USA vs. Honduras Soccer at Sun Life Stadium: Live Blog

It’s gringos versus catrachos in tonight’s international friendly soccer match at Sun Life Stadium.The U.S. soccer team is looking for its first win under new coach Jurgen Klinsmann, while Honduras is looking for a bit o’ respeto against its normally dominant northern neighbor.We’re live blogging the game. After a crappy…

Freaknik is Coming to Miami: Is it Urban Beach Week Redux?

Can’t quite get enough of the controversy surrounding Urban Beach Week? Well, rest assured a planned event dubbed Freaknik Miami is about to stir the coals two months earlier next year. Named after the infamous Atlanta spring break parties aimed at African-American college kids that got shut down by politicians…

Police Shoot Man Who Attacked Ex-Girlfriend with Machete

Miami-Dade Police Officers reportedly fatally shot a man after he allegedly attacked his ex-girlfriend and a male friend with a machete in Northwest Miami-Dade. The Police Department has yet to issue an official statement on the incident, but several startling details have emerged. …

Florida Dwarf Tossing Ban: Puppet The Psycho Dwarf Weighs In

Puppet the Psycho Dwarf is the ultimate bad boy in the world of little people. Half Pint Brawlers, his troupe of “midget wrestlers” was recently featured on their own reality show on Spike. They have been battling the stodgy goodniks of Little People of America (LPA) for years. I went on…

Marco Rubio has Higher Disapproval Ratings than Bill Nelson

Who’s Florida’s political golden boy? Well, based on all the fawning press and attention he’s received, you might believe it’s our first-time Republican Senator Marco Rubio. Well, apparently the honeymoon is coming to end. Now more Floridians disapprove of the way Rubio is handling his job than disapprove of the milquetoast Democratic Senator…

Fairy Shrimp and Rainbow Snakes are Probably Extinct in Florida

Two indigenous Florida species may have gone extinct sometime in the past few decades according to the  U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service. No one has seen any fairy shrimps or rainbow snakes in years. We don’t want to make any assumptions based on their names, but, you know, Florida unfortunately isn’t exactly…

305 Photo of the Day: Crash Bang

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Chad Henne is Out for the Season

Be careful what you wish for Dolphins fans. Sure, a lot of us had hoped to have a Henne-less season, we just dreamed it would be because the team brought in someone better. Now we just have a gaping Quarterback void, because anonymous sources snitching to the Associated Press say…

Bill Would Allow Three New Mega-Casinos in South Florida

Genting’s Resorts World Miami may have the most concrete and eye popping plans, but if the Florida legislature approves resort-style casinos don’t expect it to be the only mega gambling venue to pop up in our community. Two South Florida Republicans are preparing to unveil their gambling bill as early as this…