Nearly 40 Percent of Floridians Think Ted Cruz Might Be Zodiac Killer

For nearly a decade, the mysterious Zodiac killer terrorized the Bay Area by brutally murdering young couples and then taunting police and the press with cryptic notes. The killer was never found. Unless he’s now a front-running GOP presidential contender? A rumor that the long-sought after serial killer is actually…

Pro-Trump Super PAC’s Robocall: “Don’t Vote for a Cuban”

This is the most diverse group of legitimate presidential contenders America has ever seen. One the Democratic side you’ve got both the first woman and first Jew to ever win a primary. On the Republican side, those left standing include two Cuban-Americans and an African-American. Regardless of the rest of…

Trump Crushes Rubio 44-28 in Florida Poll

If Marco Rubio is actually going to win the Republican nomination at some point he’ll actually have to win, you know, some primaries. While some in the media and establishment (perhaps out of blind hope) have positioned him as the one to beat, he hasn’t actually performed better than second…

Zac Efron and the Rock to Film Baywatch in Miami Beach Next Week

Hold onto your flotation device — the stars of the new Baywatch movie are coming to Miami Beach. And though you shouldn’t expect to see David Hasselhoff bare-chested running slow-motion across our city’s sands in red shorts, you may just catch sight of cast members Zac Efron or Dwayne “The…

Could Donald Trump Pick Rick Scott as His Running Mate?

One of political writer’s favorite games to play to fill out column inches is “Who would ______ pick as their running mate?” Political writers, however, haven’t spent much time thinking about who Donald Trump would pick, mostly because they’re still more focused on whether or not Trump can actually win…

Miami Marlins Ban Beards, Because That Will Probably Turn Things Around

The Miami Marlins, a professional baseballing team and a suspected longform improv troupe specializing in dark comedy, have tried everything in recent years to turn their fortunes around: a new stadium, three different managers, and occasional star signings followed by roster shaking trades. Nothing has worked.  Well, maybe just maybe newly…

Anonymous Hackers Post Home Address of Miami Police Union Chief Javier Ortiz

Earlier this month, Miami Police union chief Javier Ortiz used his Facebook account to post the cell phone number of a woman who had filmed an officer speeding. He urged his followers to call her. Now, in response, a group identifying itself as part of the hacking collective Anonymous has posted Ortiz’s personal information through social media, a practice known as doxxing.

A South Florida Boxing Rivalry Leads to Cold-Blooded Murder

Some boxers enter the ring scowling dead-eyed at their opponents. But Stan Stanisclasse could never pull it off. His smile came too easily — it’d just creep unbidden across his face. So he began most bouts with a little dance instead, stomping and sliding his feet back and forth in…