Florida Rep. Cliff Stearns Still Questioning Obama’s Birth Certificate

Remember when actual elected Republicans were all jumping aboard the birther train and openly questioning whether President Barack Obama was actually a natural-born U.S. citizen? Then the president presented his long-form birth certificate and that seemed to put an end to it? Well, apparently not for one Florida Republican congressman. …

Brandon Marshall Just Got Traded to the Bears

Bye, bye, Brandon Marshall? FoxSports.com’s NFL Insider has Tweeted that the Dolphin’s Brandon Marshall just got traded to the Chicago Bears in exchange for a pretty paltry two third round pics. Well, this is pretty huge. Especially considering Peyton Manning was said to be wary of working with Marshall. Update:…

Fix-a-Flat Butt Doc Oneal Morris Arrested Again

Oneal Ron Morris, the unlicensed “doctor” arrested last year after allegedly injecting substances like caulk and fix-a-flat tire sealant into the rear end of a patient, has been arrested again. Morris turned herself into to Broward Sheriff’s Deputies yesterday on new charges of practicing medicine without a license after three…

Ex-Porn Star Shawn Loftis On Miami-Dade Schools Refusing to Reinstate Him: “They’re Going to Have a Lawsuit On Their F*#king Hands”

​Even though former gay porn star Shawn Loftis won a surprising appeal from the state allowing him to pursue teaching certification, Miami-Dade public school district tells Riptide they have no plans to reinstate him as a teacher in the district. In response, Loftis is threatening litigation. “They’re going to have…

Jet University, Shuttered Pilot School, Was a Sham Ex-Students Allege

​At the start of the slick ad, an excited announcer intones, “Are you ready to get serious about becoming a professional airline pilot?” The promises are amazing: In less than nine months at Jet University, the announcer says, even students with zero flight experience will land jobs as pilots. Even…

Speeding Cop Fausto Lopez Could Avoid Jail Time

Fausto Lopez, the city of Miami Police Officer who was pulled over by a Florida Highway Patrol Trooper for speeding 120 mph down the Florida Turnpike while off duty, could get a plea deal that would keep him out of jail. Lopez faces misdemeanor reckless driving charges. The maximum punishment…

Big Four? Dwight Howard Interested in Miami Heat, Reportedly

It’s not a secret that Magic Center Dwight Howard won’t be staying in Orlando much longer, and the saga of where he ends up may be the NBA’s most dramatic decision since, well, LeBron landed in Miami. Could Howard’s tale have the same ending? A Sports Illustrated reporter says that…

A New Sex Offender Encampment Has Sprung Up in Miami

It’s been almost two years now since the last of the sex offenders cleared out from their infamous encampment under the Julia Tuttle Causeway, but the Miami Herald now reports that a new sex offender camp has sprung up in the Shorecrest area. Once again, the Florida Department of Corrections…

Rick Ross Now Smoking Jeremy Lin Marijuana

We all know that Miami’s reigning rap king Rick Ross prefers the finer things in life, and likes to flaunt that fact on his Twitter account. Today Ross Tweeted a picture of his latest favorite product: marijuana named after New York Knicks sensation Jeremy Lin…