Where in the World Is Renyel Pinto? Part Two

The saga of Renyel Pinto, fugitive Marlins reliever, continues. In November, Riptide reported that the rotund Venezuelan pitcher had skipped court dates in both Miami-Dade and Broward counties and was being chased by an arrest warrant and a $6,000 summary judgment as a result.Worse yet, in our mind, Pinto’s Facebook…

Pole Dancers Thrust for Olympic Status

The Winter Olympics may be getting dismal local ratings, but if the pleas of poll dancers across the world to have their “sport” recognized by the Olympics are heeded, we’ve got a feeling ratings would shoot through the roof.  “After a great deal of feedback from the pole dance community,…

Marlins Pitcher Jose Ceda Shot His Friend, Dick Cheney Style

Eventually, we’re all going to end up unwittingly shooting one of our friends. It happens. It happened to Dick Cheney and his hunting buddy. It happened to Charlie Sheen when he inadvertently capped then-fiancée Kelly Preston. It happened to Plaxico Burress and his thigh. Now the Marlins’ Jose Ceda has admitted…

Conch Horn Confiscated at Miami-Duke Basketball Game

Not only did Hurricanes basketball blow a first-half lead and lost to Duke, but also a fan blew his conch and lost it to security.The Canes’ student section doesn’t get a lot of credit during basketball season, but Blue Devils coach Mike Krzyzewski got pissed at a conch horn in…

No Boozer or Big Trade for Miami; Wade’s OK, But Will He Stay?

It was already clear that we wouldn’t be getting Amar’e, but last minute rumors that The Heat might be landing Carlos Boozer from the Utah Jazz appeared to be unfounded.”That was like, huh, what?” Jazz general manager Kevin O’Connor said this afternoon, according to the Deseret News.So that means no…

Miami Heat vs. Philadelphia 76ers

There are several ways a team can kick off the second half of an NBA season following an All-Star break. One is to come out of the gates stumbling and disorganized, setting a terrible precedent for the remainder of the season. Another is to come out on fire, playing sound…

Cuban Ball Players Keep Eye on Defector

There was a time when you could get in real trouble for helping Cuban ball players defect from the Communist island. Ask Juan Ignacio Hernandez Nodar, the Cuban agent profiled by the New Times last year. He spent 13 years in a Cuban prison for trying to help El Duque and…

Will Amar’e Stoudemire Be Dwyane Wade’s New Right-Hand Man?

The Dwyane Wade situation is pretty clear: He wants to stay in Miami but also demands the Heat commit to making another championship run by signing another superstar. Now, just about everyone in the world, except for Cleveland fans and whoever is in charge of the Heat’s salary budget, wants that…

Joey Porter and His Mouth Fired by the Dolphins

Joey Porter’s contract has been terminated by the Miami Dolphins. This comes after Porter’s very public two-week campaign demanding that the Fins either play him as a full-time starter or let him go.Late last month, Porter went on a media rampage, making stops on ESPN and WQAM, complaining of Coach…

Miami Heat vs. Atlanta Hawks: Kiss the Cook

Did we just wake up in Bizarro World? Because usually when the Heat visits Atlanta, the Hawks tend to go all Cirque du Soleil on their asses with their slam dunk aerial assaults, sparking the home crowd into a frenzy and causing Josh Smith to hop up and down and…

Hurricanes 23rd on ESPN’s Way-Too-Early Pre-Season Football Rankings

Last season for Miami Hurricanes fans was a respectful rebound, and should provide encouragement that our days of being left off most pre-season polls are over.The season doesn’t officially kick off for another seven months, but that hasn’t stopped ESPN’s Mark Schlabach from making his pre-season rankings. He’s got the…

Surviving Who Dat Nation: A Photo Blog From the Super Bowl

As we mentioned in our live blog, Riptide still isn’t entirely sure how it got an invite to the Super Bowl. ​And we have no comment on whether blackmail may or may not have been involved.Either way, we were there dammit! We saw Drew Brees carve up the Colts secondary, we watched…