Miami is full of fake stuff: from inflated butts and boobs to artificial beaches. But bogus booze?So far this year, state agents have caught five bars around the county serving bottom-shelf liquor from top-shelf bottles. They range from the Booby Trap strip club to a swanky cafe. But waiters say…
Jilted Cleveland fans have tried pretty much everything to deal with their emotions: burning jerseys in effigy, singing angry ballads in comedy clubs, even penning delusional rants in Comic Sans. But now someone has gone too far.Meet MrsLeBronWade.com, a site built on the premise that D-Wade and LBJ tied the knot earlier…
Rick Sanchez’s foot-in-mouth anti-Semitic tirade against Jon Stewart and The Daily Show left the world with two questions: 1) Is he gonna get fired? and 2) How much fun is The Daily Show going to have with this? The answers were “yes” and “a lot.” Stewart ripped Sanchez apart last night, compared…
On a night where the Miami Dolphins were supposed to make a statement, get things back on track, and show the rest of the NFL watching world that they had arrived as a force to be reckoned with, they were instead beaten senselessly in a 41-14 shellacking at the hands…
Miami’s equivalent of Ron Burgundy, Rick Sanchez, was fired by CNN over the weekend for talking out of his ass. Once again, the one-time WSVN anchor spoke without giving any real thought to what he was saying. To celebrate the comedic legacy of Rick Sanchez’s journalistic career, we put together…
Dwyane Wade’s heated divorce battle with ex-wife Siohvaughn may have come to an end earlier this year, but the two continue to battle it out in an equally contentious custody battle. Today Wade’s lawyer filed a motion in a Chicago court demanding that Siohvaughn go under a psychiatric evaluation, claiming…
Just in case you thought the hype surrounding the Miami Heat’s recent free agent acquisitions might simmer down a little once games start: ESPN has hired the “world’s greatest living authority on LeBron James” — Cleveland Plain Dealer reporter Brian Windhorst — to join a staff devoted to writing only…
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Last week, it was against the Jets on Sunday Night Football. Tonight, it’s the Patriots on Monday Night Football. That’s two straight weeks the Dolphins face an AFC East rival in the national spotlight. Also, it’s two straight weeks they face a team with an insufferable fanbase. So tonight is…
Normally, thanks to their semi-ridiculous effort to enlist B-listers as co-owners the Miami Dolphins have the biggest star power in their rooting section. That’s not true when the New England Patriots come to town and Tom Brady brings his wifey Gisele Bündchen. The Brazilian supermodel arrived in town this weekend,…
Florida Tea Partiers are shedding a single tear of freedom — much like a majestic bald eagle weeping for the future of America — because Sarah Palin just nixed her speech scheduled this Wednesday at American Airlines Arena.The problem? “There was a scheduling conflict,” Marcos Sendon, head of South Florida…
In today’s news roundup: A local high school is on lock down, not one but two separate incidents of Carbon Monoxide poisoning sent 13 people to hospitals, a deadly crash on I95 kills two, while a boat crash near Haulover Marina send a woman to the hospital. The only good…
A week or so ago, Riptide braved the overhyped media maelstrom that was the grand opening of the new 5th Street Gym. A sanitized version of the South Beach boxing den where Muhammad Ali trained, it’s now helmed by a Chicago-based ownership group. Ali trainer Angelo Dundee’s own share feels…
The Social Network has given Mark Zuckerberg and Facebook an insurmountable amount of free press, but many are failing to see the bigger picture: It breaks down the barriers and makes tech enthusiasts and the tech community look cool, sexy, and oh-so-datable, too.Sure, everyone subscribes to the general stereotype that…
For the first time since Miami joined the ACC they managed to keep a meeting with Clemson out of overtime, and despite some frustratingly sloppy play, numerous drawn-out official reviews and problems with penalties the ‘Canes never lost control of the game. With a 30-21 win Miami left their first week…
After an ethnically-insensitive tirade against The Daily Show host Jon Stewart, CNN host and former Miami local news anchor Rick Sanchez has been fired by the network. Sanchez was ultimately done in by his big mouth…
Even before these season started we would have been happy for the Hurricane’s first ACC championship and a win in the Orange Bowl to ice the cake. Maybe then we could start clearing room, in our minds at least, for that elusive sixth national championship. With their loss to Ohio State, baring…
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Florida International University’s Golden Panthers may just be one of the best 0-3 teams in the nation. The Sun Belt dwellers have faced a swath of teams from the automatic qualifying conferences in their opening run, and in all three at one point held the lead. Now they face the…
After years of toiling in the Miami TV market and a short stint on MSNBC, former WSVN anchor Rick Sanchez had finally made it to the big time with his own popular show on CNN. Of course the guy has become known for his embarrassing gaffes, but in his latest…
The race to replace carpetbagger Mario Diaz-Balart in congressional District 25 is heating up, and Democrat Joe Garcia has taken to the airwaves with an ad claiming his Republican opponent David Rivera once rammed into a truck on the Palmetto Expressway and ran it off the road to stop a…
In today’s news roundup: Mayor Carlos Alvarez is not going to take Norman Braman’s recall efforts lightly, UM students react to Tyler Clemente’s suicide, a man is shot on the Palmetto, a worker is shocked on South Beach, and the Marlins have gone to the dogs…
