Blind Item: Gay Republican Coke Parties in Miami?

So listen. Read this with the same grain of salt you read a Michael Musto column. Or perhaps a bit more, because we don’t even know if it’s true.Anyway, after yesterday’s news that an anti-gay Republican state senator in California was charged with a DUI after leaving a gay club,…

Meet That Developer Guy: A Tiger Beat-Style Peek at the Millionaire Tied to Spence-Jones’s Bribery Charges!

What do we really know about Armando Codina? You know, aside from his role in suspended Miami Commissioner Michelle Spence-Jones’s alleged bribery. Her indictment, filed yesterday, claims she solicited $25,000 from the self-made multimillionaire developer, who then poured $12,500 into her non-profit. Codina has not been charged criminally. Still, Riptide…

Mark Foley Opens a Cute Little Consignment Boutique

Next time you make a shopping trip to West Palm Beach to stock up on your Lily Pulitzer sundresses and whatnot, be sure to hit up the hottest new store in town: former Congressman Mark Foley’s new “Celebrity Consignment” boutique.After getting caught sending naughty messages to twinky male interns, the…

How Liberal or Conservative is Your Representative? In Miami They’re Probably Moderate

Phrases like “bleeding heart liberal” and “conservative ideologue” get thrown around in political discussions like slurs, but the National Journal’s annual congressional vote rankings actually show you how liberal and conservative each congressman and senator is.The 2009 rankings are in, and there are a few surprising results from Florida.First off, “hot…

Report: Charlie Crist May Run as an Independent

With Gov. Charlie Crist trailing Marco Rubio by 18 points in the latest poll of likely Republican primary voters, the biggest question in Florida politics is whether or not he’ll ditch the GOP in his bid for the Senate.Well, two anonymous sources close to Crist tell the Sun-Sentinel’s Jack Furnari…

Sen. George LeMieux Joins Scott Brown to Cross Party Lines and Votes for Democratic Jobs Bills

Yesterday, Massachusetts’ sometimes-nude republican Senator Scott Brown crossed party lines to prevent a filibuster of a democratic-backed jobs bill. His supporters and Facebook “friends” were not very happy about this: “You’ve already turned out to be just as big an idiot as Obama!” wrote one.Now, Florida’s temporary Republican Senator George LeMieux has…

Charlie Crist and Marco Rubio In War of the Man Hugs

Because Floridians honor the age old tradition of democracy so-so much, the current race for the state’s open Senate seat now revolves around pictures of embarrassing man hugs. This truly was our founding fathers’ dream.On your left you’ll find a picture Florida Governor Charlie Crist embracing then newly elected and…

Rubio Now Leads Crist by 18 Points Among Likely Voters

Voters don’t go to the polls until August, but Marco Rubio, once the underdog in the Republican Senate Primary, appears to have Gov. Charlie Crist down for the count.According to a new Rasmussen poll of likely Republican voters, Rubio now leads Crist 54 percent to 36 percent. By a rate…

Mitt Romney Fails to Have LMFAO Arrested After Airplane Scuffle

We haven’t had much love for Mitt Romney since he visited here in a guayabera, bungled a bunch of local politicians’ names, and accidentally quoted Fidel Castro, but we sure as hell don’t have love for LMFAO. The “I’m in Miami, Bitch!” hit-makers are just the absolute worst, and if we…

Marco Rubio Loves Waterboarding and Is Satan Because of It

Does Marco Rubio love torture? The Washington Post’s Dana Milbank sure seems to think so.During Rubio’s CPAC speech yesterday, the crowd of conservative activists couldn’t get enough of shouting, “Marco! Marco! Marco!” “That Marco cheer always worries me because I’m always afraid that someone is going to starting screaming ‘Polo’ and would ruin…