Pharrell Williams’ Miami Apartment is Filled With KAWS and Swag

The proper word to describe Pharrell Williams’ Miami apartment is, I believe, something like “banonkers.” But what do you expect from the guy who co-produced some of the most adventurous, mind-melting pop hits of the first half of the last decade? The Selby takes an exclusive look inside of Pharrell’s…

Terrorist Threat Makes Cuban Cigars Even Harder to Get a Hold Of

Technically, importing Cuban cigars to America has been illegal since 1963, but ordering the cigars from European distributors has always been a lightly regulated back-door for American enthusiasts. Well, new rules have made it harder to obtain the tobacco logs and the Department of Homeland Security has recently been confiscating…

Where Are WikiLeaks’ Media Friends? UPDATED

UPDATE: WikiLeaks Betrayed by Amazon, Visa, Mastercard—and Worst of All, the MediaWhere are the First Amendment’s establishment warriors as government-spooked businesses try to shut down WikiLeaks?Hackers with computers, not hacks with press passes, have been the first line of resistance. More to come.Michael LaceyExecutive Editor, Village Voice Media…

Jets Suspend and Fine Sal Alosi, Dolphin-Tripping Coach

One of the hyperbolic threads in the Dolphins-Jets rivalry is that Miami fans think that the Jets organizations is basically trash, or as they apparently say in the team’s home state of Jersey, “muff cabbage.” Jets strength coach Sal Alosi offered shocking and appalling evidence of that on Sunday when…

Miami Heat Already Have Shot at One NBA Record

Unless the Heat somehow manage to only drop two games the rest of the regular season, the hopes that the team can match the ’96 Chicago Bulls 72-win season may have to wait until at least next season. Though, the streaking squad is already knocking on the door at meeting…

Bolivia Now Officially Less Third-World Than We Are

Two weeks ago, WikiLeaks revealed that U.S. diplomats believe Bolivian President Evo Morales has a sinus tumor. If true, our only question is: Where do we get one of those for our political leaders?Tumor or no, Morales is making more sense than usual. Last Friday, the man who once said…

Alex Sink Campaign Named Worst of 2010 by MSNBC

With an election cycle filled with such odd candidates as Alvin Greene, Christine O’Donnell, and Carl Paladino, who did MSNBC chose as the worst candidate of 2010? Florida Democratic Governor nominee Alex Sink. The channel’s Chuck Todd and Savannah Guthrie handed out the award this morning on The Daily Rundown…

Miami Wins, Jets Coach Intentionally Trips Dolphins Player

If you like low scoring games with shitloads of punting, dropped touchdown passes, coaches tripping players running down the sideline, corner backs with hands of stone, and really repulsive quarterback play, then Sunday’s showdown between the Miami Dolphins and New York Jets was right up your alley!The Dolphins pulled off…

Al Golden Named Head Coach of Miami Hurricanes

The last time Al Golden coached a college football game he lost to Miami of Ohio. The next time he coaches a team it may very well be Miami of Florida. ESPN reports that Golden, the current head coach at Temple, has been offered the vacant position as the Hurricanes’…

Will Muschamp Named Head Coach of Florida Gators

Well, University of Florida Athletic Director Jeremy Foley works a heck of a lot faster than his counterpart at Miami. Will Muschamp, the defensive coordinator of the Texas Longhorns, has been named the new head honcho in Gainesville. Previously, he had been guaranteed to be Mack Brown’s successor at Texas,…

Heat Haters Now Hate Miami’s Swanky Intro Video

With the Miami Heat on a winning streak desperate Heat haters are starting to find weird peripheral things to hate on. First it was some eight-year-old fan. Now it’s the Heat’s intro video. It’s old news. It’s played before every home game this season. Then again, because Miami fans apparently…

Bo Pelini Says He Won’t Interview with Miami Hurricanes

Bo Pelini has put the rumors that he’ll be interviewing for the Miami Hurricanes’ open head coaching job to rest. The Cornhuskers head coach had issued a sort of not-quite-denial before, but the latest statement, issued in conjunction with Nebraska AD Tom Osbourne seems pretty definite…