Getting Wasted at 35,000 Feet

There are more than a few travelers in this world who wouldn’t shed a tear upon learning that airlines throw out tons of uneaten food every day. Even chow that has gone unserved by the end of a flight is given the heave-ho. This wasteful practice doesn’t warm the hearts…

Black or Blue

Assistant City Clerk Maria Argudin handed a slip of scratch paper to the four City of Miami elected officials who weren’t facing federal corruption charges. Each politico dutifully scrawled his own name at the top, and underneath that the name of the person he believed should replace Miller Dawkins, who…

The Old School of Power

The day begins early and ends late for Pat Tornillo. He rises at 5:30 a.m. to take his vigorous morning walk along Brickell Avenue — his mind already alive with plans, for he has many jobs to do. Most mornings, he arranges a breakfast meeting, either at his office near…

Freedom Fighters

What was perhaps the biggest disappointment in all of Diobelys Hurtado’s 24 years came in the spring of 1992, when the coach of Cuba’s powerhouse national boxing team told him he wouldn’t be going to Barcelona to compete in the Olympics. Though the elusive right-hander with the surprising left hook…

Shillin’ with Mike and Don

By all accounts, the recent Mike TysonBruce Seldon fight in Las Vegas was a fiasco, but it was a financially rewarding one for those involved. Seldon, who was knocked out (or at least down) after 109 seconds of awkward combat in the ring, reportedly left town with five million dollars…

Big Stink

The smoke from the contraband Cohiba languidly wreathes the bar, mingling with the law-abiding haze produced by locally rolled cigars. Most of the 147 guests at the Cigar Club of Miami’s Wednesday-night smoker at the Astor Hotel are happily puffing Morro Castles and Domino Parks donated by the Caribbean Cigar…

Never a Last Tango

Again and again on a Friday night, Hector Perez Paez walks over to a mound of chalk on the floor to the left of the stage at Gaucho’s Cafe, an Argentine restaurant tucked into a corner of SW Eighth Street. The tango instructor rubs the slick soles of his brown…

Agents of Deception

Michael Wixted and Michael Boze met at Miami International Airport on Saturday, June 10, 1995, for the purpose of thwarting a federal crime. Word was out that their bosses, high-level supervisors at the U.S. Immigration and Naturalization Service (INS), were preparing to hoodwink a visiting congressional delegation. The seven representatives…

Excess Baggage

This is not a joke: The City of Miami Beach has intentionally reduced the number of parking spaces available on weekends. Toward midnight on Friday and Saturday, at about the same time that half the population of South Florida is crossing the causeways for some unabashed frivolity, city workers assiduously…

Why Recycle?

It’s unlikely that you will ever meet Alan L. Stein, even though you indirectly pay part of his salary and, a little more directly, you work for him. Stein lives in Houston, Texas, and holds the title of vice president of Browning-Ferris Industries’ Materials Marketing Group, a small but important…

We Dare You to Sing

After weeks of police planning, passionate debate, and bomb threats, the controversial Rosita Fornes show at Miami Beach’s Jackie Gleason Theater of the Performing Arts won’t, in fact, go on. An attorney representing Fornes’s producers told New Times earlier this week that they planned to send a letter to the…

It’s All Downhill from Here

It was about 2:00 p.m on a recent Sunday — low tide — when a couple on a water scooter cut the motor and floated to the south side of a City of Miami boat ramp. They studied their prospects for pulling the craft out of Biscayne Bay. The ramp,…

Where’s the Beach?

Veteran observers present at the December 21, 1994, Miami Beach City Commission meeting may have known the mayor was about to erupt. His characteristic tics — the unconscious shoulder shrugs, the merry gaze triangulating from the audience in the commission chamber to the speaker to the documents in front of…

The Last Flight Plan

Nobody could get the indomitable Jean Rich to slow down until cancer finally grounded her. One of the first women in the United States to own and operate her own airline, she was relentless in her pursuit of success. At the headquarters of Rich International Airways, located in the northeast…

The Sands of Time

There was a time in the not-too-distant past when Miami Beach tourists could almost roll out of their hotel beds and fall into the sea. In the early Seventies beach erosion was so severe that there wasn’t much beach to speak of. In some places that famous band of sand…

Rapist with a Badge?

The 911 call was answered this past August 7 at 4:44 a.m. According to a tape recording of the call provided by the Metro-Dade Police Department, this is how the conversation began: Operator: County police and fire. Caller: Hello? Operator: Police. Caller: Yes. I’d like to report — um –…

Give It Arrest

The men who wait every morning just east of the Palmetto Expressway know the routine. “Once a month,” says Carlos Sanchez, a broad-faced Managuan in a paint-spattered Calvin Klein T-shirt and sagging jeans, “a team of police come here and pick up a lot of people. They’re not in uniform,…

Petty Cash

Like many people looking for money, Maria Elena Duran turned to the City of Miami. She headed a parents’ support group at Shenandoah Middle School and wondered if the city might sponsor the school’s gifted-student program. Her letter asking for help arrived on the desk of Commissioner Willy Gort in…

Rhaynetta’s Cause: The Epilogue

Rhaynetta Cheatham, AIDS outreach worker and often-acerbic advocate for victims of AIDS in Miami’s black community, died early this past Wednesday morning in the hospice unit of North Shore Hospital. The 40-year-old Cheatham had been diagnosed with HIV eleven years ago and had suffered from full-blown AIDS for about four…

Gone with the Wine

This Saturday marks the fourth anniversary of Hurricane Andrew’s unwelcome visit to South Florida, a devastating rampage that traumatized thousands of families and resulted in billions of dollars in damage. For many people in Dade County, Andrew’s depredation has yet to be fully resolved. One extraordinary example of that has…

The (Signed)Language of Love

The Loading Zone in Miami Beach — with its interior walls lined with wire display cases containing leather jackets and chains for sale — hardly seemed the right setting for a clinical discussion of safe sex and HIV. The fifteen people gathered on a Monday night in the dingy light…