So maybe you didn’t get an invitation to Dwyane Wade’s $100,000 29th birthday bash this weekend that spanned both the W and Mokai, but someone with a video camera sure did. They caught Wade’s girlfriend, actress Gabrielle Union, delivering her candid, funny and heartfelt speech for the occasion. For a…
How exactly would the Miami Heat play without Dwyane Wade, Chris Bosh or LeBron James? Like the reigning champs of a retirement community’s summer league? Like an especially hairy WNBA team? Like the ’07-’08 Heat, who went Wade-less much of the season and finished with the worst record in the…
Will Brian Daboll be the man to turn around the Miami Dolphins’ faulty offense? According to ESPN, he’s just been hired as the new offensive coordinator. He’s spent two years in the same position with the Cleveland Browns, but before that spent time on the staffs of the Dolphin’s two…
Now that the Seattle Seahawks are unsurprisingly out of the playoff race, newly hired Miami Hurricanes offensive coordinator and now former Seahawks QB coach Jedd Fisch will finally get to me Al Golden? Wait, wait, the ‘Canes new head coach hired his offensive coordinator without ever actually meeting him? Well,…
LeBron James was forced to sit out his second-straight game with his karma-fucked ankle, forcing Dwyane Wade and Chris Bosh to once again play with Mario Chalmers longer than they should be able to.Wade missed a three-point attempt as regulation expired, as the Heat fell to the Bulls 99-96, giving…
Before Brett Favre broke it, Dolphins legend Dan Marino held the NFL record for most career touchdown passes at 420, but did a little 420 help him get there? That’s what former NFL offensive lineman Kyle Turley claimed yesterday on the Dan LeBatard Show. Turley doesn’t know for sure but…
The Miami Heat suited up against Denver last night without LeBron James and his karma-fucked ankle. This was also the last game before the Heat return to the east coast where when it’s 7:30, it’s not actually 10:30. Mix in a dash of Mario Chalmers bricks and a Mike Miller…
Haters like to dismiss the Dolphins ’72 perfect season, the only one in the modern NFL.”Oh, that team in their prime probably couldn’t even have beaten the ’07 Dolphins. It was a different time.”Well, to celebrate its 125th birthday, The Sporting News has decided to rank the greatest NFL teams…
Al Golden has said he was going to hire his offensive coordinator from the NFL to guide the Hurricane’s traditional pro-style offense, and according to reports he’s selected Seattle Seahawks quarterbacks coach Jedd Fisch for the job. The hiring hasn’t been made official, but the team’s official Tumblr has already…
After a string of initial set backs, new Miami Hurricanes head coach Al Golden and his team have turned around recruiting. Now the team has snagged Blake Ayles, who was rated the second-best tight end recruit in the nation in 2008 by Rivals.com, away from the University of Southern California…
In 1989, the Miami Heat snapped it’s 17-game losing streak by defeating the L.A. Clippers, and earning the franchise its first ever win. Last night, the Clippers snapped the Heat’s 13-consecutive road wins streak, beating the Heat 111 – 105 at the Staples Center. Synergy? Coincidence? Or….. KARMA??? We’re pretty…
It’s been a while since the card-carrying members of the Miami Heat Hate Machine have had any real reason to hate LeBron James with all their might. Mostly, they’ve tried to twist his words into discourses of pure evil, or take a certain gesture or facial expression out of context…
So, you’re an offensive coordinator who (indirectly at least) gets fired from his job for making his fair share of screw ups that lead the team to never getting into a BCS bowl, yet somehow you end up as a head coach at a school that just got into a…
Miami Heat superstar Dwyane Wade celebrates his 29th birthday this Monday and will be celebrating this weekend in South Beach. Will his party rival that of teammate LeBron James’ held a few weeks ago that featured a giant cake decorated with Swarovski crystals? The apparent $100,000 price tag points to…
With Dan Henning out, the Dolphins’ next order of off-season business is securing a new offensive coordinator. One of the names apparently on the shortlist is Rob Chudzinski, who should be no stranger to local sporting fans. He served as the offensive coordinator for two seasons with the Miami Hurricanes,…
To the chagrin of just about everybody in Florida, the Auburn Tigers defeated the Oregon Ducks last night 22-19 to capture the NCAA national championship.The “experts” might say that Auburn outlasted Oregon thanks to its solid running game and red-zone defense. They might even have “statistics” to back it up.But…
Those of us who bleed orange and green may have been left holding back tears of orange and green after the disappointing football season, but cheer up Hurricanes fans. The most promising University of Miami team so far this year appears to be the women’s basketball Ttam. They entered the…
So, the Miami Heat are the NBA’s evil empire I guess, and one Lakers die hard has taken that comparison to its logical conclusion through the magic of song. Who can beat the Heat?,” sings Ryan Parker.”They’re dangerous and wily, A product of the Dark Side’s Evil Emperor Pat Riley,…
How awkward and tense have things gotten between the Miami Heat and Cleveland Cavaliers? Apparently it’s so bad that the Cavaliers have changed their hotel plans in order to avoid bumping into the Heat. Both teams are on extended road trips on the West Coast. Both teams will be playing…
The Miami Heat and their consecutive road win streak were almost done in by a giant and a hobbit. But the Heat managed to keep their bearings and survived a tenacious Milwaukee Bucks in a 101-95 overtime victory.Seven-foot center Andrew Bogut grabbed 27 rebounds — a record against the Heat…
Well, according to ESPN, the Dolphins have not only decided to keep Tony Sparano on as head coach but now they’re prepared to offer him a one year contract extension. Meaning not only will he be back in 2011, but 2012 as well. This is probably a way to save…
Despite supplanting Miami Northwestern High as the dominant football power in Miami-Dade County the past two years, 2010’s 6A state champ Miami Central was getting no love from the University of Miami football program. Last year, the Hurricanes passed on Jeffrey Godfrey, the former Rockets QB who beat every record…
