Crazy Joe Carollo Hints at State Senate Run

So Joe Carollo never did make that last-minute, dramatic entrance into the last mayoral race, but one of Miami’s most colorful former mayors is apparently gearing up for a return to elected office.According to Naked Politics, he has his eyes on a state Senate seat in District 36. But he’d…

South American Jewelry Thieves Terrorize Miami; Feds Offer $20K for Help

In 2008, a New Times investigation brought you the story of the growing problem of South American gangs targeting local jewelers in violent robberies. “Highly organized South American theft gangs” are targeting local merchants, we wrote, employing “sophisticated surveillance and commando-style assault tactics.” The gangs struck again two weeks ago,…

Police Searching for Unidentified Man in Murder of Paula Sladewski

Police are searching for a new person of interest in the murder of Paula Sladewski, the aspiring model who was found burned to death in a dumpster in North Miami-Dade after traveling to Miami for a Lady Gaga concert New Year’s Eve.Surveillance video from that weekend shows Sladewski leaving Club Space alone…

Murder Miami Style: Arrest Made in Brutal Self-Storage Center Slaying

Last Wednesday, the early contender for young 2010’s most senseless murder of the year went down at the People’s Self-Storage on NW 79th Street. Just after 12:30 in the afternoon, a 55-year-old Haitian-American woman named Joslin Augustin visited the center to pick up some blankets and warm clothes she’d stored…

News Roundup: Your Barbecue Grill Is Not a Space Heater

A family brought a charcoal grill inside to keep warm. They had to be treated for carbon monoxide poisoning. [JustNews]  A 9-year-old girl and her stepfather were found shot to death in their apartment. Police believe it could be a murder-suicide.  [FoxNews] Today’s 36-degree temperature is record-breaking. [CBS4] A former…

Publix Pulls Free Calendars After Including Islamic New Year

For years Publix has been giving away free calendars to its costumers as a simple little thank you. This was nice and all until Jeff Katz and Joyce Kaufman, conservative blowhards on 850WFTL, complained that December 7th was marked as Islamic New Years, and not as Pearl Harbor Day. That’s…

Barf: Nick Saban Statue to be Erected

Is that all Nick Saban wanted? A statue? Because, the former Dolphins coach is actually going to get one in Alabama after leading the Crimson Tide to a BCS Championship. We could have erected a statue of you Saban! You didn’t have to sneak out of town with your lying…

After a Brief Reprieve, Get Ready for a Wintry, Rainy Weekend

Riptide is wearing flip-flops today just because we can. It’s 73 degrees out and beautiful after a long, horrible week of prolonged cold. Our winter wardrobe — some hoodies and sweatpants — is in serious need of laundering, and we are really enjoying this T-shirt weather. Alas, the gods of…

Fergie Gets Her Boom Boom Pow on for Miami Dolphins

Fergie is really taking her investment in the Miami Dolphins seriously, and out of all the team’s celebrity co-owners, she seems intent on pumping up the fans the most. Here she is bouncing around in white, aqua, and orange to the Black Eyed Peas’ not-at-all-annoying “Boom Boom Pow.”I guess this…

Tourists Turn to Tanning Booths Amidst Chilly Weather

​Tourists may be taunting locals’ dramatic reaction to the recent chilly weather, especially if they’re from a part of the country where it really is below freezing now. But no matter where you’re from, it’s been a little too cold and windy to put on your swimsuit, slather on the…

News Roundup: Mayor Alvarez’s Chief of Staff Resigns

Dennis Morales, Mayor Alvarez’s chief of staff, is out and heading back to his old job in the police department. [CBS4]Miami-based home builders Lennar posted their first quarterly profit since 2007/ [WSJ]Bail has been set at $210k for the “Kill all Jews” guy. [CBS4]A local gym holds aerobics classes for…