A Chicken in Every Pot, a Boob on Every Tube

Ooooh yes. Oh yes. Yes. Yes,” moaned a voice deep inside Miami City Hall. No, it wasn’t Mayor Steve Clark having his back scratched (or scratching someone else’s). Nor was it Commissioner Miller Dawkins on the phone with deposed Haitian strongman Raoul Cedras. The aural display of orgasmic pleasure emanated…

But Will It Play in Peoria?

The Cuban flag parts down the middle like a curtain, opening onto sunlit scenes of Havana. A bus driver in a spanking red and white uniform sits patiently on a concrete stoop. A man takes a gusty toke from his cigar and a smoky haze envelops the Capitolio, the former…

Which Twin Has the Sony? Part 2

It’s official: Miami’s own Gabriel Castillo is the one and only Gaby Gabriel. With an assist from entertainment lawyer Richard Wolfe, the 43-year-old percussionist/vocalist induced Sony Discos to back down and change the name of their Gaby Gabriel, a 25-year-old Dominican merenguero named Humberto Gabriel Lantigua. The Cuban-born Castillo, orchestra…

The Man Who Would Be Fidel

A sense of timelessness pervades the lobby of Teatro Trail, a former movie house located on SW Eighth Street at 37th Avenue, right where the littered sidewalks of Little Havana intersect with the manicured lawns of Coral Gables. Oil paintings of idyllic country landscapes and quaint village scenes of a…

Terms of Enragement

From afar, Miami Beach’s Art Deco aficionados seem to be a unified bunch, waging a common struggle against forces that threaten the architectural and artistic legacy of that bygone era. Recently, however, a most uncivil feud has broken out amid the pastels, pitting Art Deco exponents against one another. And…

Crime and Politics, Part 2

Steve Mann was on his way to work one morning last November, when a golden-brown Mercedes sports car caught his eye. “I noticed it because I’ve always liked cars, and it’s not the type of car you see every day, especially in those colors,” Mann recalls. The car, which he…

24 Hours a Stray

The day, as usual, begins with death, or at least its threats. A dog strays into the early-morning rush hour traffic on Miller Road, gets hit by a car, stumbles over to the swale, and collapses. By the time Jorge Yera arrives 45 minutes later, the dog, a Dalmatian, has…

Fare Trade

Tuesday, December 5, 10:50 p.m. The doors to the Metro-Dade County Commission chambers swing open and a half-dozen men walk in. Art Teele glances across the room. He does not look pleased. Not that the casual observer would immediately pick up on this. A master pol like Teele does not…

One Million and Counting

The Humane Society’s four drivers aren’t the only animal-rescue personnel plying the county’s streets. The Dade County pound, officially known as the Metro-Dade Animal Care & Control Division, has its own crew of about fifteen drivers. Though the Humane Society and Animal Care & Control are regularly confused, and their…

Sorry Buddy, the Employee Lot’s a Mile Up Collins, on Your Left

The employees of the posh Bal Harbour Shops are used to treating their well-heeled customers like royalty, as indeed some of them are. But many staffers say the mall management treats them like peons, especially when it comes to the common yet ticklish question of parking. Each year, during five…

Going Deutsch with Tycoon Thomas

There’s nothing like going shopping with someone else’s money, and there’s no one like Thomas Kramer, the German financier who has sunk millions into South Beach real estate, to teach South Florida how it ought to be done. The 38-year-old self-described asset manager has been buying chunks of prime property…

SHUMANJI

PE.Over the past three decades, you have amassed fame, fortune, and — most important of all — respect. Heck, you even have your own steakhouse! But there are evil forces out there working against you: The maniacal owner. The fickle press. The expectorating linebacker. Late in the fourth quarter of…

Land of Opportunity

Jose Milton became nearly a half-million dollars richer on June 20. The well-heeled Coral Gables contractor didn’t win the lottery, cash in an exceptionally prescient stock investment, cut a lucrative real estate deal, or come into a windfall inheritance. Like thousands of his fellow Dade Countians, Milton simply appealed the…

A Taxing Process

The Dade County Property Appraisal Department uses a mass-appraisal system, dividing the county into a grid of one-square-mile areas that are examined for changes in property values at least once a year. County appraisers employ a variety of techniques to verify values: They examine recent sales, as well as sales…

Search and Schnauzer

The narcotics unit of the North Miami Beach Police Department had just set up surveillance this past March 30, and already the operation had hit a snag. Overworked and pressing to keep up with their superiors’ demands for increased arrests, Sgt. Steve Diaz’s squad couldn’t get anyone to sell their…

The Kingmaker

Herman Echevarria wasn’t running for anything, but he was campaigning as he never had before. Seated at a long table that took up most of a sound booth at WQBA-AM (1140), starched white shirt sleeves rolled up, Echevarria, president of the Hialeah City Council, held a finger above a blinking…

Bugged!

Early in the afternoon of an unseasonably hot autumn day, an old flatbed truck with wooden side panels and dozens of limp, multicolor fiberglass “snakes” hanging from its back pulls into the narrow driveway of a ranch-style house in a quiet upper-middle-class neighborhood near Dadeland in South Miami. Though someone…

The Reports of My Death Are Greatly Exaggerated

At the spot where the Miami River meets Dupont Plaza, Miami Vice Mayor Willy Gort grasps a large pair of scissors, slices a fuchsia ribbon, opens the Brickell Avenue bridge, and fuels rampant rumors that Mayor Steve Clark faces imminent death. The moment seems morbidly appropriate: Clark’s political image, after…

Cuba Bound, Part 2

It had been one of Dave Shaw’s best trips to Havana. Clear skies. A steady wind. “No worries,” as the Key West sailboat captain liked to say. That is, until Shaw pulled up to the Texaco fuel dock at Key West’s Conch Harbor on Saturday, December 9, and was greeted…

The Best Defense Money Can Buy

If there was one moment that best highlighted the difference in style between defense attorneys Roy Black and Albert Krieger, it occurred on the very first morning of jury selection. Krieger rose solemnly from his chair, almost seeming to bow before his audience of prospective jurors. “Good morning, ladies and…

The Trial of Willy & Sal

If America learned anything from the O.J. Simpson trial, it was the value of the courtroom as theater. But not every blockbuster can emanate from Hollywood, and most will never be televised. And so it is hardly surprising that the last great drug trial of the cocaine-cowboy Eighties is taking…

Sal Speaks

It is unlikely that either Willy Falc centsn or Sal Magluta will take the stand during their trial, but in a 30-minute conversation with New Times earlier this month, Magluta talked publicly for the first time since his arrest. Speaking by phone from the federal jail in downtown Miami, Magluta…