Vase Smasher Maximo Caminero Pleads Not Guilty

Despite the fact that there’s no doubt Máximo Caminero walked into Pérez Art Museum Miami and smashed a vase by artist Ai Weiwei (it’s on video, after all), Caminero has pleaded not guilty to the charges against him. See also: Miami Artist Destroyed $1M Ai Weiwei Vase Because PAMM “Only…

305 Photo of the Day: Stop

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Florida Has Lost $5 Billion in Ponzi Schemes Since 2008

The Ponzi scheme epidemic of 2008 kicked off with part-time Palm Beach resident Bernie Madoff, and then hit Florida much harder than most states. That’s the consensus of a new Forbes analysis, which found that Florida was second in total number of dollars lost to Ponzis, trailing only New York,…

Charlie Crist and His Wife Move Back to Fisher Island

Charlie Crist may be running on a “man of the people” platform, but that hasn’t stopped him from moving to Florida’s most expensive and exclusive zip code. Crist and his wife Carol Rome are apparently spending so much time in South Florida that they’re now renting a condo on ritzy…

Lawmaker Wants To Drug Test Every Single Elected Official In Florida

On the one hand, mass drug testing laws are inherently evil and unconstitutional. But on the other, required screening for the same elected officials who keep trying to force drug tests on welfare recipients and minimum wage-earning state employees would be beautifully ironic — especially in the wake of one…

Miami’s First Marijuana School Could Open in April

Miamians hoping to take their careers to a higher level might get the chance as soon as next month. Medical marijuana may still be a pipe dream in Florida, but Jeremy Bufford, the founder of Medical Marijuana Tampa, says he’s planning to open South Florida’s first school aimed at teaching…

Jesus Shuttlesworth Saved the Heat on Sunday

Who do you turn to when you’ve lost your way? Jesus. Because Jesus Shuttlesworth saves. It was Sunday after all. Ray Allen, AKA “Jesus Shuttlesworth,” held a come to Jesus meeting Sunday afternoon, scoring 14 of his Miami Heat career high 25 points in the decisive fourth quarter of the…

Study: Miamians Can’t Afford Nice Cars

It shouldn’t come as much of a surprise in a city where people often live above their means, but a new study show that Miamians simply can’t afford all those flashy cars they’re driving around town. A new study by Interest.com found that Miamians living on the median income level…

Someone Is Feeding All of Gould’s Friendly Raccoons to Pythons

The raccoons of Cauley Square will nibble on your shoe laces, crawl over your feet and brush up against your legs. They are wild but not rabid. They are cuddly but also conniving. Emboldened by decades of free reign, these intelligent creatures have turned treacherous. And they are legion. That’s…

Sorry, That New Sun Life Stadium Deal Is Still a Ripoff

When news leaked early this week about Stephen Ross’ revised plans to renovate Sun Life Stadium, most taxpayers had the same knee-jerk reaction: Victory! Just a year after public outrage helped sink Ross’ request for $127 million from the county, the Dolphins’ owner was now ready to open his own…