Hard Knocks, Episode 2: Chad Johnson’s Epic Groin-Kick to Dolphins Fans

Over the past decade, your Miami Dolphins have resembled a resident of Hiroshima that moved to Nagasaki during World War II to escape the likelihood of bombing. “It’s probably much nicer and safer over there,” your Dolphins say. Inevitably, they’re pretty much screwed either way; it’s always an emotional bloodbath.So…

Evelyn Lozada Files for Divorce From Chad Johnson UPDATED

Evelyn Lozada has officially filed for divorce from her husband Chad Johnson after he was arrested on domestic violence charges this weekend. The couple has only been married since July 4.Update: Johnson has released a statement about his arrest, offering his “sincerest apologies” to fans. Click through for the full…

Chad Johnson Gets $100,000 Offer to Star in Porn

Because the world of adult entertainment is eminently classy, a pornography company has decided to capitalize on a domestic violence case for its own publicity purposes by offering Chad Johnson $100,000 to star in porn.Before Johnson was arrested this weekend and subsequently cut from the Miami Dolphins, he did tell…

Five Damn Good Reasons to Vote Down Miami’s Pit Bull Ban Today

Also read “Pit Bull Ban Spurs Dog Fight”Even if dozens of party primaries don’t get your blood pressure up, there’s one compelling ballot item that should drive you to the polls today: For the first time since 1989, Miamians have a chance to strike down one of the nation’s dumbest…

Chris Paciello, Former SoBe Kingpin, Beats DUI Charges

Ever notice how some of Miami’s most connected, bold-faced names always somehow get their DUIs reduced to reckless driving charges? It was a recurring theme in our rundown of celeb mug shots.Well, controversial South Beach nightlife icon Chris Paciello is the latest to join the club. He’s escaped DUI charges…

Pictures: A-Rod Lists Miami Beach Mansion for $38 Million

Yankees slugger Alex Rodriguez’s Miami real estate situation has been almost as tumultuous as his love life since divorcing his ex-wife Cynthia in 2008.In his latest real estate move, A-Rod has listed his nine-bedroom Miami Beach mansion for a whopping $38 million. He bought and began renovating the house in…