Is there even any point in playing the season now that we know for a fact the Marlins will win the World Series this year? It has been foretold by the oracles of our time: the props department of long-canceled “near-future” submarine drama seaQuest DSV. (For the record, we have…
One of the questions some people have raised about Tim Tebow’s upcoming pro-life Super Bowl ad has been whether taking such a public stance on a divisive issue could affect his chances of getting higher-profile endorsement gigs down the line. Well, the correct answer to that is it’s irrelevant, because he…
So, recently inducted Hall of Famer and Miami product Andre Dawson is complaining the Hall of Fame has him wearing the cap of the now-defunct Montreal Expos in his plaque, when he made it clear he wanted to be honored for all baseball-ternity as a Chicago Cub. We’ve just finished…
Last week, retired rapper and King of Diamonds strip club manager Ricky “Disco Rick” Taylor made it rain knowledge on the blogosphere’s gyrating ass in anticipation of the Super Bowl, which he predicted will be “the biggest weekend in strip club history in South Florida.” One of the Hypnotiq-soaked crumpled bills…
You can’t even host a Super Bowl in Miami anymore without it having some shallow reality teevee flair. Yes, two of the E! channel’s favorite buxom bimbettes will almost assuredly be in the stands at Sun Life Stadium come February 7.That’s because Saints star Reggie Bush has been notably tapping…
It was looking for a while like no Dolphins players would be playing in their home stadium during this year’s Pro Bowl. Offensive Tackle Jake Long was named to the original line-up but pulled out due to injury Thanks to yesterday’s Colts win, safety Antoine Bethea will forgo the Pro Bowl…
It’s Conference Championship weekend, meaning the teams that get to pack their bags for Miami are decided on Sunday. For a depressing 16th year in a row our Miami Dolphins aren’t in the running, and as Gus mentioned yesterday we could really care less about who wins. But we will have to…
After being turned down by their first two picks, the Miami Dolphins have signed Mike Nolan as their new defensive coordinator, according to FoxSports.com. Nolan resigned Monday from the same position with the Denver Broncos and was previously DC under Bill Parcells when he was general manager of the NY Jets. He…
The former Joe Robbie Stadium, Pro Player Park, Pro Player Stadium, Dolphins Stadium, Dolphin Stadium, and Land Shark Stadium will have a new name for the next five years: Sun Life Stadium. Somehow it’s even worse than the last one. Seriously, there are strip malls in Kendall with better names that…
Tim Tebow may never have another chance to be associated with a Super Bowl, but why is he recording an ad for Focus on the Family? Yes, the James Dobson founded group announced today that they will air a 30 second commercial during the big game that will start former…
No one wants to coordinate the Miami Dolphins’ defense!The frontrunner in the race to replace fired Paul Pasqualoni, former University of Virginia coach and the remora to Bill Parcell’s Big Tuna, Al Groh, took the same position at Georgia Tech. Yeah, whatever, Groh, you can go Yellow Jacket. The guy was…
The past months have seen a lively game of musical chairs in the NCAA and NFL. Though the hottest action hasn’t concerned Miami teams much, the effects are being felt here. The Dolphins fired defensive coordinator Paul Pasqualoni last week, and it seems like they’re hoping to replace him with some Miracle-Groh. Al Groh has…
Gender, as much as societal norms want us to believe it, isn’t always a black and white issue. The issue hit the headlines last year when South African runner Caster Semenya’s sex came into question after she won gold in the 800 meters event during the World Championships.Both the International…
Dolphins Stadium might not be good enough for the Super Bowl anymore according the NFL, but the U.S. World Cup bid commission just put it on the shortlist to host games for their bid for either 2018 or 2022. Previously the committee had its eyes on 29 cities, and narrowed it…
In the aftermath of Gilbert Arenas of the Washington Wizards unloading a handgun in the team’s locker room over a gambling debt, the Miami Heat have become the second team in the NBA to officially ban card games and gambling on team flights.So now Heat players are left with lots…
Despite the fact UM Basketball has only lost one game this season they’ve lingered in the “also receiving votes” section of the AP’s college basketball poll. Most likely because detractors pointed to the team’s relatively easy early season schedule. But Saturday’s win against ACC rival Wake Forest set the Hurricanes…
Since 1980, the Pro Bowl has been played in Hawaii, and because our 50th state doesn’t have a team of its own, it’s been a nice opportunity for locals to catch some NFL action, even if the players don’t typically bring their best game. But this year’s Pro Bowl will take…
Is that all Nick Saban wanted? A statue? Because, the former Dolphins coach is actually going to get one in Alabama after leading the Crimson Tide to a BCS Championship. We could have erected a statue of you Saban! You didn’t have to sneak out of town with your lying…
Fergie is really taking her investment in the Miami Dolphins seriously, and out of all the team’s celebrity co-owners, she seems intent on pumping up the fans the most. Here she is bouncing around in white, aqua, and orange to the Black Eyed Peas’ not-at-all-annoying “Boom Boom Pow.”I guess this…
Miami has never been a huge college basketball town. There was a bit of buzz when FIU reeled in Isiah Thomas, but they’re off to a 5-13 start. Sorry Zeke, maybe things will turn around when you can make an impact on recruiting.Then you’ve got the Miami Hurricanes. Overshadowed at…
Take a look at this rendering of what the Dolphins have in mind for stadium upgrades? Pretty nice isn’t it. Miami has been put on notice that unless they make serious upgrades to Dolphin Stadium, we might lose out on opportunities to host future Super Bowls that pump hundreds of…
Fans of Miami FC can breath a sigh of relief: the team will indeed play this year. The future of Miami FC and second tier soccer in America was called into question when a group of USL teams led by Miami FC’s owner, Traffic Sports, split off to form a…
