Marco Rubio: Miami’s Red-Light Cameras Are a “Scam”

Last week, the New York Times dropped an election-season bombshell: Marco Rubio and his wife, Jeanette, have gotten a few traffic tickets over the years in Miami. The horror! The story has been universally lampooned, with conservatives questioning whether the Times took the traffic info from a liberal opposition research group…

What To Get Marco Rubio For His 44th Birthday

Marco Rubio, the Republican “boy” wonder, is 44-years-old today! The Presidential candidate will spend the day in Las Vegas, his other childhood home (the Rubio family lived there between 1979 and 1985 before returning to Miami). He’ll celebrate later at a birthday party-slash-fundraiser hosted at the home of Rick Harrison, the…

Miami Beach Cops Who Received Racist Emails Won’t Be Punished

Earlier this month, the Miami Beach Police Department was hanging its head in shame when the State Attorney’s Office announced that two officers had used work accounts to send hundreds of explicitly racist, sexist, and homophobic emails and text messages. When news of the scandal broke, one of the officers, Captain Alex…

International Fight Against GMO Giant Monsanto Comes to Miami

On its website Monsanto, the St. Louis-based biotech corporate giant, calls itself a “sustainable agricultural company” that’s focused on empowering farmers and conserving natural resources. An advocacy group says the company is an evil “Biotech Bully” with a “dastardly plan to lie and cheat its way to more profits and power.” …

Jeb Bush Is Working Directly for Satan, New E-Book Says

As he nears $100 million in fundraising and an official announcement he’s trying to follow his father and brother into the White House, countless sentences are being written about Jeb Bush every single day. But not many look like the description of a new tome for sale on Amazon about…

Marco Rubio Is a Hawk, and He’s Ready for a Space War

The signs have been there all along: The obsession with Nicky Minaj. The naive belief that he will someday rule the free world. His love of ornamental swords. Marco Rubio is a teenage dude stuck in a U.S. senator’s body. And judging by his speech last night, he’s been binging…