Gawker Takes Down Alex Bogusky

Being the subject of a Gawker field guide is a mixed blessing. It’s like being hate-fucked by the internet. On one hand, it ups your name recognition stock in media circles; on the other, it means there’s a whole lot of snark, derision, and mockery coming your way from a…

Miami Still Leads State in Cocaine and Heroin Related Deaths

The Miami-Dade Medical Examiners district still leads the state in the number of autopsies where heroine and cocaine were found, but the amount of deaths linked to pharmaceutical abuse remains relatively mild compared to other urban areas of the state. State-wide the 2008 “Drugs Identified in Deceased Bodies” reports shows that while deaths related to…

305 Photo of the Day: Rain Ahead

We’re not going to lie to you with some happy, sunny picture. The weather has been terrible as of late, so today’s picture is a reminder that it could always be worse. We picked up the photos of an afternoon thunderstorm shaping up over Miami from Joiseyshowaa’s Flickr…

Al Franken Finally Wins, Karma Makes Up For 2000 Florida Election Fiasco

The Minnesota Supreme Court has unanimously declared Al Franken the winner of the 2008 Minnesota Senate race. Republican Governor Tim Pawlenty is widely expected to certify the results and send the SNL-alum to the highest legislative body in the land. The win will give Democrats a filibuster proof 60 seat majority in the Senate. Update: Politico reports…

MIA Will Not Accept Chewed-Up Passports

A 17-year-old Wisconsin boy was on his way to a trip in Peru with his Spanish class. Only problem was that his passport had been previously used as a chew toy by his family’s 1-year-old golden retriever, Sunshine. Officials at Chicago’s O’Hare Airport were like, “Yeah, it’s cool. It still works,” so he went off…

Hey, Here’s Another Poll: McCollum Still Leading

Ron Sachs Communication commissioned Mason-Dixon to do another one of those polls y’all love. Nothing all that exciting, so let’s deal it out down and dirty: Gov: Bill McCollum is still leading Alex Sink 41%-35%. At this point, the advantage might be owed to the fact that McCollum, thanks to his three previous…

Pizza-Lady Puncher Punches Out Permanently

Here’s something we missed in the News Roundup. David Ranck, the Miami-Dade prosecutor who was involved in a bizarre physical altercation with a pizza delivery woman, has resigned. The delivery woman was having a hard time getting through security outside Ranck’s gated community. After an argument, she told Renck he’d have to come downstairs to collect his pie. She didn’t know…

Bubbles the Chimp Is a Florida Retiree

It’s sad to think that aside from his children and certain family members, Michael Jackson’s purest relationship might have been with Bubbles the chimp. Bubbles didn’t care about Jackson’s ownership of the Beatles catalogue. Bubbles wouldn’t push Michael into a grueling comeback concert schedule. Bubbles wouldn’t sell pictures of the…

Kelly Craig Dropped by NBC6

Kelly Craig has been on your TV set bringing you news for NBC6 (WTVJ) for nearly two decades, but reportedly she’s been unceremoniously canned by the troubled station. SFLTV also reports WTVJ let go reporter Joe Carter and its only female sports anchor, Andrea Brody. Their bios have been removed from the station’s website…

A New Black Market in Miami Is About to Explode

What is heroin, you say? Cocaine? Automatic weapons?Try cigarettes. As Western countries hike taxes higher and higher to try to curb smoking, black-market, dirt-cheap smokes are flooding the markets. Some are counterfeits, rolled out by the millions in filthy factories literally buried underground in southern China. Some are legit, smuggled…

News Roundup

WPLG pulled the files on Adam Tavss, the Miami Beach Police officer involved in the questionable killing of a Arab-American tourist. Nothing all that interesting; they describe him as a “satisfactory” rookie cop. [JustNews]Portions of southbound Palmetto Expressway will be closed tonight. [Herald]Republic Federal Bank is closing one of five of…

Super-Hot Senate Poll Action: No One Likes Corrine Brown

Mason-Dixon released another Senate poll, and like every single 2010 Florida Senate poll before it, it finds Charlie Crist is far and away the frontrunner. Ninety-seven percent recognize Crist’s name, and 49 percent of regular voters find him favorable. Marco Rubio is raising his statewide name recognition: 53 percent of…

305 Photo of the Day: Will You Be There

We came across this photo of a killer whale at Miami Seaquarium on Thilosalmon’s Flickr, and it got us thinking about Free Willy, which in turn got us thinking about Michael Jackson again. Everyone grieves in their own way; apparently we grieve in random associations…

Fairchild Garden’s Website Has Been Hacked! WTF?

First Brit Brit’s Twitter account, and now funny things are happening with the website of our very own Fairchild Tropical Botanic Garden. Up until a few minutes ago, if you visited the site, you’d find shots of a jovial, 20-something woman posing in what looks to be a junky dorm…

Al Malnik Won’t Shut Up About Michael Jackson

Al Malnik, the owner of the Forge with a few alleged Mafia ties, won’t shut up about his “friendship” with Michael Jackson. He’s going around claiming to anyone who’ll listen that he was executor of Jackson’s estate and has rights to Jackson’s youngest son, Blanket. Now he has released a bevy…

Police Fatally Shoot Machete-Wielding Man on Miami Street

Police fatally shot a machete-wielding man who was attacking another man on a northwest Miami street Saturday evening.A Miami-Dade corrections officer summoned a Miami Police officer at 6:35 p.m., after he witnessed a man swinging a machete at another man on NW 12th Street and 12th Avenue, the Miami Herald reported.Both officers…

Madoff Gets 150 Years in Jail

Bernie Madoff, the West Palm Beach financial demon who ripped off thousands of investors, many in South Florida, has been sentenced to the maximum 150 years behind bars.  “I’m responsible for a great deal of suffering and pain, I understand that. I live in a tormented state now, knowing all…

News Roundup

A former confidant of ex-county Commissioner Barbara Carey-Shuler claims that in the ’90s, she accepted kickbacks from developers. [Herald]Tomas Regalado is apparently the “underdog” in the mayoral race, though I’m pretty sure by most measures he’s doing just as well as or better than Joe Sanchez. [CBS4]Police are looking for a cargo van driver who dumped a…