Burt Reynolds’s Florida Home Faces Foreclosure

Not even Burt Reynolds and his legendary mustache are immune to Florida’s foreclosure fiasco. According to a lawsuit filed by Merrill Lynch Credit Corp., Reynolds hasn’t made a mortgage payment on his multimillion-dollar mansion in Hobe Sound since August 2010. Not even the Bandit himself can keep himself out of foreclosure. …

Indian Creek Country Club’s Membership Exposed

Guess we woke up this morning in the mood to piss off some rich people. The Indian Creek Country Club is Miami-Dade County’s most exclusive, and controversial, private society. Even the millionaires and billionaires of Indian Creek Village, the island just west of Surfside where the club is located, are…

Casey Anthony Mask Sells For Almost a Million Bloody Dollars

After receiving 105 bids, a latex mask modeled on Florida’s favorite not-quite-murderer sold on eBay for $999,900 last night. Don’t worry — shipping was free.”Prophunter,” the Los Angeles vendor who listed the mask, wrote in the item description that “Halloween is only a few months away. Forget Freddy, Jason, Meyers,…

Raleigh Hotel to Undergo $20-Million Makeover

The Raleigh Hotel already has an air of unfussy chic that’s unique in South Beach, but in this town everyone needs an occasional nip and tuck to stay looking good. Signaling yet another financial move to indicate tourism is back in business after a recession-blamed bump, the hotel has secured…

Did Crispin Porter Rip Off an Idea for Its Windows 7 Phone Ads?

Despite a rocky beginning with those weird Jerry Seinfeld commercials, locally based agency Crispin Porter + Bogusky has continued to handle advertising for tech giant Microsoft. You might remember last year’s ads peddling Microsoft’s Windows 7 line of phones by highlighting Americans’ addiction to their smartphones. Particularly, you might remember one in…

Here Are the 13 Libraries Carlos Gimenez Wants to Close

Miami-Dade Mayor Carlos Gimenez yesterday proposed cutting the county’s operating budget by $350 million. That includes whacking the library system’s $50 million budget to $24.5 million.It seems 13 libraries will be shut down.Riptide contributor Theo Karantsalis obtained the list of threatened libraries Thursday morning…

AA Arena to Protect Heat Fans by Not Letting Them Buy Hot Dogs

Don’t worry. If the upcoming NBA season actually happens, the Heat want to protect you from homicidal arepa dealers.City commissioners are scheduled to vote tonight on an ordinance that would prohibit hot dog vendors from selling food in the area surrounding American Airlines Arena, because the arena and whiny area restaurants…

Twitter Is Confused About Miami Marlins Name Change

The condition that the Florida Marlins change their name to the Miami Marlins as part of the deal for their new stadium has been well known locally for years. But the baseball-loving world at large (which we assume does not care much about the Marlins otherwise) apparently learned of the news last…

Casey Anthony’s Lawyer Ran a Miami Bikini Company

Lawyer Jose Baez didn’t start his professional career defending capital murder cases. Before he successfully got Casey Anthony off the hook for the murder of her 2-year-old daughter, he was just another guy who couldn’t get admitted to the Florida Bar because he was a deadbeat dad — the Orlando Sentinal reported Baez had a…

Miami Heat Players Get Part-Time Jobs During Lockout

With the player lockout putting the 2011-2012 NBA season into question, it’s only a matter of time before the league’s poor, mistreated multi-millionaires are forced to pick up second jobs for rent money, car payments and general “make it rain all over the poor people” supplies.But, without marketable skills that…

LeBron James Alive, At U2 Concert

Good news, Miami! LeBron James has not fled the country, nor does he appear to be too depressed for a few photos with some fellow squagillionaires. Apparently inspired by Venezuelan President Hugo Chávez’s release of pictures to prove he’s not too dead, LeBron’s business manager Maverick Carter tweeted several pictures…