Rex Ryan is high on the hate list of most Miami sports fans. In his tenure as head coach with the Jets, he’s managed to find innovative, almost unbelievable ways to make the team even trashier. Yet former Dolphin’s exec Bill Parcells admits that Ryan was his second choice to…
And Karmapocalypse 2011 continues.While LeBron James was all healed up from his ankle injury and back on the court, it was Chris Bosh who was forced to sit out with a bum ankle. So we all got a glimpse into a Miami Heat team sans Bosh. And the result was…
Before this year’s inaugural Pinstripe Bowl, the Miami Hurricanes played in the last college football bowl game held within New York City way back in the 1962 Gotham Bowl. Now with the new Yankees Stadium interested in hosting football games, it seems that the Hurricanes want to become something of…
We all know LeBron James makes for good television, but can he actually make good television? We’ll find out this Spring when the Heat star launches his own online animated show for kids on YouTube and his own website. Titled The LeBrons, the series will feature cartoon versions of LeBron…
So maybe you didn’t get an invitation to Dwyane Wade’s $100,000 29th birthday bash this weekend that spanned both the W and Mokai, but someone with a video camera sure did. They caught Wade’s girlfriend, actress Gabrielle Union, delivering her candid, funny and heartfelt speech for the occasion. For a…
How exactly would the Miami Heat play without Dwyane Wade, Chris Bosh or LeBron James? Like the reigning champs of a retirement community’s summer league? Like an especially hairy WNBA team? Like the ’07-’08 Heat, who went Wade-less much of the season and finished with the worst record in the…
Will Brian Daboll be the man to turn around the Miami Dolphins’ faulty offense? According to ESPN, he’s just been hired as the new offensive coordinator. He’s spent two years in the same position with the Cleveland Browns, but before that spent time on the staffs of the Dolphin’s two…
Now that the Seattle Seahawks are unsurprisingly out of the playoff race, newly hired Miami Hurricanes offensive coordinator and now former Seahawks QB coach Jedd Fisch will finally get to me Al Golden? Wait, wait, the ‘Canes new head coach hired his offensive coordinator without ever actually meeting him? Well,…
LeBron James was forced to sit out his second-straight game with his karma-fucked ankle, forcing Dwyane Wade and Chris Bosh to once again play with Mario Chalmers longer than they should be able to.Wade missed a three-point attempt as regulation expired, as the Heat fell to the Bulls 99-96, giving…
Before Brett Favre broke it, Dolphins legend Dan Marino held the NFL record for most career touchdown passes at 420, but did a little 420 help him get there? That’s what former NFL offensive lineman Kyle Turley claimed yesterday on the Dan LeBatard Show. Turley doesn’t know for sure but…
The Miami Heat suited up against Denver last night without LeBron James and his karma-fucked ankle. This was also the last game before the Heat return to the east coast where when it’s 7:30, it’s not actually 10:30. Mix in a dash of Mario Chalmers bricks and a Mike Miller…
Haters like to dismiss the Dolphins ’72 perfect season, the only one in the modern NFL.”Oh, that team in their prime probably couldn’t even have beaten the ’07 Dolphins. It was a different time.”Well, to celebrate its 125th birthday, The Sporting News has decided to rank the greatest NFL teams…
Al Golden has said he was going to hire his offensive coordinator from the NFL to guide the Hurricane’s traditional pro-style offense, and according to reports he’s selected Seattle Seahawks quarterbacks coach Jedd Fisch for the job. The hiring hasn’t been made official, but the team’s official Tumblr has already…
After a string of initial set backs, new Miami Hurricanes head coach Al Golden and his team have turned around recruiting. Now the team has snagged Blake Ayles, who was rated the second-best tight end recruit in the nation in 2008 by Rivals.com, away from the University of Southern California…
In 1989, the Miami Heat snapped it’s 17-game losing streak by defeating the L.A. Clippers, and earning the franchise its first ever win. Last night, the Clippers snapped the Heat’s 13-consecutive road wins streak, beating the Heat 111 – 105 at the Staples Center. Synergy? Coincidence? Or….. KARMA??? We’re pretty…
It’s been a while since the card-carrying members of the Miami Heat Hate Machine have had any real reason to hate LeBron James with all their might. Mostly, they’ve tried to twist his words into discourses of pure evil, or take a certain gesture or facial expression out of context…
So, you’re an offensive coordinator who (indirectly at least) gets fired from his job for making his fair share of screw ups that lead the team to never getting into a BCS bowl, yet somehow you end up as a head coach at a school that just got into a…
Miami Heat superstar Dwyane Wade celebrates his 29th birthday this Monday and will be celebrating this weekend in South Beach. Will his party rival that of teammate LeBron James’ held a few weeks ago that featured a giant cake decorated with Swarovski crystals? The apparent $100,000 price tag points to…
With Dan Henning out, the Dolphins’ next order of off-season business is securing a new offensive coordinator. One of the names apparently on the shortlist is Rob Chudzinski, who should be no stranger to local sporting fans. He served as the offensive coordinator for two seasons with the Miami Hurricanes,…
To the chagrin of just about everybody in Florida, the Auburn Tigers defeated the Oregon Ducks last night 22-19 to capture the NCAA national championship.The “experts” might say that Auburn outlasted Oregon thanks to its solid running game and red-zone defense. They might even have “statistics” to back it up.But…
Those of us who bleed orange and green may have been left holding back tears of orange and green after the disappointing football season, but cheer up Hurricanes fans. The most promising University of Miami team so far this year appears to be the women’s basketball Ttam. They entered the…
So, the Miami Heat are the NBA’s evil empire I guess, and one Lakers die hard has taken that comparison to its logical conclusion through the magic of song. Who can beat the Heat?,” sings Ryan Parker.”They’re dangerous and wily, A product of the Dark Side’s Evil Emperor Pat Riley,…
