Gianni Versace Murdered Over Mafia Debt Claims Ex-Mobster

Gianni Versace’s 1997 murder on the steps of his Ocean Drive mansion remains one of the most high-profile and bizarre killings in Miami Beach history. While the death was always believed to be the strange end to the spree of killings by Andrew Cunanan, an ex-mobster believes Versace’s killing wasn’t…

Teenage Skateboarder Struck By Two Cars and Killed In Coral Gables

In a feature last month, New Times explored skater culture in Miami, a city that’s never quite warmed to thrashers even though its warm environs and concrete jungles could easily make the Magic City a skateboard mecca. Last night brought another tragic blow to the scene when a 14-year-old riding…

Art Basel: 25 Reasons We’re Glad It’s Over

Look, there’s no denying that Art Basel is the best thing to happen to Miami since cocaine. The money, the buzz, the makeover to the city’s image, blah blah blah. We know. We love it, and we’ll be excited for it all over again next year. But in the meantime,…

Miami-Dade Cops Close To Adding War in Afghanistan-Style Drone To Arsenal

​In places such as Kabul, Gaza, and Baghdad, unmanned aerial vehicles hovering over homes, following suspects, and tracking enemies of the state are a daily reality. So where are the high-tech drones buzzing to next? Miami-Dade County, naturally!The Miami-Dade Police Department is poised to become the first large metro force…

Dolphins Lose to Browns, Fall to 1-5 at Home

The Miami Dolphins fell to the Cleveland Browns 13-10 on Sunday in a game that was probably the worst-case scenario for making an argument that American football is exciting.While both teams’ offenses did their darndest to lull you into unconsciousness, there was a palpable feeling during the game that the…

GQ Names Florida the 10th Worst State Ever

We find the timing of this announcement ironic, since we figure about half of the magazine’s readership (the kind of cultured and stylish man who throws your gaydar completely off) is in Florida right now for Art Basel, but GQ has named the Sunshine State the 10th worst state ever…

Miami Mayor Tomas Regalado Tries Some Art Criticism

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Father Cutié and Wife Welcome a Baby Girl

Who knew that what started out as a paparazzi and tabloid driving scandal would end up as such a happily-ever-after fairy tale? I mean really, how Hollywood has not turned the Father Cutié story into a movie yet is beyond me, but like all great tales, the ending to this…

Mugshots Friday: Art Basel Edition

In this special edition of Mugshots Friday, we’ve hidden an Art Basel piece among the booking photos. The first to correctly identify it will get two tickets to an Eddie Money concert in Canada…

Mercury Turns Straight Birds Gay

​The Independent Florida Alligator is reporting that researchers at the University of Florida have found a link between mercury consumption and homosexual behavior among white ibises.Seven years ago, Peter Frederick, a UF professor of ecology and conservation, hypothesized that increased mercury consumption would decrease reproduction among birds. Naturally, he and…

LeBron James Drops 38 on the Cavs in Heavily Anticipated Homecoming

Cleveland fans booed mercilessly. They held up signs that read “Quitness” and “Liar Baby Jerk.” ESPN’s Bill Simmons said LeBron James and the Heat just wouldn’t be ready for the heavy doses of venom they would receive from the Cavaliers fans. It was going to be an ugly, raucous atmosphere…