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Maxigate: A CVS employee and a menstrual pad make for a wild lawsuit
Northbound Biscayne Boulevard Closed Thursday Through Monday for Ultra
Ultra Music Festival is taking it to the streets — literally. A few blocks of northbound lanes of Biscayne Boulevard will be closed Thursday night through early Monday morning. Plan your route accordingly, and as a favor to yourself and the drivers who can’t avoid it, consider staying out of…
305 Photo of the Day: Ending of an Era
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Video: FAU Student Snaps in Class, Attacks Students and Staff
Do you guys enjoy watching people with apparent mental health issues explode in tragic fits of rage? Yeah, you probably do, because you’re the internet, and you’re sick, twisted fucks, so we guess we’ll blog about this video of a Florida Atlantic University student caught on camera during some sort…
Florida Woman Hides Bottle of Urine in Her Lady Parts to Pass Drug Test, Fails Miserably
Mishelle Salzgeber, a 20-year-old resident of Dade City, was booked into a New Port Richey jail after failing a drug test and violating her probation. During an x-ray scan, jail personnel detected a bottle hidden inside Salzgeber’s vagina and uncovered her plan to cheat on a drug test…
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Jeb Bush Endorses Mitt Romney, Finally
In what is perhaps a sign that some in the GOP establishment are growing wary off the drawn-out Republican presidential primary and are ready to rally around a frontrunner, former Florida governor Jeb Bush broke his neutral stance this morning and officially endorsed Mitt Romney…
Genting Scraps Plans for Herald Site, Goes Back to the Drawing Board
Genting Group shocked South Florida when it bought up the Miami Herald’s current bayfront property and unveiled its ostentatious plans for Resort World Miami. The proposed project looked like a futuristic, alien city, with 10 million square feet of space, two hotel towers, two condo towers, a giant convention center,…
Heat Beats the Suns With a Furious Fourth-Quarter Comeback
For pretty much the entirety of last night’s game against the Phoenix Suns, the Miami Heat played basketball like old people fuck. Winners of their last four games, the Suns came in shooting lights-out and playing suffocating defense. Dwyane Wade was shut down by Grant Hill, while LeBron James was…
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CVS Subpoenas 13-Year-Old Girl’s Diaries in Feminine Hygiene Pad Case
What happens when a multibillion-dollar company wages legal war against a teenage girl? Her diaries, adorned with Mickey Mouse and Bob Marley, get subpoenaed. And her psychiatric information gets entered — unredacted — into the public record. On Monday, we reported on the evolving craziness that is one Florida girl’s…
Occupy Miami’s Señor Paz Talks About “Peace City,” His Overtown Building Turned Protest Camp
In this week’s Miami New Times feature story, Michael Miller explores Occupy Miami’s strange journey after getting booted from downtown’s Government Center. Displaced protesters moved to a ramshackle apartment complex in Overtown, where the building’s owner — who calls himself “Señor Paz” — invited them to live for free.You can…
James Cameron Poised to Beat Richard Branson and Triton Submarines to Bottom of the Ocean
Movie director James Cameron is poised to win the unofficial submarine race to the bottom of the ocean.According to news reports, Cameron and a team of scientists are perched atop the Mariana Trench waiting for optimal weather conditions to dive nearly seven miles straight down into the Pacific. If he…
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Trayvon Martin Shooting: Miami-Dade Schools Superintendent Alberto Carvalho Says Failure To Investigate is “Cause For Outrage”
Count Miami-Dade Schools Superintendent Alberto Carvalho’s voice among those blasting the lack of an arrest in the shooting of unarmed teenager Trayvon Martin. An Orlando-area self-proclaimed neighborhood watchman, George Zimmerman, killed the 17-year-old Miami Gardens native Martin, who attended Michael Krop Senior High. He claimed it was self-defense, but 911…
“Self-Defense” Deaths Have Tripled Since “Stand Your Ground” Law Was Passed
The number of “justifiable” deaths in Florida that have resulted from self defense has tripled since 2005 when then-Governor Jeb Bush signed the “Stand Your Ground” law. That’s the same law that has so far kept George Zimmerman out of jail for shooting 17-year-old Trayvon Martin. Though, even the original…
Joey Porter Rips Jeff Ireland: Not “What a GM’s Supposed To Be”
Oh man, have we ever missed Joey Porter and his big, fat, flapping mouth. He talked himself out of town back in 2010. Porter pretty much got fired after ripping the team’s management and then coach Tony Sparano. Rest assured, he still has words for Dolphins GM Jeff Ireland and…
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Dolphins Have “Zero Intentions” of Bringing in Tim Tebow, Thank the Heavens
I’m starting to think that Dolphins general manager Jeff Ireland is more incompetent than he is idiotic. If he was just plain stupid, he’d probably be hot in the chase of Tim Tebow right now, and, well, we told you how we feel about that yesterday. Thankfully, according to reports…
305 Photo of the Day: Purple Bloom
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Trayvon Martin Case: Did George Zimmerman Whisper a Racial Slur During 911 Call?
It’s been almost a month since George Zimmerman tracked down and fatally shot 17-year-old Miami native Trayvon Martin in a Stanford, Florida, gated community, and Zimmerman remains a free man with no charges filed. Today, the state attorney for Brevard and Seminole counties announced that a grand jury will look…
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George Rekers’ Escort Denied Escort Award for Breaking Escort Code
Remember George Rekers, the anti-gay activist and Baptist minister whom& Miami New Times caught procuring the services of a male escort from RentBoy.com in 2010? Well, what do you know, RentBoy.com’s annual award show, appropriately called “The Hookies,” is coming up, and the organization thought briefly about giving an honorary…
Hurricane Ladies Dropped in NCAA, Men in NIT
Last night, it wasn’t so great to be a Miami Hurricane. Both the University of Miami men’s and women’s basketball teams saw their seasons come to an end by being upset in their respective tournaments by much lower seeded teams…
Jimbo’s Place: City of Miami Orders The Site Closed To The Public
You weren’t holding out hope that the City of Miami was going to delay closing Jimbo’s Place, were you? The city ordered the property closed to the public yesterday. It might take Miami workers months to fix that pothole in front of your house, but best believe they’re eager to…
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Rick Scott’s Cabinet Moves to Buy Office of Critic Who Called Him “Spawn of Satan”
Tallahassee lawyer Stephen R. Andrews has been a pain in Gov. Rick Scott’s ass since before he took office. Before Scott won the governor’s race, Andrews filed a lawsuit alleging that his ties to Solantic — the medical firm that would reap a profit bonanza from the drug testing Scott…