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Dirty Dozen 2024: Miami’s Most Cringeworthy Characters
Because apparently it takes all kinds to make a Magic City.
Dear Santa: Five Things Dolphins Fans Want for Christmas This Year
What does the Miami Dolphins fan really want Santa to bring this year?
The 10 Most “Miami” New Times Headlines of 2024: A List
Miami sure Miami’d a lot this year.
Former U.S. Rep. Matt Gaetz Paid 17-Year-Old for Sex, Ethics Report Found
Among other things, the report found that Gaetz paid multiple women – as well as a 17-year-old girl – for sex.
Chop Robinson’s “Wood Chop” Is the NFL’s Coolest Sack Dance
Every sack by “Demeioun” Chop Robinson brings a celebratory simulated wood chop.
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“Shrooms in the Mini-Fridge?” Best Miami Beach Hotels for DINKs (As Told to Reddit)
“We had some of the best erotic loving.”
The Alexander Twins Were Accused of Gang Rape Back in 2003
A North Miami Beach police report from 2003 offers a glimpse into an early allegation of sexual assault involving the twins.
You Can Now Find Miami New Times on Bluesky, Reddit
News gets around. So do we.
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Top 11 New Times News Stories of 2024
2024 was a year filled with Matt Gaetz’s eyebrows, Laura Loomer, Donald Trump, and Miami Super Bowl streakers.
What Lies Beneath: 35 Miami Buildings Are Sinking – Is Yours One of Them?
Miami isn’t built on solid ground – it’s more like a giant sponge of limestone and sand.
Floridians Will Lose Access to Pornhub in 2025 (Well, Kinda)
In protest of a new state law, Pornhub is revoking access for Floridians starting on New Year’s Day.
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We’ve Got Ryan Murphy’s Next Netflix Hit All Teed Up: The Alexander Brothers
It’s never too soon to cast this binge-watchable series-to-be!
This Company Will Pay You to Smoke Weed in Miami (Yes, Really)
To qualify, you must be 21 or older, hold a Florida medical cannabis card, and live in South Florida.
2025 Marlins Jersey Giveaways: Flanigan’s Fest Is Back!
Start spreading the news!
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The Case of the Not-Neutered Canines: A Miami Springs True-Crime Tale
Intact dogs may frolic freely at Miami-Dade County dog parks, but Miami Springs has a tight tether on dangling scrotums.
Internet Doctors Clip to Sound Like Tua Wants to Go on Vacation After 20-12 Loss to Texans
Tua’s altered comment likely came across zillions of “For You” timelines, leading many to believe it’s what he actually said.
Elon Musk Eyes $100M West Palm Beach Condo Amid MAGA Bromance
New Times hears Elon has had enough of sleeping on Trump’s orange-stained sheets at Mar-a-Lago.
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Crowdfunding Efforts Spring Up to Defend “Delay, Deny, Depose” Florida Woman
The 42-year-old Lakeland woman is being held in jail on a $100,000 bond.
Who Is the Israeli “Hummus Hunk” Accused of Sexual Assault Alongside Alexander Bros?
Once dubbed “New York’s Hummus Hunk,” Ohad Fisherman now faces sexual-assault charges alongside the Alexander brothers.
Alexander Brothers Attended Trump’s White House Hanukkah Party in 2020
Oren, Tal, and Alon Alexander dined on kosher food at Donald Trump’s Hanukkah celebration in December 2020.
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Oren and Alon Alexander Hit With Sexual Battery Charge for “Gang Rape”
Miami Dade prosecutors charged Oren and Alon Alexander and Ohad Fisherman with felony sexual battery.