Men Robbing a 7-Eleven Scared Away by Oven Timer

Oh thank heaven for 7-Eleven’s oven timer. Police are on the look out for two men who attempted a ballsy armed robbery at a convenience store near the county line back in March, but the men were unable to complete there heist once they were scared off by an alarming…

Nike Tied to FIFA Corruption Scandal Engulfing Miami-Based Company

The corruption scandal tearing through international soccer this week has already taken down more than a dozen top-ranking FIFA execs and business partners facing federal charges — including Aaron Davidson, the Miami-based head of soccer marketing giant Traffic Sports USA. But now the corruption probe looks likely to entangle an…

Two Hialeah Police Dogs Dead After Being Left in SUV

Jimmy and Hector, two police dogs who served with the Hialeah Police Department were found dead in Davie last night after being left in an officer’s SUV. Both the Hialeah and Police Department are investigating the matter, but Officer Nelson Enriquez, a 13-year veteran of the Hialeah force, has been relieved…

Miami Springs Cop Andres Quintanilla Arrested in Drug Trafficking Sting

Andres Quintanilla, a 33-year-old 16-year veteran of the Miami Springs Police Department, was arrested yesterday for allegedly offering protection and information to an undercover FBI agent who was posing as an international drug trafficker. The investigation began in 2014 when the undercover agent informed Quintanilla that he was in the…

Rep. Alan Grayson Accidentally Tweeted “F*ck The Police”

Congressman and potential Democratic Senate candidate Alan Grayson is no stranger to saying controversial things and calling others name, and he’s certainly no stranger to not apologizing if he offends anyone. However, Grayson’s office made a rare semi-appology lately to clarify that the Rep. did not indeed mean to tell…

Spectacular Scandals Have Plagued Miami Beach Police For a Century

It’s been a rough month for the Miami Beach Police Department. First came video of a detective punching a handcuffed woman in the face, followed closely by a press conference announcing that more than a dozen officers had sent or received boatloads of racist and pornographic emails. But don’t be…

Miami Beach Bans Late-Night Booze at Ocean Drive Sidewalk Cafes

The late-night party is over for Ocean Drive sidewalk cafes. The Miami Beach City Commission voted yesterday to ban all outdoor booze sales after 2 a.m., the first of several moves Mayor Philip Levine pledges will usher in a new era for the iconic beachfront boulevard. Several restaurant owners slammed…

Florida Thief Thwarted by Jujitsu Class Next Door

Weird things happen every week in Florida. Every Friday we’re here to bring you the weirdest. This week: a heroic jujitsu class, a profane God-lovin man and Florida’s worst getaway driver. Robbery Stopped by Jiujitsu Class David Menzies had his eye on about $15,000 worth of merchandize from a triathlon…