News Roundup

Jeez. This stuff just goes on and on. The State is in court spending your tax dollars fighting a Gay man who wants to adopt the two foster children he’s raised for four years. [Herald] Miami Canes are in the top 25 for the first time since 2006 (and ps,…

Celebrities Come Out for the Fontainebleau’s Reopening

I think you’ll agree that the following pictorial essay, although composed of just four photos, provides a concise overview of The Fontainebleau’s dazzling opening party on Friday evening. In fact, perusing these snapshots is almost like being there. Without the champagne and cocktails, that is. And sans the shellfish buffet…

Live At The Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show

So your Riptide was at the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show “Bloggers Lounge” earlier at the refurbished Fontainebleau hotel. Bloggers lounges are a new frontier of blogging activity, but the ahi tuna, and the crème brûlée and the open bar, oh the open bar, made it very, very worth it. We…

Happy Fontainebleau Weekend

The Fontainebleau got some work done, and, like any mature lady with a fresh face lift, is being discreet about. Oh, she’s just having a small, little shindig tonight with like 500 of her closest celebrity friends. Who are we kidding, she hasn’t been this excited since all those times…

Weekend Football: Any Given Friday Afternoon Post

Every weekend the local professional and college level football player-type people assemble on the field to play their games. Every weekend we write things about it, because it is an easy Friday afternoon post. We also post something dumb holding a football. This week is no exception. Anyway, we are…

Randy Shannon’s Cryptic Punditry

UM Coach Randy Shannon is clearly sending secret signals to the GOP about the path to redemption after a few years of stining defeat. Listen Republicans, Randy Shannon took the helms of Larry Coker’s sinking ship and has turned it around. Whoever takes over your party in is going to…

Charlie Crist Overshadowed

Charlie Crist’s orange-y skin tone proves he’s not someone who’s afraid of the bright lights, but he completely got overshadowed at the Republican Governor’s Conference. A recent Ramussen poll, taken before the conference, showed Crist coming in dead last in a completely speculative competition for the 2012 nomination, with only…

No One Ignores The Riptide

Oh, Hell no New England Republicans. You do not come down to our town and try to ignore the Riptide! No one ignores the Riptide! You can try New England Republicans, but the writing is on the wall. Unless you heed our call for trickle-down truck nutz policy, abolishing the…

Is The Hillary Clinton Cult Up For Another Dissapointment?

Oh, Hillary Clinton. She’s a bonafide superstar deserving of a continued media frenzy (unlike, say, another recent failed candidate) whose inspired a rabid political fanbase through out the country. Maybe it’s because she represented a certain brand of feminism and the real redefinition of marriage in this country – that…

Angels Invasion

The full team of Victoria’s Secret angels all happened to run into each other at the Lincoln Road store yesterday, and they were all wearing the same thing. At first they were kind of embarrassed, but then they laughed and laughed and laughed about it and decided to pose for…

Kath & Kim Leaves Us Geographically Confused

The best thing about NBC’s American version of Kath & Kim is its cast. Molly Shannon, Selma Blair and John Michael Higgins have all had flashes of brilliance in their careers, and occasionally have them here. The second best thing about it is that it comes on right before The…

Overheating Toilet Diverts Miami Jet

Exactly what happened. Not that there’s ever a reason for diverting a flight that makes you feel good as a passenger. But an overheating toilet? That’s just unfortunate. That’s exactly what happened to 350 passengers in the wee hours this morning on a Miami to London Virgin Atlantic Flight. The…

News Roundup

Canes Win! Canes Win! Canes Win! After their narrow 16-14 victory against Virginia Tech last night the team for the very first time since entering the conference looks like a serious contender for the ACC title match-up late in the season. Right now they stand alone at the top of…

Thursday Night Football: Canes vs Virginia Tech

Virginia Tech Hookies @ Miami Hurricanes, 7:30 pm on ESPN The sports press has a crush on all the young, true freshman on University of Miami’s footballing sports crew, but they aren’t sure if they’re ready to commit. Sure, the Canes have won four in a row and have an…

Disbarred Jack Thompson Turns to Conservative Journalism

The South Florida Lawyers blog points out that 2 Live Crew enemy for life, recently disbarred lawyer, pixelante opponent/Palin lover, and occasional Riptide commenter Jack Thompson has found a back up career. And he’s found it in an industry were it’s increasingly hard to find any sort of job -…

Fail Tax has Failed

via Fail Blog “Miami-Dade leaders admit transit tax has failed” Where did all $900 million of the money go? Probably to buying those stickers for the buses that say “Your 1/2 Penny at Work!” or whatever. These buses and their hallow be-stickered promises are now all in the metaphorical river…

Kimbo Slice Wants To Slap Bob Norman’s Mouth

Last week New Times ran a story on the 14-second fall of Kimbo Slice and the death of EliteXC, entitled “MMA’s Post-Kimbo Limbo” written by Bob Norman. The same piece ran in Norman’s home paper, The Broward Palm Beach New Times, with the title “Kimbo Slice’s a sissy: The fight…

GOP Govs Stuck At a Fork in the Road

Two main camps of thought are emerging at the Republican Governor’s Conference as to what the Party’s most pressing concern is. On one side you’ve got this “We’ve lost our way, and our credibility on fiscal conservative policy thanks to Bush and his $11.3 trillion dollars debt and his record…