More Volleyball: US Survives Puerto Rico, Advances to Semis

“It can’t be bargained with. It can’t be reasoned with. It doesn’t feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop ever, until you are dead.” That was said about Arnold Schwarzenegger’s Terminator, but it also applies to the US women’s volleyball team (except for the death…

Brazil Survives Against Archrival Argentina in Volleyball

On Sunday the number one team in the world; Brazil. The Brasileros were playing their most hated rival; Argentina. To put it in perspective, Brazil-Argentina is intense as Florida State-Miami, Biggie-Tupac, Alien-Predator, Emeril-Wolfgang Puck, etc. And on Sunday the the Brazilian supporters were drunk off their soccer team’s earlier triumph…

Team USA Volleyball Roughs Up Costa Rica in Straight Sets

Costa Rica is known for its beautiful scenery, coffee beans, and — now — for not practicing enough volleyball. A sparse crowd at the BankUnited Center watched the second-ranked United States team dismantle Costa Rica Friday night in the 2009 Women’s Volleyball Pan-American Cup in straight sets; 25-7, 25-6, and…

Heat Draft Pick Maybe Cheated on the SATs, but Who Cares?

The Miami Heat made minimal moves in the NBA draft, but did pick up a few players, including Robert Dozier out of the University of Memphis. Earlier this month, ESPN reported that the organization that administers the SATs invalidated his score. Dozier score of 1260 didn’t match his grades or his PSAT score. When he…

Marlins’ Meyer a Better Closer Than Kyra Sedgwick

Wally Pipp was a good player and the first Yankee to ever win a home run title. One day in 1925, the New York manager benched Pipp and other veterans to shake up a slumping lineup and replaced the first baseman with a young Lou Gehrig. Gehrig never relinquished the…

Meet the Miami Doctor Accused of Juicing Manny Ramirez

View Larger Map When MLB nailed Manny Ramirez with a 50-game suspension in May for using banned substances, several newspapers reported that he got his juice from a Florida doctor. Now, if ESPN’s investigative team is correct, we know his name: Dr. Pedro Bosch, a 71-year-old Coral Gables physician. ESPN…

A Look Back at Gloria Estefan’s Sports History

Today, Gloria and Emilio Estefan officially announced their minority ownership of the Miami Dolphins. And while some people may scoff at the Estefans’ acquisition, Gloria herself has had some previous sports-related endeavors. So come on everybody let’s do the conga as Riptide takes a trip back in time:Superbowl XXVI Halftime…

Dolphins Song-Off: Jimmy Buffett Crushes Hometown Rap Anthem

One week ago, a lifelong Dolphins fan named Lionel Lightbourne called out Mr. Margaritaville himself, Jimmy Buffett, and demanded an Internet duel for the soul of the aqua-and-orange nation.Buffett had a new, corporate-approved anthem for the Dolphins, soullessly penned in exchange for renaming the stadium after his watered-down Budweiser-hawked beer…

Will the Real Vontae Davis Please Stand Up

How many Vontaes are there in the world? How many of those have the last name Davis? Well, if there happens to be more than one, Miami Dolphins first-round draft pick Vontae Davis wants you to know he wasn’t the Vontae Davis who was arrested earlier this month in Champaign,…

Update: Gloria and Emilio Estefan Get Minority Ownership in the Dolphins

Last month, Riptide received a vague but alarming email invitation with this headline: “JIMMY BUFFETT, MIAMI DOLPHINS AND DOLPHIN STADIUM TO HOST MAJOR CORPORATE ANNOUNCEMENT.”Riptide quickly RSVPed and was treated to one of the most disturbing displays in sports history: Jimmy Buffett playing to a crowd of Parrotheads and getting…

Florida Marlins: Nunez Over Lindstrom for Closer

The Marlins’ recent cakewalk against the beasts of the AL East revealed that Josh Johnson is a Cy Young contender, Chris Coghlan is a talented lead-off hitter, and after going 6-3 against Toronto, Boston, and New York, the Marlins are actually pretty good. Oh, and Matt Lindstrom needs to be…

WSJ Says the Marlins Are One Of the Dumbest Teams in Baseball

You already know the Marlins aren’t so hot at this whole baseball-playin’ gig. Last night, they went for 15 with runners in scoring position and tanked another game at Fenway Park.But even as they sink into the depths of the NL East, the Fish probably shouldn’t think about giving…

Same Teams, Same Result: Marlins Lose 6-1

For the 500th consecutive game, Boston’s Fenway Park was sold out, and if the Red Sox continue to play like they did in Wednesday’s 6-1 victory over the Marlins, they will sell out 500 more. The Red Sox certainly weren’t spectacular, but they capitalized on every opportunity the Marlins handed…

Marlins Drop Game One to Red Sox 8-2

The Florida Marlins kicked off their AL East six-game gauntlet by losing to the Red Sox 8-2 in a brisk game that lasted just two and a half hours, but was over long before that. Starter Chris Volstad, who took the loss and fell to 4-7, threw well for three…

Kyle Bellamy: UM to White Sox

When fans at the University of Miami’s Mark Light Stadium heard the first ominous tolls of AC/DC’s “Hell’s Bells,” they knew closer Kyle Bellamy would soon appear to finish the opponent with a dizzying array of sinkers and sliders. By drafting him in the fifth round on Tuesday, the White…

Marlins Day 1 Draft Results

Most high school graduates are frantically searching for summer jobs or shopping for dorm room essentials. Chad James, Bryan Berglund, and Marquise Cooper won’t have to worry about selling popcorn at movie theaters or cutting grass for neighbors because they have the option to play professional baseball for the Florida…