Bill McCollum is a Pig in Lipstick Who Listens to Right Said Fred

The current political scandal involving a Republican spending money on things involves Bill McCollum’s anti-pedophile PSAs. Apparently the Attorney General spent $550 on makeup for the ad! Gasp! Here (via the Buzz) is “yuk yuk yuk”  YouTube video driving the point home. Men in makeup for the purposes of lighting!…

Silly Porn Tax Remains Silly

The Times/Herald Tallahassee Bureau has been following a proposed porn tax with quite some fervor lately, but the State Legislators can’t seem to talk about the proposal with a straight face. Republican Sen. Carey Baker said he’d heard someone throw out the idea of an extra tax on porn, and…

Victoria Jackson Endorses Rush Limbaugh For President

How insane was Dirty Dozen alum Victoria Jackson’s appearance on Sean Hannity’s Fox News show last week? Well it starts out with Jackson proclaiming, “I’m so happy to be on, I’m your biggest fan. Fox news! Yay! The Only One with the truth! Yay!”Another panelist asks her, “Where are you…

Get Ready For Crist vs. Clinton in 2016

2016 so, so far away. We’re not even sure if human civilization as we know it will exist then, but it’s never too soon to make outlandish presidential predictions. We’re dreaming of a Crist vs. Clinton matchup.  At this point, I don’t see a Crist 2012 run as a reality…

Crist’s Latest Supreme Court Pick Has Wingnuts Upset, Again

Back in December, we wondered out loud if Charlie Crist’s love of diversity would leave the Supreme Court with a more balanced ideological outlook. That seems to be pretty much what happened. Last year, the Governor found himself in the unprecedented situation of picking four Supreme Court justices within a span of less than a year. He first replaced two bonafide, Bush-appointed…

Stem Cell-ebration

By wide majorities, Americans love stem cell research. According to Gallup numbers 64% find it morally acceptable, and 52% support easing the restrictions or having none at all. Today, your president Barack Obama repealed his predecessor’s strict limits on stem cell research, which created a bunch of bureaucratic, red-tape hassles for scientists (I thought the red…

State Sen. Frederica Wilson Hopes To Move Her Hat Collection to DC

Frederica Wilson and her extensive hat collection have pretty much done everything they can in Tallahassee. The Miami democrat has served in both houses of the State legislature, and now she’s made it official that she’ll be seeking the congressional seat Rep. Kendrick Meek is leaving behind in his quest for…

More Anti-Obama Idiots in Florida Can’t Spell

Remember Andy “Obama Half-Breed Muslin” Lacasse? Of course not, it was over 9000 news cycles ago. The poor redneck from some hell in Central Florida put a misspelled, sharpie sign in his front yard. Well another idiot in Fort Walton Beach, Larry Ford, has a misspelled anti-Obama sign, though it’s…

A-Rod and Limbaugh Are Apparently Exactly the Same

Rush Limbaugh and Alex Rodriguez both have their past drug struggles with pain killers and steroids respectively, they also both have multi-million dollar pads in South Florida. That is where the comparisons end to the untrained eye. But Robert Zimmerman, a volunteer for the DNC and a PR czar, says…

Oh, By The Way, Marco Rubio is Officially Running for Senate

Sick and tired of the rumor that Charlie Crist is considering jumping into the Senate race in May, one Republican who’s not destined to be a fringe candidate, has jumped into the race. It’s our own Marco Rubio. Maybe he got restless, considering he’s had a pretty campaign website since…

Pam the PTO Mom Fed Up With School Cuts, Ron Book

Meet Pamela the PTO Mom. If more media covered state politics with the same passion and obsession as national politics and more people cared, she’d be Florida’s anti-Joe the Plumber. Pamela Hennan, a St. Augustine Realtor and dedicated school volunteer drove all night to address the House Finance and Tax…

Least Powerful VP Since Quayle in Miami For Two Days

When Barack Obama announced Joe Biden as his running mate, America responded with a resounding, “oh, ok.” He’s an experience, competent guy, don’t get us wrong. And by all accounts he made some serious contributions to getting the cabinet together, but it seems that Mr. Biden has returned the Vice…