Art Bypass

It’s the busiest place in South Florida, a $500-million-per-year business that every twelve months sees more than 26 million people come to call. But the roof leaks, some of the walls are collapsing, and the carpets are filthy. Even the man who runs Miami International Airport admits that in many…

The Ogg Man

…Ogggg! Oggggggggggg! Oggggggggggggggggggg! Ogggg! Oggggggggggg! Oggggggggggggggggggg! Ogggg! Oggggggggggg! Oggggggggggggggggggg! Ogggg! Oggggggggggg! Oggggggggggggggggggg!… In sports, the cliche goes, everybody loves a winner. Borderline and mediocre players don’t get any respect. Don’t get product endorsements, don’t get championship rings, don’t get the undying adulation of crowds. Well, don’t believe everything you hear…

Oggianatm

On a sunny Tuesday morning last week, just hours before the Heat hosted the Los Angeles Lakers, Alan Ogg – speaking from his new Miami Beach apartment – offered a rare glimpse inside the private life of a public phenomenon. Age: 23 Birthday: July 5, 1967 Birthstone: Ruby Zodiac Sign:…

Weather People

Let us now explain lightning and thunder, and then whirlwinds, firewinds, and thunderbolts: for the cause of all of them must be assumed to be the same.

Dirty Money

I want to be very wealthy, and I’ll be glad to tell you when I’ve accomplished that goal. John Ellis Bush, son of the president The photograph is unexceptional, according to those who have inspected it, similar to pictures seen in the homes and offices of self-important people everywhere. An…

River Rats

“We nuked it, is what happened,” says Capt. Jim Ratican, gesturing from the wood-paneled pilothouse of the Miami River tug Big Al toward the SW Second Avenue bridge. The battered southern span of the bridge, out of commission since December, when it was struck by the Panamanian freighter Rio Miami…

Back from Baghdad

Three hours before the first U.S. fighter jets left central Saudi Arabia for Baghdad, Kiren Chaudhry sighed and told the 99th reporter of the week what she had just told me: that the sanctions against Iraq were working. She’d been in Iraq a week and a half before, tagging along…

Black Death

Unless the three-week-old Gulf war becomes bloody beyond precedent, one segment of Greater Miami’s population may be safer manning the front lines of battle than at home on the streets of its own neighborhoods. Throughout the county, a young black man now stands a better chance of being killed between…

Nightcrawlers

While starting an overnighting business is now relatively simple – a car, a camera, a map of the city, and any FM radio scanner – technology may soon be complicating the process. Many municipalities, including the cities of Miami and Miami Beach, have switched their police and fire transmissions to…

Just Another Night at the Office

This one is a 3:00 a.m. car wreck, DUI probably, a silver Camaro that screamed into an alley just south of the Marina 8 theaters and couldn’t dodge a parked flat-bed stacked high with baling wire. The driver of the car survived, leaving behind a forehead-shaped crimson stain on the…

Alberto Gonzalez — Wild Man at the Plate

TITO HERNANDEZ: This is Tito Hernandez speaking. These are the headlines of today’s most important news, which we offer you in this edition of El Noticiero La Mogolla, the hottest radio news program in Miami, the capital of el exilio. ORLANDO RAMOS: The public is astonished by the scandal of…

The Man and the Mouth

As any political satirist knows, an impressive array of enemies is at least as important for success as legions of supporters. Alberto Gonzalez revels in his enemies’ list. Not everyone in his hall of shame is a politician, even though Gonzalez asserts, “With very few exceptions, all the politicians I…

Take This Commissioner, Please!

If Miami Beach politics is a joke, Abe Hirschfeld is the punch line. Even in a city hall where the mayor is under investigation by the Feds; where some commissioners view their offices as extensions of their private businesses; where proclamations are issued in honor of politically connected, world-class drug…

Letters From Haiti

We were just standing around in somebody’s yard, as I recall. I didn’t know the guy but I was eating his food and drinking his beer. I was talking to my friend Dan, a furniture refinisher, artist, and skull collector, and he said, “We’re going to Haiti.” I didn’t know…

Letter From Haiti

Nearly five years ago, on February 7, 1986, after President-for-Life Jean-Claude Duvalier fled the country, I found myself wandering through the crumbling streets of Port-au-Prince, gazing at thousands of Haitians who, for the first time in a generation, appeared to be genuinely happy. They seemed as though they would explode…

Pulp City

Mack Bennett poured his fifth cup of coffee and lit another Marlboro Light. The window shades were up, but no shadows were cast; it was high noon. Time to get to work, Mack Bennett thought to himself. He was alone in the cramped office, and he held at arm’s length…

Aye, Skipper!

The chairman of CBS was not happy. Delegates to the 1968 Republican National Convention in Miami Beach were preparing to name Richard Nixon their candidate for president, and William Paley, relaxing in the Bahamas, wanted news. From his vacation home, Paley could pick up CBS affiliate WTVJ, Channel 4 in…

My Ship of Fools

“They dragged them out of a little house there and chained ’em to a light pole on the dock. There was two of them. Everyone was running around grabbing tires, kids and women rolling tires up the dock and dumping ’em around the pole. Me and Monkey Betts was coming…

The Man Who Armed Iraq

The Reagan Administration engaged in a massive effort to supply arms and military supplies to the Iraqi regime of Saddam Hussein during the Iran-Iraq war, a three-month investigation has revealed. Some of those efforts appear not only to have violated federal law but also the terms of a U.S. government…

Speak of the Devil

If Carl Raschke is right, America is going straight to Hell. And Raschke’s right. Just ask him. He has no doubt that the creeping terror of Satanism is a threat to this country, and he’s equally certain that critics of his research are wrong. Dead wrong. As proof, Raschke offers…

There Ought to Be a Law

Sexual harassment is not the normal healthy interactions which have been taking place between men and women for as long as there have been men and women. Introduction to Dade County Affirmative Action’s sexual harassment training handbook Sexual harassment legislation, long a murky area in the law, has begun to…