Canes Dominate, Dolphins Not So Much

If Florida A&M’s goal was to come out and get completely annihilated in the most humbling way imaginable, then mission accomplished because The U came out and crushed the Rattlers 45-0 last night. The defense recorded eight sacks, Jacory Harris tossed three touchdowns, Leonard Hankerson caught six passes for 115…

How to Stage a Hunger Strike Like Aida Fernandez

Aida Fernandez is staging a hunger strike in a tent on her Hibiscus Farm in the protected wetlands of South Dade near Chekika Park in the Everglades. We found her event through a hand-painted neon sign posted on an electric pole and decided to check it out, cause hey, a…

LeBron Thinks Ohio State Will Beat ‘Canes, May Attend Game

LeBron James may be headed back to Ohio soon. The Heat star tweeted today he may make an appearance at next Saturday’s game between the Ohio State Buckeyes and Miami Hurricanes, but he’ll be rooting for OSU.We wish LeBron would stop trying to re-ingratiate himself with Ohio sports fans. He’s…

Burger King to Be Bought by Brazilian Billionaires for $4 Billion

It’s a super sized King Deal. Burger King, one of the largest companies headquartered in Miami-Dade and second largest fast food chain in America, has agreed to sell itself to 3G Capital Management Inc., a New York-based private investment firm backed by several Brazilian businessmen. Burger King decided to put…

The Five Best Smack-Talking Songs About LeBron Coming to Miami

Say what you will about the LeBron to Miami soap opera, but from the Mistake on the Lake to the Magic City, it’s inspired some of the finest trash talking since some guy in Brooklyn invented the “Yo Mama” joke. The best insultologists among us aren’t content with simply talking…

Marlins and Nationals Brawl, Gaby Sanchez Might Be Batman

More often than not, baseball brawls are lame. A pitcher plunks a batter, the batter charges the mound, the pitcher readies himself for the fight and then the players start aimlessly swinging like two preteen girls fighting over a Justin Bieber t-shirt at the mall. Arms flailing, hands flapping, heads…