Obama Is Going to Cuba, and No One in Miami Is Really That Pissed

When the news broke last night that Obama will head to Cuba next month — becoming the first sitting president to visit since 1928 — it swept through Miami like a tropical storm. Pot-banging protesters stormed the streets of Little Havana, molotov cocktails were flung at consulates of nations friendly…

Cyclists Celebrate Reopening of Venetian Causeway February 29

Miami cyclists finally have a reason to celebrate. The main bicycle link between the mainland and Miami Beach, the Venetian Causeway, will reopen in a little over a week after a nine-month closure for repairs. Karim Nahim, the manager of the Miami Bike Shop, says the store is already feeling…

Open-Carry Bill Is Officially Dead in Florida

Usually when the NRA and other gun groups say jump, Florida’s Republican-controlled legislature says “How high and how many guns should we carry when we do it?” But there’s a few gun fantasies that are just a bridge too far for even some Floridians.  Yesterday, Sen. Miguel Diaz de la Portilla,…

Homeless Keys Man Takes Backhoe on Wild Seven Mile Bridge Joyride

Just after midnight yesterday, 911 dispatchers in the Florida Keys received a barrage of odd calls: A backhoe, witnesses said, was wildly flinging boulders across the Seven Mile Bridge and into the water. Thus began America’s strangest police chase of the year. Over the next three hours, a small army…

Jeb Bush Tweets a Picture of His Gun With the Word “America”

Jeb Bush, who is currently sitting in last place in national polls of all remaining major Republican candidates, just tweeted a picture of what’s assumedly his personal gun (you can tell, because it has his name embossed on it) with the word “America.” It’s a truly bizarre Tweet, that underlies the…

Hit-and-Runs Surged to More Than 92,000 in Florida Last Year

2015 was a record-breaking year for hit-and-run accidents in the state of Florida last year. The Florida Highway Patrol reports that the state had 92,623 hit-and-run accidents last year, about an 8,000 accident rise since 2014. That resulted in more than 19,000 injuries and a total of 186 fatalties. 18,345 hit-and-runs…

Alan Grayson Calls Patrick Murphy a “Lickspittle Pillock”

It’s no secret that the Democratic “establishment,” at both the state and national level, would much rather Rep. Alan Grayson stay out of the race to replace Marco Rubio in the Senate. They’ve always preferred Rep. Patrick Murphy. He’s got the backing of the Democratic Senatorial Campaign Committee and a host of…

Pat Riley Needs to Be Patient or Retire

“The most difficult thing for individuals to do when they become part of a team is to sacrifice, it is much easier to be selfish.” — Pat Riley Arguably the most memorable, and consistently-sports-relative part of Pat Riley’s book The Winner Within is a portion where he speaks about an…

260 Exotic Animals Have Escaped in Florida in the Past Decade

Alot of weird things happen in Florida. On Friday we’re here to bring you the oddest. This week: the stats on escaped wild animals in Florida, an alligator flung through a Wendy’s window, and a criminal 8-year-old.  Florida Has an Exotic Animal Escape Problem  It seems like every other week…