There are nights when the Miami Heat completely annihilate an inferior opponent and leave them buried in their wake of awesomeness by twenty or thirty points. Last night was not one of those nights.The Heat had to rally hard and overcome an eleven-point deficit in last night’s 100-94 win over…
Regardless of who holds the office, we generally prefer that the president of the United States generally be correct in his decision-making. Unfortunately for us, Barack Obama saw the Miami Hurricanes making a second-round exit in the NCAA Women’s Basketball tournament at the hands of the Oklahoma Sooners. He was…
Dave Duerson propped a dining room chair against the front door of his Sunny Isles apartment. He neatly laid out documents on the dining room table and on his bed. He also placed two framed certificates, framed medals, and a folded American flag at the head of the bed. Naked…
Don’t expect anyone connected with the Miami Heat to show up on Dancing With the Stars anytime soon. If LeBron James and Pat Riley are any indication, it seems that the dancing in American Airlines Arena should best be left to the official Heat dancers. James’s moves maybe aren’t the…
Sure to be overshadowed by the alleged “fuck the police” antics of linebacker Ramon Buchanan, but more relevant to next season’s on-the-field action comes the news that Jacory Harris is once again the number one QB for the Miami Hurricanes. The news comes as the team released its second depth chart as…
TMZ has pictures of Dolphins quarterback Chad Henne dancing around with fake boobs on his vacation in the Bahamas.And because the Dolphins are a shrill, smug, stuffy organization (because they like to think they’re the New England Patriots, you see), they’re none too happy with the photos…
Good news for LeBron James: he’s not nearly as hated as he was following his infamous “decision.” According to The Q Score Company, which tracks public perception of celebrities, brands and other entities, James’ popularity has slowly bounced back in the months since. Though, he’s nowhere near as popular as…
While the Dolphins brass continues to damn Chad Henne with the faintest of praise, the team appears to be looking for a real quarterback solution during the off-season. With the Dolphins having only the 15th pick in the draft, a rookie QB might not be the answer, so rumor has…
The men’s NCAA basketball tournament is underway, as is your office bracket, but the women’s tournament kicks off tomorrow. Unlike the men’s tourney, a local team, the Miami Hurricanes, actually has a shot at making it well into the depth of the women’s tourney as a number three seed. Unfortunately,…
As the Miami Heat have struggled this season, critics have repeatedly pointed their fingers at the team’s new $100 million big man, Chris Bosh, for playing soft. The 6’11” forward has struggled to assert himself in the paint since arriving from Toronto, leading to whispers that he had “gone Canadian”…
While the program remains officially silent, a report by InsideTheU.com that six Hurricanes football players have been suspended for next season’s opener against Maryland has now been confirmed by two NBCMiami sources. Seantrel Henderson, one of the top recruits in the nation in the class of 2010, is among the…
Last August, Miami Dolphins wide receiver Brandon Marshall said he’d pursue an NBA career if there was an NFL lockout. Well, the lockout is here. Chad Ochocinco has already made plans to join a Major League soccer team, and one member of the Cowboys has returned to arena football. So,…
Giving that Chad Ochocinco grew up in soccer-loving Miami, it’s no surprise that he used to play the sport in his youth, but the colorful Cincinnati Bengals wide receiver is know more for his skills with his hands than his feet. Now, in the face of an NFL labor lockout,…
Fan favorite, Miami Heat co-captain, and only actual local boy on the team, Udonis Haslem has returned to practice after tearing a ligament in his foot this past November. ESPN reports Haslem took part in shooting drills during team practice yesterday and that a return to competition before the end…
Just ten days ago, the Miami Heat were in the midst of a five-game losing streak that included a season sweep at the hands of the Chicago Bulls and a press conference where head coach Erik Spoelstra told everyone that his players were crying after a loss. In the mix…
The Miami Heat may have put an end to their recent losing streak, but star Dwyane Wade was handed a much more significant victory this weekend in court: full custody of his kids. After a rather ugly legal battle with his ex-wife Siohvaughn following their divorce, Wade’s two young sons…
America’s favorite loudmouthed basketball has-been Charles Barkley and Heat star Dwyane Wade might costar in a series of cell phone commercials, but Barkley hasn’t let that dampen his criticism of the Heat. The Heat finally pulled out another victory last night against the Lakers, but they certainly haven’t won over…
The Miami Heat beat the Los Angles Lakers Thursday night 94-88, snapping a season-high five-game losing streak.Everybody can unclench their assholes now.After what has been a nightmare week for Heat fans, and an absolute delight for Heat Haters everywhere, Miami not only beat the defending champs for the second time…
Tim Tebow made his last play for the Florida Gators just a year and some months ago, but the Gainesville faithful miss him so. So much that they’re already erecting a life sized statue of their chosen one on campus. That must be some sort of record between the time…
Who do you blame when a team with unparalleled marquee talent finds themselves lost in a string of embarrassing losses? Increasingly, fans and haters alike have begun to call for the firing of Miami Heat head coach Erik Spoelstra, with many theorizing it’s only a matter of time until Heat…
The good news is, since their infamous crying episode over the weekend, we finally have found a nickname for the revamped Miami Heat. The bad news is we’re beginning to wonder whether these John Boehner Boys will ever win a game again…
At recent Miami Heat home games, there have been not only groans and “ugh”s in the stands, but also Uggs. As in those ugly furry boots that University of Miami sorority sisters wear with miniskirts any time the temperature dips below 70. Those crimes against footwear really have no business…
