crocodile leather, platinum, and 52 carats of diamonds, it goes for the bargain price of $3.2 million. And of course South Beach, the nation’s playground…