Surfside Election: My Campaign Hits the Streets

In my quest to become the commissioner of Surfside–the beach hamlet just south of the haughty nihilist province known as Bal Harbour– I’ve run into a problem: A lot of the older residents don’t want to open the door for me. Maybe it’s only because I’m a relatively young man…

Miami Police Want Your Old Drugs, Please

Are loads of half-empty hydrocodone bottles clogging up your medicine cabinet? Do you still have that Xanax prescription in your nightstand even though you stopped taking it because you swore it made your crazier? Do you just have so many drugs you don’t even know what to do with them?Well,…

“Stuff Miami Heat Fans Say” Video Finally Exists

Apparently, the “Shit ____ Say” video meme is still trudging along. Which means at this point in a meme’s lifespan we wouldn’t be drawing attention to any new entries unless they were pretty good. And this “Stuff Miami Heat Fans Say” video is pretty good…

Miami, FAU Announce Three-Year Football Series

In a series that is sure to have Howard Schnellenberger enthusiasts and probably a small handful of others excited, the University of Miami has announced it will play FAU in a three-year series between 2013 and 2016. The series will take the Hurricanes to the recently completed FAU Stadium in…

As Pop-Ups Take Over Miami, Why Stop At Parks, Shops and Restaurants?

In the past year, the Magic City has seen more pop-ups than Katie Perry performing inside a correctional facility. We’ve been inundated with so-called “pop-up” restaurants, bars, and art galleries. Impromptu porno studios have popped-up (and then promptly deflated) on Monument Island, inside a pizzeria, and perhaps even inside on…