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This time, Derek Jeter has gone too far. Marlins fans remained relatively quiet when he sold off all of our favorite players to other teams for prospects. We didn’t like it, but most of us understood there was a process in action.

The Heat probably isn’t going to make the NBA Finals this year. But, yanno, it could! Here is how that totally improbable thing could happen, thus making us look really smart for saying it could (even when we didn’t really believe it would).

The Miami Dolphins and Jarvis Landry seem to have reached a stalemate in contract negotiations. The team seems unwilling to pay him the kind of money top wide receivers make in the NFL, even following a season in which he led the league in receptions. Landry appears dead-set on a contract that reflects the record-setting pace he has produced since being drafted by the Fins in the second round of the 2014 NFL Draft.

If there’s one thing Miami is known for in the sports world, it’s being an event town. Sometimes that event is one night. Sometimes it lasts four years. Occasionally, it comes out of nowhere and is a must-see.

If you’re reading this, you’ve already read the headline and likely clicked this article for one of two reasons: You agree Dwyane Wade is the greatest athlete to ever play for a South Florida professional sports team, or you’re here to skim the article and leave a comment that says something to the effect of Umm, ever hear of Dan Marino, idiot?

The 23,075 Marlins fans who filed into Little Havana May 17, 2015, had no idea they were about to witness history. The Fish were already six games under .500 that Sunday afternoon, and Miami soon stumbled toward another putrid 6-0 loss to the Braves. But then came the sixth-inning break.

As hundreds of thousands of Philadelphians climbed greased poles and watched a fat man in a genie costume scream profanities to celebrate the Eagles’ Super Bowl win, the 2017-18 NFL season officially went in the books. Any news coming out beginning today will officially be next-year NFL news. And according to Las Vegas, for the Miami Dolphins, next-year news is likely to be bad news.

He’s back: Luke Babbitt has been traded to the Miami Heat in exchange for Okaro White! Rejoice, Heat Nation. Your prince has returned to Miami to pursue an NBA championship. Oh, and your king is comin’ home, too. Yes, Dwyane Wade is once again a member of the Miami Heat. No shit…

Here are a few proven concepts Beckham and his ownership team should rip off from South Florida’s other teams if they want to give themselves a shot at being successful in Miami.

Because the Miami Dolphins have been terrible for decades, fans have needed to find new and exciting ways to derive joy from the pain-filled, quarterback-devoid hellscape that is Dolphins fandom. University of Miami football occasionally fills that emotional void. But there is one sure bet to make Fins fans happy…

There is a Super Bowl this Sunday, and for the 12,068th day in a row, the Miami Dolphins will not play in it.

The Miami Dolphins need swagger. It’s time to change that fact this offseason. It’s long overdue.

Most people hate the New England Patriots a lot. Like, a healthy, normal, understandable amount that comes with all the winning they’ve done over the last 15 years. That hatred continued to rise as the Patriots clinched yet another Super Bowl appearance last weekend when they came back to beat…

The Miami Marlins shouldn’t meet Yelich’s demand for a trade.

The Miami Dolphins should sign Miami native Teddy Bridgewater to back up Ryan Tannehill next season.

Now that football is over, many South Florida sports fans have begun giving their full attention to the Miami Heat. Sure, you’ve caught most of their games, but with the Hurricanes and Dolphins out of your life now, it only makes sense that your favorite professional basketball team would get some extra love.

It’s time for fantasy to become reality. It’s time for Derek Jeter to finally do right by Miami Marlins fans. It’s time for the team to play in a ballpark that’s named for something that truly represents Florida.

The Miami Heat’s famously hard-working culture is back in the news, which is always a good thing because it usually means the team is winning basketball games. This time, though, the rest of the NBA and much of the media seemed to be finally realizing this isn’t just a catchy…

The Heatles aren’t back, but Miami’s scruffy bunch of locals is playing some kind of basketball. A day after defeating the Toronto Raptors with an amazing, last-minute basket by shooting guard and long-ball wiz Wayne Ellington, the Heat beat the Indiana Pacers last night for its first win in Indianapolis since LeBron James, Chris Bosh, and Dwyane Wade played together.

Here are a few rules the Dolphins should follow this offseason if they hope to win their first playoff game since Bill Clinton was president.