Riffraff Bugaboo

Lakes by the Bay Community Council members had a decision to make on September 5. Should they support the proposed placement of a construction dump near their 1200-house subdivision or oppose the project and risk having low-income housing built on the 60-acre site? The council voted unanimously: Bring on the…

No Plan Is an Island

One of the islands in Biscayne Bay just north of the Julia Tuttle Causeway appears to have come down with a bad case of mange. Once bushy and verdant, it’s now relatively barren. The island’s most prominent feature is a yellow backhoe. “We’re basically giving the island a face-lift,” explains…

Stool Pigeon Serenade

The passage below, excerpted from Alex Daoud’s unfinished memoirs, is set at the Howard Johnson hotel on Alton Road in Miami Beach. Federal agents are preparing Daoud for a meeting with Abel Holtz, chairman of Capital Bank. Their rendezvous location is nearby: the Forge restaurant. A recording device and microphones…

The Haunting of Alex Daoud, Part 2

He did time for corruption. He made deliveries for a florist. He spewed out page after page of autobiographical prose. And all the while, his sordid past has plagued him like a lousy case of heartburn.

Guess Who’s Coming… to Dinner Key?

In 1989 a hearty, hand-shaking Californian named Sherman Whitmore motored into Miami on a 68-foot Bertram. He stepped off the yacht into a cream-colored Rolls-Royce, drove to the Grand Bay Hotel for brunch, and began dropping hints about his $13 million West Coast real estate holdings. It wasn’t palm trees…

Back from the Dead

Identification cards, wallets, clothing fragments — the flotsam of the downed ValuJet Flight 592 — are continuing to float up from below a mat of muck and seared sawgrass at the crash site in a northeastern corner of the Everglades. Recent repeated rains have caused the water level to rise…

Copping an Excuse

Info: Copping an Excuse Faced with evidence their cop shop is in disarray, town fathers practice some first-rate denial By Kathy Glasgow A ten-page report released Friday by the Dade State Attorney’s Office minces no words: The Surfside Police Department is “in disarray,” has suffered from “years of apparent mismanagement…

Waiting for a Shot at the Big Show

Tell us a little bit about yourself.” The 30-year-old man in a pressed gray suit sits like a deer in headlights; the three-person panel scrutinizes him across a brown-linen-draped table. After 43 consecutive applicants, the man now has about a three-minute opportunity to suitably impress the panel that, yes indeed,…

Hot Off the Presses

Call it the case of the purloined papers — 40 Sunday newspapers, mysteriously waylaid two and a half weeks ago on their way from London to Miami. No one seems to know exactly what happened to them, but dark allegations of a conspiratorial sequestration have elicited all manner of speculation…

Cesar’s Piggy Bank Redux

Miami Mayor Joe Carollo was surprised enough by the results of his first request. Acting on a tip that then-city manager Cesar Odio was abusing his power to spend up to $4500 without city commission approval, Carollo asked Odio for a copy of every city check of $4500 or less…

Dynasty

Those incomparable, indefatigable (and sometimes incorrigible) Odios! Last month, when the U.S. Attorney’s Office bagged then-Miami City Manager Cesar Odio on corruption charges, a groundswell of indignation rose from the community. The radio airwaves fairly crackled with outrage at the injustice. Defense fund machinery was quickly cranked up, with promises…

The Girl of Summer

The Sunday sun is brutal and scorching, bathing the manicured diamond at Fort Lauderdale High School in a high-beam glare. Surely, though, none of the ten players on the field this morning is as hot as the one at the plate, a batter for the Broward White Sox facing the…

Publix Maximus

A bodhisattva in a flimsy orange sari flowing from his nappy head to his crusty ankles fondles the pita bread in aisle nine. Orthodox Jewish newlyweds, she with wide eyes Easter-egg blue, confer over Betty Crocker’s strawberry and chocolate icing. In the produce section: “?Hay malanga?” “Si.” A stocky Russian…

Go On, Beat It! We Really Mean It This Time!

This past week, while Congress was wheeling out its latest weapon in the ever-escalating fight to curb illegal immigration, an equally potent — if far more obscure — piece of ammunition was quietly making its debut in the red- tape-festooned halls of the United States Immigration and Naturalization Service (INS)…

Oh, Hendrie!

Phil Hendrie has had it with the goodbyes. Throughout his two and a half years as a comedic force at WIOD-AM (610), callers to his show, whether true suckers or fans playing along with his lunacy, have fueled some of his most hilarious bits. But ever since news of Hendrie’s…

The Street That Time Forgot

Every so often another unsuspecting motorist comes zooming down SW Thirteenth Street into Coral Gables. All at once, a few blocks past Le Jeune Road, the pleasant residential route becomes a nightmare of a country road, complete with monster potholes, pint-size boulders, and a gloomy absence of streetlights. “The next…

By the Pound

Every month Florida’s seafood dealers record and report the amount and type of saltwater fish they buy from commercial fishermen. The graphs on this page reflect the “landings” in Dade County between 1978 and 1995 for six popular species, as compiled by the Florida Marine Research Institute in St. Petersburg…

Gimme Subterranean Shelter

Whenever Timothy Ivory reads a newspaper, he starts to laugh. Hurricanes? Hah! Home invasion robbers? Tee-hee! Noise pollution? Heat waves? Third World tyrants with nuclear weapons? Wahoo! The things that worry normal people don’t apply to Ivory. He’s the latest lucky local to discover Miami’s best-kept real estate secret –…

Off the Hook

Molson Ice at twelve o’clock. The sky is bright, the breeze onshore. A charter fisherman — white shorts, turquoise shirt, gold chain — kicks off his Topsiders and swigs from the perspiring bottle. “Fishin’s slow today,” he sighs, extending his arms like outriggers over the back of a bench. The…

The Great Wall of Morningside

In 1993 Steven Polakoff and Michael Carver bought their dream house, a 1925 Old Spanish-style mansion on NE 57th Street in the Miami enclave of Morningside. They paid $385,000 for the bayside estate and proceeded to roughly equal that sum in restoration, renovation, furnishings, and a swimming pool. Now there’s…

Getting Wasted at 35,000 Feet

There are more than a few travelers in this world who wouldn’t shed a tear upon learning that airlines throw out tons of uneaten food every day. Even chow that has gone unserved by the end of a flight is given the heave-ho. This wasteful practice doesn’t warm the hearts…

Black or Blue

Assistant City Clerk Maria Argudin handed a slip of scratch paper to the four City of Miami elected officials who weren’t facing federal corruption charges. Each politico dutifully scrawled his own name at the top, and underneath that the name of the person he believed should replace Miller Dawkins, who…