Mitt Romney is the GOP Front-Runner in Florida, Maybe

Back in 2008, Mitt Romney came in second place to John McCain in Florida’s GOP primary, a loss that signaled the beginning of the end for his campaign. Perhaps though the Sunshine State could prove warmer to Romney’s presidential hopes a second time around. A new poll from Mason-Dixon shows…

Special Election for Mayor Officially Set for May 24

Clear your calendar on May 24 because we’re holding an election! The Miami-Dade County Commission meet this morning and, as expected, officially set the day for the election to replace recalled Carlos Alvarez on that Tuesday. Though, the mayoral race won’t be the only thing on the ballot. Voters will…

Marco Rubio and Bill Nelson Want Feds to Crack Down on Porn

Regulating what America whacks off to has not been a chief concern of the Obama administration. But now a group of 42 senators have sent a letter to Attorney General Eric Holder complaining that his justice department hasn’t been keeping a close enough eye on the mainstream adult pornography business…

State Senators Busy Picking Official State Amphibian

It’s good to know that during these hard times, our state senators are focusing on the big issues. Issues like addressing Florida’s dire need for an official state amphibian. Thank goodness that state Sen. Steve Oelrich (R-Cross Creek) has taken up this pressing concern and is making sure the barking…

Now You Too Can Incorporate Your Uterus!

Last week, Democrat state Rep. Scott Randolph made House Republicans uncomfortable when he dared to say the word uterus on the House floor. He suggested that his wife “incorporate” hers to get Republicans to stop mandating what she and other woman do with it. Although Florida Republicans are pushing through a host…

Norman Braman Threatens More Recalls

Our mild-mannered billionaire mayor-recaller now thinks he’s king. Auto magnate Norman Braman, riding on his successful campaign to recall Miami-Dade Mayor Carlos Alvarez, is lightly hinting at more recalls of sitting county commissioners unless they follow his reform agenda. However, county commissioners are now saying they won’t be so easily…

Bob Graham Thinks Florida Has Lost Its Way

To talk about respected, legendary Florida politicians is to talk about Bob Graham. The former Governor and Senator was one of the few politicians to manage sustained cross-party popularity and still looms large over the state as an occasional source of wisdom. Yesterday, the retired moderate Democrat turned to the…

Bill Nelson Holds 13-Point Lead Over Possible Republican Opponents

Bill Nelson has done a pretty decent job of upholding the tradition of being Florida’s sort of boring, painfully moderate, generally congenial Democratic Senator. His approval/disapproval numbers right now are a somewhat worrying 38/34, but when he’s placed head to head against all the possible Republicans who could challenge him…

Rick Scott Is Embarrassed by Using Email

Your grandma probably has an email address, even if it is only to forward you weird chain letters. Everyone uses email these days. Everyone but Rick Scott, apparently. The man has asked constituents not to email him because he gets “embarrassed” by the form of communication. For a governor who has…