Here Are Miami’s Most Charming Neighborhoods (According to Math)

How do you quantify “charm?” Well, the website RentLingo thinks its figured out the mathematics behind what makes an area “charming” and have ranked Miami as America’s most charming mid-sized city. That’s a nice counterpoint to yesterday’s assertion that Miami was the 8th worst city to live in America by…

Ben Carson Pressured to Run for Rubio’s Senate Seat

The race to replace Marco Rubio in the Senate is already one of the strangest soap opera-worthy down ballot races in the nation, and it might get even more bizarre. GOP operatives are apparently pressuring Ben Carson to make an official exit from the presidential primary to run for Senate…

U.S. News Names Miami Eighth-Worst City to Live In

US News and World Reports, the also-ran news weekly famed for its rankings of colleges and universities, has decided to try and work its rankings magic on cities. The magazine ranked America’s 100 biggest cities by livability. Miami came in 93rd out of 100, or 8th worst.  To come to…

Ranking South Florida’s Creepiest Mascots

On Monday night the Los Angeles Clippers unveiled their new mascot: Chuck the California Condor. Unfortunately for Clippers fans, it was not free therapy session giveaway night. The image of Chuck will haunt their dreams until the end of time. Chuck’s ill-fated debut got us thinking; Which of our South Florida…

Will Rick Scott Endorse Donald Trump on Super Tuesday?

Today is a day the GOP establishment never could have imagined. If neither Marco Rubio nor Ted Cruz surge in the dozen states casting primary ballots on this Super Tuesday, Donald Trump could all but wrap up a Republican presidential nomination tonight. And there are hints that Florida’s Trump-lite governor,…

Donald Trump Sues Five Neighbors of Doral Golf Course

If you’ve been on the internet today you’ve probably seen John Oliver’s epic takedown of Donald Trump (AKA Donald Drumpf). The HBO comedian takes a shot at Trump’s tendency to threaten to sue people without ever actually filing suit. True, Trump never did get around to taking Rosie O’Donnell to court,…

Marco Rubio Hints That Donald Trump Has a Tiny Penis

With twelve states ready to cast their primary votes in Super Tuesday tomorrow, Marco Rubio has very little left to lose. Yes, Rubio has finally managed to consolidate the establishment GOP behind him. But his best finish so far is second place, and Donald Trump is obliterating him in polls…