Chris Bosh Got Engaged to Adrienne Williams This Weekend

The goal of Dwyane Wade, LeBron James, and Chris Bosh’s unholy Heat trinity was, quite simply, rings. But they’ll have to wait until the postseason for their first shot at a championship. Bosh’s girlfriend, Adrienne Williams, didn’t have to wait so long for her ring. The player’s rep has confirmed that he…

What in Hell Is Charlie Crist Trying to Say About Gay Marriage?

We’re of two theories about Charlie Crist’s latest string of “clarifications” (or flip-flops) on some positions: (1) The guy doesn’t know what he actually believes and is being as vague as possible to attract as many voters as possible. (2) He has always personally held these positions, altered them to…

Miami Dolphins Preseason: Fins Lose “Dress Rehearsal”

​Remember all of that rain that’s been following the Miami Dolphins around throughout the preseason? Well, they finally caught a break from Mother Nature for their third preseason game against the Falcons this past Friday night. And then they scored a whopping six points in a 16-6 loss. It’s always…

UF Student Paper “Accidentally” Calls Sorority Recruits Hoes

The Independent Florida Alligator, the fine student paper of the University of Florida, decided that the phrase “sorority girl” and “ho” are pretty much interchangeable in their lead story on Wednesday. They claim they weren’t intentionally expressing what all journalism student geeks actually think. They say it was a typo…

Fidel Castro Thinks Osama bin Laden is a CIA Agent

We don’t think anyone can accuse Fidel Castro of ever being a clear minded, rational guy, but in his old age he’s apparently becoming quite the crazy conspiracy theorist. First there were his rumblings about the Bilderberg Group, and now he thinks that Osama bin Laden is actually a CIA…

Dolphins Host the Falcons Tonight: What To Watch For

The starting squad for your Miami Dolphins has not been able to catch a break with the all the rain during the first two pre-season games. Against the Buccaneers two weeks ago, a rainstorm created a quagmire in Sun Life Stadium. Last week, the foul weather followed them up to…

Dwyane Wade Heard What We Said About His Acting Ability

On Tuesday, we sized up Dwyane Wade’s acting ability based on his latest commercial for Gatorade’s G Series. Well, Men’s Health saw the post and happened to have Wade swoop by their offices yesterday. Apparently, they think we said LeBron James is a better actor than Wade (which is not exactly…

Miami Central Unveils Secret Football Weapon Tonight Against Blanche Ely

Like countries in a Middle East arms race, Miami-area high school football teams have spent the last nine months developing top-secret weapons to unload on their unsuspecting opponents.Trick plays, revamped offenses, and last-minute transfer students will all be on display tonight as the high school football season begins.For local title-hopeful…

Marlins President: We “Absolutely Never” Lied

​The reaction across the board has been pretty universal after Florida Marlins owner Jeffery Loria and team president David Samson were exposed for lying about the team’s finances earlier this week: People are pissed. Miami-Dade County Commissioner Rebecca Sosa has even requested the team give more money than they originally pledged…

Marco Rubio Takes 10 Point Lead in First Post-Primary Poll

It seemed for a while that Charlie Crist’s gamble by going Independent might have paid off as he lead many recent polls. However, Rasmussen Reports has released the first poll taking after Tuesday’s primaries and it shows the now official Republican nominee Marco Rubio with a 10 percent lead, and…