Dolphins Wait Until Last Possible Moment to Crap Themselves

The Miami Dolphins dominated pretty much every facet of the game against the Cleveland Browns yesterday, including rushing and passing yards. They even held a 16-10 lead with 43 seconds remaining.But because they are the Dolphins, they went ahead and did that thing where they go all epic fail on…

Karlos Dansby Throws Wet Sponges on Rumors of Firing Tony Sparano

Over the past ten years, if Dolphins fans haven’t been  talking about publicly drawing and quartering whatever unlucky sap is filling the quarterback role at Sun Life Stadium, they’ve likely yapping about burning the coach on a cross. Or, at least his contract.With a 0-2 record and the longest active…

Marlins Season Goes from Crap to Crappy to Unbe-f***ing-lievable

The Florida Marlins’ sad, sad season has gone from merely pathetic to positively ridiculous. Yesterday, the interwebs were atwitter with speculation over why the team suddenly sent closer Leo Nuñez to his native Dominican Republic only hours after helping the Fish defeat the Atlanta Braves.Well, last night we found out…

Marlins Closer Leo Núñez Was Playing Under a Fake Name

Marlins relief pitcher Leo Núñez, who’s racked up a career high 36 saves this season so far as the team’s closer, has mysteriously been suspended by the team and left the country, according to The Miami Herald. The report has precious few details. Nothing like a gold ol’ sports controversy…

21 of the Richest People in America Live in South Florida

The latest edition of the Forbes 400 is out, and 21 of the most filthy rich scions in America call humble little South Florida their primary home. Micky Arison, Miami Heat owner and Carnival Cruises CEO has the biggest moneybags in Miami with a net worth of $4.2 billion. That…