Miami Herald Issues World’s Lamest Correction About Fake Russians

Faced with our revelations this morning that an FAU student and his friend had hoodwinked the paper into believing they were Russian basketball fans, the Herald has just issued the world’s most wishy-washy correction:”A column that ran on page 1D of Wednesday’s sports section might have included incorrect information from…

Cuba Takes Steps to Connect, Sell, and Probe

Cuba’s crawl toward the 20th Century took a few major steps this week when the Communist regime — which has struck oil offshore — announced it would ease up on free-market restrictions and build an undersea cable to hook up with Chávez in Venezuela.The cable — which will run 3,125…

The Herald Was Punked: Here Are Your Fake Russians, FAU Student Bradley Springer and His Buddy Jonathan Taylor

Riptide has solved the Soviet mystery of “Pavel and Yuri Kopeche!” Meet Florida Atlantic University freshman Bradley Springer and high schooler Jonathan Taylor, the world’s foremost Russian basketball fan impersonators.The pair painted their faces and put on their best Borat-esque accents for Tuesday’s Heat vs. Moscow game, intending to “just…

Was the Miami Herald Punked By Fake Russian Basketball Fans?

UPDATE: Yes, they were punked.They seemed like the perfect illustration of the NBA’s growing global appeal: Two born-and-bred Russian hoops maniacs outside the American Airlines Arena before yesterday’s Heat vs. Moscow game. They painted their faces, wore ridiculous socks, used Yakov Smirnoff accents and made a hilarious Napoleon-analogy sign about “Leebron.”But…

Here’s Video of a Naked Teenage Jogger Being Tased

Yesterday we wrote about the brave police officer Tasing an 18-year-old man, now identified as Zak Anthony King, for the horrible crime of jogging completely nude save for a pair of swimming goggles in West Melbourne, Fl. Today, obviously, there’s video…

Poll: Crist and Rubio Would Tie If Meek Dropped Out

An interesting poll from Public Policy Polling, a Democratic-affiliated but usually accurate firm: If Kendrick Meek dropped out of the senate race, Charlie Crist and Marco Rubio would be in a dead heat. If Crist dropped out, Rubio would have a seven point lead over Meek. Meek says he won’t…