Bernie Sanders Has a Big Florida Problem

Last night, Bernie Sanders managed to pull a historical upset against Hillary Clinton in the Michigan Primary but to capture the nomination he’ll have to pull off a few more of those magical upsets. A strong showing in Florida, the state with the fourth most Democratic delegates, next week would…

Marco Rubio Closing Gap Against Donald Trump in Latest Florida Poll

The GOP establishment’s concentrated push against Donald Trump seems to have paid some dividends over the weekend with Ted Cruz besting Trump in two states that Trump had a previous polling lead in. The attacks, concentrating on Trump’s questionable Trump University business, also appear to have dealt some damage to…

Ben Carson Pressured to Run for Rubio’s Senate Seat

The race to replace Marco Rubio in the Senate is already one of the strangest soap opera-worthy down ballot races in the nation, and it might get even more bizarre. GOP operatives are apparently pressuring Ben Carson to make an official exit from the presidential primary to run for Senate…

Will Rick Scott Endorse Donald Trump on Super Tuesday?

Today is a day the GOP establishment never could have imagined. If neither Marco Rubio nor Ted Cruz surge in the dozen states casting primary ballots on this Super Tuesday, Donald Trump could all but wrap up a Republican presidential nomination tonight. And there are hints that Florida’s Trump-lite governor,…

Donald Trump Sues Five Neighbors of Doral Golf Course

If you’ve been on the internet today you’ve probably seen John Oliver’s epic takedown of Donald Trump (AKA Donald Drumpf). The HBO comedian takes a shot at Trump’s tendency to threaten to sue people without ever actually filing suit. True, Trump never did get around to taking Rosie O’Donnell to court,…

Marco Rubio Hints That Donald Trump Has a Tiny Penis

With twelve states ready to cast their primary votes in Super Tuesday tomorrow, Marco Rubio has very little left to lose. Yes, Rubio has finally managed to consolidate the establishment GOP behind him. But his best finish so far is second place, and Donald Trump is obliterating him in polls…

Nearly 40 Percent of Floridians Think Ted Cruz Might Be Zodiac Killer

For nearly a decade, the mysterious Zodiac killer terrorized the Bay Area by brutally murdering young couples and then taunting police and the press with cryptic notes. The killer was never found. Unless he’s now a front-running GOP presidential contender? A rumor that the long-sought after serial killer is actually…

Pro-Trump Super PAC’s Robocall: “Don’t Vote for a Cuban”

This is the most diverse group of legitimate presidential contenders America has ever seen. One the Democratic side you’ve got both the first woman and first Jew to ever win a primary. On the Republican side, those left standing include two Cuban-Americans and an African-American. Regardless of the rest of…

Trump Crushes Rubio 44-28 in Florida Poll

If Marco Rubio is actually going to win the Republican nomination at some point he’ll actually have to win, you know, some primaries. While some in the media and establishment (perhaps out of blind hope) have positioned him as the one to beat, he hasn’t actually performed better than second…