Ozzie Guillen Is Back On Twitter, Forgot How To Use Periods

After announcing that he was sending his last Tweet ever back in May, Miami Marlins manager Ozzie Guillen is officially back on the social networking and giving his period key a workout. Like, we seriously are wondering if Guillen has forgotten the correct way to type in his months-long Twitter…

DNC 2012: Julian Castro Speech Makes for Some Awkward Signs

Republicans are pros at pandering. When they come to Miami, they always appear at Versailles Café and rage about the Cuban regime. And, of course, they held their convention in Tampa last week in an effort to court curmudgeonly Florida voters.Democrats? Not so much. They are sure to have lost…

Hard Knocks, Episode Five: The Bachelorette Looks Like American Gladiators By Comparison

Cheer up, third-round pick/emo perpetually sad-faced tight end/ likely-illustrator-of-fantastical-scenes-involving-dragons-and-Asian-counterculture-anti-heros-during-team-film-sessions / wouldn’t-make-any-other-team’s-53-man-roster-except-the-piece-of-shit-Jets Michael Egnew – HBO’s Hard Knocks featuring your Miami Dolphins has officially ended!Of course, it ended with a final-cut heavy episode full of enough tears to make a 3 a.m. Lifetime Network cameo sandwiched between Ghost and Steel Magnolias…

305 Photo of the Day: Bomber

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RNC Madness: Scenes From a Week Among the GOP Faithful in Tampa

Amid the sound, fury, and heated arguments between 82-year-old actors and empty chairs at the Republican National Convention in Tampa, I stopped briefly to listen to Mommy Lobby President Cindy Chafian argue with a French blogger. “All I’m saying is that there should be a 48-hour cool-off period and mandatory…

Evelyn Lozada Breaks Silence: Johnson “Needs To Get Help”

Evelyn Lozada will make her first public statement since her estranged husband Chad Johnson’s arrest in a teary interview scheduled to air in full on ABC’s Nightline tonight. While she says that she still loves Johnson, she says that she will not reconcile or speak with him and hopes that…