Monkey See, Monkey Do, Monkey Sue

She is an ordinary three-pound monkey, a brown Java macaque (also known as a crab-eating macaque), languishing in a cage at a veterinary clinic just over the Dade County line in Pembroke Park. She arrived in mid-July after Pedro Diaz, who had stopped with his wife and daughter in Homestead…

The Canyon

By Steven Almond Ruby Breathing deeply the minted smoke of a stove-lit Kool, Ruby stared out at the tree in her front yard, a massive ficus with limbs that grew out instead of up and littered leaves the shape of pursed lips onto the dirt below. Young boys were gathered…

The King Was Shot but Survived

Five years ago, just before a grand jury indicted Hialeah Mayor Raul Martinez on eight federal corruption charges, the charismatic politician infuriated U.S. prosecutors by claiming to a local television station that the government had offered to drop all charges if he would resign. (It was Martinez who made the…

Battling, Bungling Bureaucrats

With $26 million on the line, the City of Miami didn’t want to take any chances. So before requesting a generous grant from the U.S. Department of Housing and Urban Development, the city spent months of time and more than $10,000 training employees to fill out the complicated grant application…

Wanted: Verse

His first published works appeared in the April 20 edition of New Times, and like many a literary debut, they went virtually unnoticed. Nonetheless, tucked away on page 105, under the “Jewelry” heading, were two texts that read as follows: Thus was the world introduced to William Broder — rogue…

Standing Still

Local preservationists are a persistent lot with a higher frustration threshold than most. For every small triumph — a stay of demolition here, a historic designation there — they suffer several losses, usually delivered by a wrecking ball. Besides widespread apathy toward their cause, they must cope with constraints of…

Dade’s Greatest Hits

Once, the two-mile-long stretch of scenic bayfront property along Brickell Avenue was lined with dozens of estates, mansions set in a lush subtropical setting. Jeweler Louis C. Tiffany lived on the street that came to be called Millionaire’s Row; so did lawyer and politician William Jennings Bryan and Miami Beach…

The Hell with History

In 1925 a group of little old ladies got it into their bonneted heads that there was something special about an abandoned building near the mouth of the Miami River, something worth saving. Built nearly a century earlier by plantation owner William English, the single-story limestone-and-wood structure had served as…

Rising Women in Deep Sand

For the past year Miami Herald staffer Donna Gehrke has been developing a new magazine, one that would focus attention on the contributions made by women from the Florida Keys to Palm Beach County. “We really want to be a special voice for women in South Florida,” says Gehrke, a…

Battle by Proxy

Miami environmental activist Barbara Lange recalls the first time she laid eyes on George Barley. It was several years ago and the man was holding forth at a meeting of Florida environmentalists, individuals who, to a person, had dedicated a significant amount of their lives to protecting the natural ecosystem…

Seeing Things

Fernando Lamigueiro, Jr., and another kid were strolling through bird Drive Park looking for trouble. A gangly sixteen-year-old with coal-black hair that curled past his shoulders, Fernando had run away from home a few weeks earlier. It was March of 1985, Youth Fair time, a Friday evening, and he and…

A Meaner, Leaner Latin Builders Association

Since taking over as president of the Latin Builders Association (LBA) last fall, Carlos Herrera has tried to chart a new direction for the powerful lobbying organization. He argues that over the past decade the LBA has lost sight of its real mission, which is to protect Dade County’s construction…

The Thrill of the Hunt

Carlos Herrera stands in the family room of his Kendall home, encircled by the hauntingly vacant stares of more than two dozen dead animals. Herrera killed each of them — deer, elk, caribou, moose, impala, buffalo. Twenty-eight animals in all, their heads cut off and stuffed, their eyes replaced with…

Building Block

Four years ago Guillermo Rodriguez was a Cuban-American kid with dreams of becoming an architect, but not a whole lot of money. He’d just earned a two-year degree in architecture from Miami-Dade Community College and was trying to decide where to go next. Private schools such as the University of…

Bin There, Done That

If you’re a Metrorail rider, you’re accustomed to inconveniences. Track work, trains that run late, fellow passengers whose hygiene practices leave something to be desired, garbage cans that aren’t around when you need one. Better to hum along with Gloria Estefan on your Walkman, practice your deep-breathing exercises, read the…

Busy Signals

This is a test: You are the assistant manager of a city that is hurtling toward bankruptcy. Your boss, the city manager, has already called for massive cuts in staffing and services. One of your duties is to oversee the distribution of 140 cellular phones, which cost your town more…

Witness to Fitness

It’s a sunny afternoon. You’re out strolling along Washington Avenue, dodging the tanned in-line skaters as they dart among knots of oblivious models, model wanna-be’s, and shirtless muscle boys in Daisy Dukes and combat boots. As you approach the South Beach Pub near Seventh Street, you look up and notice…

Dialing Your Dollars

Billy Hardemon was on the phone, and Billy Hardemon sounded…well, he sounded worried. “I understand you’ve been looking at my cellular phone records,” fretted Metro Commissioner James Burke’s chief of staff. “I just want you to know up-front that this office operates by the book.” While it is certainly understandable…

Barring Inquiry

Lawrence Wigdor’s beef with his Enchanted Lake neighbors puts a new spin on “Not in My Back Yard” — a literal one. The retired real estate broker has met with officials from the local U.S. Attorney’s Office, alleging vote fraud in the approval process for two resident-financed guardhouses in the…

Everything Is Relative

Province of Asti. Maldonado. Lamentin. Fujisawa. Kaohsiung. Montes de Oca. The names are virtual incantations, mellifluous evocations of exotic faraway climes in Italy, Uruguay, Guadeloupe, Japan, Taiwan, and Costa Rica. But these international metropolises bear an inextricable local link. More than mere tourist destinations, each has been adopted as a…

Punt

You probably weren’t at the Orange Bowl on June 24. You probably spent that Saturday rejoicing at the end of a week of torrential rain. Maybe you went to the beach, or headed out to a park for a picnic. There’s a good chance you were at home, using a…

Forgive and Forget

Now you see them. Now you don’t. Such is the ephemeral nature of officers’ disciplinary records at the Metro-Dade Police Department. Thanks to the strenuous negotiating efforts of the Police Benevolent Association (PBA), the union that represents Metro-Dade cops, black marks are periodically purged from departmental personnel files. According to…