Fergie Gets Her Boom Boom Pow on for Miami Dolphins

Fergie is really taking her investment in the Miami Dolphins seriously, and out of all the team’s celebrity co-owners, she seems intent on pumping up the fans the most. Here she is bouncing around in white, aqua, and orange to the Black Eyed Peas’ not-at-all-annoying “Boom Boom Pow.”I guess this…

Tourists Turn to Tanning Booths Amidst Chilly Weather

​Tourists may be taunting locals’ dramatic reaction to the recent chilly weather, especially if they’re from a part of the country where it really is below freezing now. But no matter where you’re from, it’s been a little too cold and windy to put on your swimsuit, slather on the…

News Roundup: Mayor Alvarez’s Chief of Staff Resigns

Dennis Morales, Mayor Alvarez’s chief of staff, is out and heading back to his old job in the police department. [CBS4]Miami-based home builders Lennar posted their first quarterly profit since 2007/ [WSJ]Bail has been set at $210k for the “Kill all Jews” guy. [CBS4]A local gym holds aerobics classes for…

Sorry MILFs: Carnival Bans Cougar Cruises

This entire cougar craze is really out of control. OK, we get it middle age woman, you want to bang nubile, young studs as much as your male counterparts want to bang ditzy, big breasted young blonds. Rah rah feminism, taking control of your sexuality, and all of that, but…

Gay Smackdown: South Beach Ain’t What it Used to Be

Lately, the South Beach strip looks more like an enormous Lil Wayne concert than the shimmering gay playground it once was. Warehouse-size clubs that brimmed with shirtless boys have closed and hip-hop venues sprouted in their place. What was once pastel and glitter is now chrome and ice.You can’t blame…

Meet The Guy Who Yelled ‘Kill All Jews’ On A Miami Airplane

Mansor Mohammad Asad sure picked the wrong month to have a crazy-guy episode on a Detroit-bound airplane. As you’ve surely heard by now, Asad was arrested on the tarmac at MIA last night after disrupting a Delta flight scheduled to head for Detroit by screaming “I’m Palestinian and I want to kill…

Record 429 Manatee Fatalities in 2009

The news for Florida manatees started off strong last year, as wildlife officials announced that their survey found a record number of manatees in our waters. In fact, they had found 500 more than ever before, but 2009 ended on a sour note when 429 manatees were estimated to have…

First Glossy Issue in Newsstands Today

A few weeks ago, we announced that we’d be going glossy. Well, that day has arrived. Newsstands today will carry our first glossy issue, which is also nicely trimmed and stapled.The premiere glossy issue features Tim Elfrink’s story “Homesick,” which delves into the Chinese drywall issue affecting South Florida homeowners…