The Village of Merrick Park Changing Its Name to Merrick Shops

The Village of Merrick Park isn’t so much an actual village but rather a fancy open-air mall. Of course, it’s far too cushy to use the term “mall,” but fearing that the name caused some confusion, it’s officially renaming itself the Merrick Shops.The name change coincides with both the mall’s…

Lt. Gov. Jennifer Carroll Very Sorry For Insulting All Black Lesbians

Also read Lt. Gov. Jennifer Carroll Accused of Fling With Top Aide and Black Lesbians Are So Pissed At Jennifer Carroll Right Now.In one of the least predictable sagas of this summer of face-eating and Marlins-hating, conservative Gov. Jennifer Carroll was accused of getting caught in a lesbian affair with…

London 2012 Olympics: Introducing Your Florida Athletes

See also “Six South Florida Athletes To Keep Tabs On During the Games” and “London 2012 Olympics: South Florida Athletes (Photos)”Something called “the Olympic Spirit” is in the air, and suddenly, we’re suppose to care about equestrian sports and whether or not China is sending 10-year-olds to destroy capitalism whilst…

Marlins’ Logan Morrison Officially Grossed Out By Public Breastfeeding

Also read: “Logan Morrison is the Marlins’ tweeter-in-chief.”On Thursday afternoon, Miami Marlins outfielder and social-media savant Logan Morrison saw something at a local Nordstrom’s that shocked him to his core. No, not a two-for-one sale on Calvin Klein underwear. He chanced upon a mother breastfeeding her child in public. And…

Fix-A-Flat Butt Doc Oneal Morris Arrested for Manslaughter

Oneal Morris, the back-alley “doctor” who has been arrested several times on charges related to illegally injecting silicone concoctions cut with substances including cement and Fix-A-Flat, was arrested and charged with the manslaughter of Shatarka Nuby today. Nuby died in March due to complications from the injections. Nuby tragically had…

DJ Seasunz’s Murder Trial Begins

The trial of Juan Carlos Portieles, AKA DJ Seasunz, for the murder of his 18-year-old girlfriend Jaclyn Torrealba began this morning.Portieles was a well-known DJ who specialized in promoting and playing at all-ages parties. The 33-year-old man, who clearly didn’t like age restrictions, had been dating the barely legal Torrealba…

Historic Preservationist Seek to Save Miami Herald Building

Despite the fact it’s basically a big ugly box painted in a shade that resembles faded mustard, historic preservationists are trying to save the Miami Herald building by seeking historic status. That would, of course, impede Malaysian gambling magnate Genting Corp, which now owns the building and the land it…

Is Jeb Bush Preparing His 2016 Presidential Campaign?

Jeb Bush, whose main job since leaving Florida’s governor’s mansion has been not running for president, will continue the busy duties of not running for president this October by keynoting the Siouxland Chamber of Commerce Annual Dinner in Sioux City, Iowa.Of course, if the American media knows one thing, it’s…